Tell me about Iowa
 

I have been offered a great job in Pella, Iowa. I have a few days before I have to give them an answer. Tell my why I should or should not move my family to Iowa.

It's a shithole

It’s the birthplace of Hy-Vee.

How deep are your roots here?

It's not Kansas.....

Look dude I'm sorry I left a negative review on your business geez leave me alone it won't happen again.

I went to camp once in River Falls..driving through Iowa..seemed like forever to get through the State.

It's bigger than it appears.

But seriously... Pella is this Dutch Reform community, so be prepared to live among a bunch of people with sticks up their butts

Iowa
 

Deep. I have about 300 relatives that live within 50 miles of me.

We would probably live in Des Moines.

Nothing wrong with Iowa, plus good steak places.

It's corny

oooooooo...what a lucky man, you are!

I'd take that into consideration.

IIRC, you already make great coin.

Is the job more challenging/enticing, or just better pay?

40 years ago Des Moines had a nice club called the Fox Den down off of Airport Rd. AAA baseball team. Haven't been back there but a few times but back then Des Moines had everything you'd want or need and several things you probably wouldn't.