Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile!
 

So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.:#

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? :evil: I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away :D) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.:eek:

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.ROFL It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

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Way to go! Any suggestions for the little punk that keeps turning on the spigot in my back yard?

I salute you! :thumb:

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Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.

Damn plastic handle. I was going to put a bear trap underneath it but my wife thought that was a little extreme.

Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him. :evil:

Bwana just has a way with the young people....

Another approach I learned from a guy who's yard kept getting "farmed" is to take 2 metal trash barrels, place them one on each side of the path, then tie them together with a thin cable or wire. You can't see the cable at night, and when they drive through it slams the trash cans against the sides of the car.

Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...

It was worth cleaning up the mess after the deed. The pile is once again back in order as well. :evil:

Yeah, a way to let them know that it is not wise to mess with my hard work.

Definately a 5 ROFL post!

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Are you somehow related to Iowonian? That sounds an awful lot like something he'd do.:)

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BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?:)

I think thats why I hit it off with him so well at the tailgate party. He has the same look in his eyes and will "go the extra mile" to even the score. o:-)

Errrrr! It seems it would have cost me three times as much to fight it and "win the case" as it did to resell the car for the nasty ditch pig. I resold the car and gave her the money back.......along with a few parting quotes. ;)