Which Chiefs player would you let perform a colonoscopy on you?
 

This is important.

uhhhh none of them?

Ricky Stanzi.

He's got the only thing remotely close to surgeon-like mechanics on the team. Everyone else is either a psycho or a madman.

Too bad we still don't have Niswanger on the team. He went to medical school.

Wait, what am I ****ing saying? **** Niswanger. God, he was shitty.

Cassel, because I would then infect him with HIV from my POZ rectum.

Shaun Smith

Assamough
Jon Assamough

Matt Cassel, he'd miss the hole by 5 yards

Eric Berry interned at a dentist's office.

So.

What?

T'd

There are some deeply disturbing threads on the BB today. Seriously, WTF? :spock:

Colquitt. He looks like he has soft hands.

I've had this done for real.
The answer would be.
NONE...are you Freaking NUTS?

It is threads like this where I think I should just start taking away thread posting priv's from a lot of the posters here.

Poe