Wish me luck
 

Having my balls snipped today. Any advice?

Run!

...oh yeah - and best of luck!!!

Try to talk them out of making you wear the cone around your neck afterwards. You get too many questions.

I need to do this on March 15th

You've watched too much Price is Right with Bob Barker

Get a bag of frozen peas and Netflix for the day. Good luck

Run. Don’t look back, just run.

If that won’t work for you, then you have my sympathy.
I’d suggest frozen peas and bourbon. I’d administer those differently for maximum effect.

Pro tip: Don't tell them you a dentist.

The Valium helped but it was still a very unpleasant experience.

I guess you can sit around and watch football this weekend

I’ve heard of people scheduling this around ncaa basketball tourney

Pulling out is a skill I guess LMAO

My 2 best friends and I all had it done the same day. Wives had coolers full of beer for us when we all got back to my place, which was closest, and we watched TV. By the end of the day, we were all pretty "tired", so there wasn't a whole lot of crying about the pain. One cautionary tale, make sure you go through the 10-12 cycles of emission before you go in unprotected. I have a friend that didn't. His daughter will be 21 next week.

Good advice.

The next 3 days will be the horniest your wife has ever been.

I had a drill sergeant who missed the first couple weeks of basic training for this, and that’s exactly what he said... spent a lotta time sitting on a bag of frozen peas