Its Time to Say "goodbye"
 

Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
Seeing the light

So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?!


Hader,
now knows the culprit

LMAO!







PC Or not, that's some funny $#it!!!!!:D

:confused:
What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:

GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey?:D

:D

WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took... ;)

Otter: LMAO.......good stuff.

"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!"

I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his.

LOL! :D

OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff.

There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! :bong:

It freightens me that we live so close. :LOL:

ROFL

Stupid anti-caps thing... %(/

Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.

I believe it is "Oompa-Loompa"... not with the "u"