Still need a WR? 2 words.....Bobby Sippio
 

We obviously still need help at WR. So he may have tried to off a few dudes, who among us hasn't attempted murder on a really bad night? Let he without sin cast the first stone...or something like that. Let bygones be bygones is all I'm saying. How can someone watch Bobby Sippio in practice or a preseason game and not see all that talent? I just don't get it.

Okay gang...

Hey, I think Rashaan Sheehee can give us some special teams depth.

Wow. Sheehee. Good pull.

I'm obviously not alone on the Sippio bandwagon. You can't even get his jersey. Sold out. Amazon says they don't know when--or if--they'll have it in stock again. That's when you know an item is hot, because you rarely see Amazon just wave the white flag like that. They're selling so fast, they can't even get their hands on any.

http://www.amazon.com/Upper-Deck-AFL...N%3DB00EDUBMQE

Oooh I get it. Satire, ladies and gentlemen. This is likely satire.

WTF is this national crack weekend?

I don't know. I looked it up, & I think humor is supposed to be a part of satire.