My next regrettable thread
 

Gawd you guys/gals are ****ing boring tonight. Is nothing new and exciting going on?

My mom is visiting from Kansas for my daughters 16th birthday (yesterday) and is fast asleep in my bedroom while I take the couch but I don't feel like crashing yet. So I peruse CP for anything interesting... anything.

Boring ****s. Prove me wrong....

My reaction at seeing a new beer me thread -

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1043375/...ad-shake-o.gif

Why aren't you dick deep in THE ONE

Best thing I've seen all night. Thank you.

You see the part about my mom visiting? Being a good host... duh.

peepee teepee

:popcorn:

We can only hope.

Sorry. I'm exhausted and I fail. :(

Turrible. Just turrible.

If you're bored, try this.

http://www.newslobster.com/wp-conten...t-big-size.gif

If I can't count on you then why am I here? Gawd this place sucks sometimes.

They make gifs out of ****in anything now days.

lcarus will save us.

Save us lcarus!

Norv Turner heard his hot water heater whistling loudly and rumbling. He went to investigate. Bad move.