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Old 12-10-2013, 02:17 PM   #1100
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Originally Posted by Cochise View Post
You guys should use all that cash and start a football program.
I think they spend it all on a few things:

1) Supporting the love children of fine student-athletes such as Sherron Collins, so they can afford to remain in college for 3-4 years without worrying about how to support their families

2) Creating convenient jobs for the family members of high profile recruits. "Your dad's a bus driver! Awesome! We've been needing someone with his experience on our staff. How does Director of Basketball Operations sound?"

3) Buying out football coaches (almost forgot this one)
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