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Andy Reid depreciation thread

This thread is for those who wish to discuss Andy and his many failings in peace. This is a safe space for posters who up until now haven't had an opportunity to vent their true feelings on Mr Reid without being persecuted by the happy clappy mob and nefarious moderators.

If you don't have a negative thing to add I'd suggest you take your ass over to the "Andy Reid appreciation thread". Spamming positivity will get you thread banned and challenged to a punch up at the George Brett.

Andy tries to steal chicken McNuggets.

Andy eats too many fatty foods…

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Originally Posted by PHOG (Post 17856689)

Andy tries to steal chicken McNuggets.

That is a selfless sacrifice by an unhealthy man to keep Pat in optimum playing shape...

The Chiefs bought Andy Reid even though everyone knows you should lease.

Andy whored out to State Farm and now he has that awful unfunny Bundlerooski commercial on his permanent record

Andy won't run up the score on any team. This includes the broncos. Which should be buried 90-0. Every. Game.

he's good at creating plays but someone else should call them.

Andy blames others for drawing fake mustaches on players.

No coach is perfect. No other coach has won three Super Bowls for the Kansas City Chiefs.

Andy Reid sets unrealistic expectations of the male body for all the women who watch Chiefs games.

I’m tired of my wife fantasizing about him while we make love.

He lives in Kansas City yet his favourite food is a cheeseburger and not burnt ends. I find that disgraceful.

FYI guys. It's posts like this that will get you thread banned over here in the Andy Reid depreciation thread:

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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 17856720)

I appreciate Andy Reid, Hall of Fame 3 time Superbowl Champion coach of my favorite football team, The Kansas City Chiefs.

My favorite Andy Reid commercial is the full length version of drawing mustaches on sleeping players with permanent marker.

My favorite Superbowl win is the Eagles when he twice over schemed up touchdown pass plays in which there were no defenders within a mile of the receivers, and tore out the souls of the Philly fans by calling "church mode" after Bradberry's hilarious game losing hold on Juju.

My favorite aspect of Andy is that his handling of success and failure is equal. Guy just won his 9th straight division title, and you'd barely know it. The only time you see Andy get red faced on the sideline is almost exclusively when he's tearing the closest official a new ass after horrific calls/no calls, which lights fires under his players and if at home, the entire Arrowhead faithful.

If Andy is ever the "bad guy" with a player, you never see it or hear about it unless the player comes forward with it, like Frank Clark admitted. A Stark contrast to guys like the purple faced Brian Daboll, or raging asshole Tom Coughlin.

He sees the person before the player. He's resurrected several careers, given numerous chances. Essentially, if you fail with Andy, and he says there's nothing more he can do and benches/releases you, you're basically failing at life, or professional football just isn't in the cards for you.

If we win today this thread must be immediately locked.

If Andy has more than a ten point lead at half in the playoffs, his team loses the game.