Frazod is so alpha it hurts. I cower in his e-presence.
I bet he's never changed his mind even once in his life. That's because he came out of the womb being right about everything.
I remember when he had sex with a hooker. Was he embarrassed by it? **** no. He got a shot in the ass and went on with his life.
If I was a woman, and he wasn't so fat, I'd be all over Frazod. But the thing is, I'm not a woman, and I kinda wish he was gay.
Frazod. God damn, son. God damn.
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