I just found a wallet that was loaded!
 

Laying right in the middle of the road in town, Laying beside it was $1000 bundle that was strapped from a bank withdrawal and the pocket was loaded with 50 dollar bills. Around 2K total.

The ID was from a mexican migrant from Chijuahja. There were 3 credit cards all with different Mexican names .:hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:

What are you going to do with it?

And that was the last we ever heard from our buddy Hog Farmer.

This is how those cartel murder movies, start, bro. Watch your 6.

I stole a sweet wallet today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin wallet. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his wallet all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new wallet and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff in there, just a couple of wads of cash. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his wallet alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

I made a straight line to the police station with it. As bad as I'd loved to have kept it , it wouldn't be right taking someones hard earned drug money.

Good man!

Let it ride on NKLA

LOL, It crossed my mind to buy AMC with it but I didn't want to be responsible for the crash ROFL

Illegal with a stolen identity?

Go on a vacation

What's ironic is it was in front of a church and I found one in front of another Church about a year ago. It had a couple hundred in it.

LMAO That's probably the worst thing you could've done with it from the perspective of whoever that wallet belonged to.

I told the officer that the CC's had different names and also said "Now if nobody claims this I get to keep it ,right" She said "Well, I don't know. I'll have to ask"


Yeah ,Right!

I dropped my wallet one time in the parking garage at Piper Lofts in downtown KC. The cock sucker who found it took all but $1 and wedged it under my tire.

I hope that person dies in a car wreck.

your wallet?

you're just rubbing it in, mr moneybags!

:D