Who would win in a fight...
 

...between


Dicky McElephant and Fisty McTatt?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/custo...tar8666_59.gif

VS

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/428...stertatguy.jpg

Does Fisty McTatt run a mean 5 yard slant?

Fisty McTatt can run a 5 yard slant WHILE he runs a WR screen WHILE he runs a seam route WHILE he takes a reverse handoff for a TD.

I'll spit in his face.

fisty and his brother can open up for you

http://www.youdontsay.org/travelmemories/Botswana06.jpg

fisty. this shouldn't even be a question.

Wait, is that the official "Fisty McTat" picture? I didn't remember the Baghdad Bob references.

Which one of those tattoos would you rather have on your body?

That's a tough one.

Fist wins versus trunk EVERY TIME. Billions of case studies have proven that Fisty will win by Rear Naked Choke....

Is fisty saying hands up dont shoot there? I didnt know he was a DC kind of guy.

No, it's just a random picture I chose from the Hometeam chest tattoo thread.

I don't know if there is an actual official Fisty McTatt picture.

Did I hear someone ask for a tournament?