A free trip to space: do you take it?
 

As part of an Amazon Prime promotion, you win a sweepstakes to go on an 11-minute ride up into suborbital space. You also get designer space togs specific to your group.

The other five astronauts on your ride will be:

Kanye West
Kim Kardashian
rob gronkowski
Jake Paul
Justin Bieber

You will spend two intensive weeks with this crew to "train" for your "mission". This will include a lot of posing with the group for selfies and standing in the background while they're being interviewed.

Do you accept the prize? If you turn down the prize, you'll get two years of free Amazon Prime as an alternative.

Do we have to have that group? It'd be more fun to have the first all-bald-head-and-goatee crew on a spaceflight.™

But yes, I'm in. No question.

I would do it, but I would wear earplugs the entire time and I would eat lunch by myself.

Historic!

It's that group or nothing. You don't have the option to wait for the group with The Rock, Bruce Willis, and John Travolta.

Absolutely. Every once in a while I'd throw in a what's your name again?

I would buy a telescope so I didn't have to endure the company.

Can Bill Romanowski be added to the list?

I would not but only because I have kids and going to space is presumably a bit dangerous.

If I didn’t have kids I would definitely risk it.

I think I speak for most of CP when I say I'd rather ride with the celebrities OP listed than you.

I'm a scuba diver and if anything goes wrong at 100+ feet, you're just as dead down there as you'd be at 100 miles up.

So the fear doesn't bother me -- the experience is worth that trade every time.

But man, that particular lot would be annoying as hell. I'd just have to get drunk with Gronk and spend the rest of my waking hours eye-banging Kim. I could make it work.

In.

Would there be any probing?

Holy shit, Rain Man. That group...you do not take any half measures.

Yes, even with those assholes. But Kim will have to be naked while weightless.


Would love to do the vomit comet. Just cant afford it.