Missouri will have a normal State Fair.
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JUST ANNOUNCED: State Fair staff and superintendents are making plans to bring back a traditional Missouri State Fair, Aug. 12-22, in Sedalia. Read more here <a href="https://t.co/klUKWpMnNl">https://t.co/klUKWpMnNl</a></p>&mdash; Missouri State Fair (@MoStateFair) <a href="https://twitter.com/MoStateFair/status/1374028914805248003?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


Slowly but surely we will open back up in spite of the Mayors decrees in KC and StL

"Normal"

I'm sure this is a big deal to you hicks

FYP

When I was a kid, I lived in Springfield and we'd go to some fair there every year. They had what may or may not have been a freak show because it was an area where you could pay to see the "woman who turns into a gorilla", and they had something else that advertised a lot of scantily clad women doing something that I don't remember but it seemed vaguely pornographic.

Therefore, a normal state fair doesn't excite me. I like abnormal ones with semi-naked women and reversals of evolution.

Nothing normal about a large percentage of people who live in that state.

Bet that fair is like walking around a freak show!

You come from Montana and drive a Mustang, careful with them stones you toss

Fried oreos!

If you're vaccinated I guess you won't have much to worry about.

It's not a fair without freaks, hoochie-coochie girls, and a shit-faced drunk carny turning the Paratrooper ride into a NASA endurance test because he "don't like how that punk teenager was lookin' at his glass eye."

Lot of hairy cousin pussy

It also helps if the safety equipment doesn't work on some of the rides.

So concerts from the Oak Ridge Boys and The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band?

So back to shotgunning mountain dews for immunity and focus?

By normal I’m assuming you mean half off admission if you can prove your niece and your daughter is the same person?