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Old 03-27-2014, 12:30 PM   #52
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Probably the most metro thing about me is my tendency to always have at least 10-15 different brands/types of cologne to choose from at all times. I've been like this for roughly 15 years.
With that said, my favorite (and my wife's favorite), hands down is:



You won't smell anything else like it...guaranteed. Smells great. And it was discontinued a few years ago, so you can only get ahold of it via Ebay...which sucks.

Another unique one is Eddie Bauer Adventurer.

HOWEVER...there is one cologne that sticks out in terms of getting the absolute most positive responses from the females. This stuff is like catnip to the pussies.... no joke....the name of this cologne is....

....drumroll.....

Paris Hilton for Men.

No joke. I've tried/had hundreds of different types of cologne. If you wear this, you are GUARANTEED to receive some extra attention. The stuff is an absolute chick-magnet. What sucks is being asked the inevitable question of, "what is that sexayyy cologne you are wearing???" To be honest, replying with "oh, I'm wearing Paris Hilton for Men" is straight up embarrassing to me. So I usually make something up on the spot. For example, last week one of my wife's friends asked me what kind of cologne I was wearing and I replied with, "uhhhh.....errr.....Casablanca!!!" "Casablanca" was the first thing that came to mind because there was a "Casablanca" poster hanging behind her when she asked me. She responded with, "well, I'm going to have to get my husband some because that is the best scent ever."

CHICKS...FREAKING...LOVE...PARIS HILTON FOR MEN. And it's cheap...it's only like $15 on Ebay.
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