The Larry Johnson Memorial All-Scumbag Team
 

Given the fact that LJ makes Ike Turner look like a Domestic Violence counselor, why not create a team of Chiefs who just couldn't stay out of trouble. List their position, infractions, and we'll see if we can finish the job that Marty started in 1998.

RB: Larry Johnson: Assault *4

I don't wanna take some of the best ones, so fire away. :D

QB:
RB: Larry Johnson: Assault *4
RB: Bam Morris: Narcotics trafficking
WR: Andre Rison: Deadbeat Dad/Brock Middlebrook.
WR:
TE:
LT: Victor Riley:Attempted vehicular double homicide.
OG:
C:
OG:
RT:Jim Tyrer:Murder/Suicide

DE:Jared Allen:Multiple DUI's. Wearing of Tuxedo T-Shirts
DT: Joe Phillips: Multiple DUI's. Wanted in Oregon
DT: Bill Maas: Drug and Weapons possession.
DE:
OLB: Derrick Thomas:Bastardizing
MLB: Wayne Simmons. Was not success, he was execute while running from cops.
OLB:
CB: Eric Warfield: DUI's, Paris Hilton dog purse.
FS:
SS:
CB: Dale Carter: Cocaine Abuse.

K: Larry S. Tynes: Assault on a Bouncer
P: Todd Sauerbrun: Steroid Use, DWI
KR/PR: Tamarick Vanover--Drug trafficking, Grand Theft Auto.

Oh shit!ROFL

WR: Andre Rison

HC. Herm Edwards. Mass murder. Charges stemming from anniahlation of three consecutive 53 man rosters in the NFL, and the murder of said consecutive seasons.

Bong morris, Vanover, Victor Riley,

I think dale carter liked the cocaine too.

List transgressions, plz.

CB - Dale "Slappaho" Carter

Jared had some DUI issues.

It was widely known that Dale Carter was not an habitual user of cocaine as many speculated. His only issue with cocaine was that he liked the smell of it and took every opportunity to breathe deeply of the fragrance.

OT: Victor "Smackie" Riley - domestic violence
KR: Tamarack Vanover - car thief
RT: Jim "Hey Joe" Tyrer - shot his wife, shot himself
FB: "Bong" Morris - Cheeeeeeba
DE: Mike "Toots" Bell - blow
QB: David "Little Head Sez Howdy" Jaynes - indecent exposure
RB: Bill "Leave the Scene" Jones - hit & run
RB: Eddie "DWI" Podolak
DE: Jared "DWI" Allen
C: Tim "DWI" Grunhard
CB: Eric "Toasty" Warfield
LB: Derrick "how many kids do I have?" Thomas - child support

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/chiefspage6.html

ROFL High scores for clever.

warren moon smacked his wife too

General assholishness and bailing on his fatherly responsibilities. Pre-Chiefs, but still a known factor, thus "Bad-Moon Rison."

For Rison, per Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rison):

"Rison also developed a feud with the Cleveland fans, who were angered over the announcement that the team would be relocating to Baltimore and tired of his incredibly disappointing play. After an especially disappointing home loss to the Packers, Rison, who had been booed by the fans throughout the game, lashed out, stating, "We didn't make the f***ing move. So, for all the booers, f*** you too. I'll be glad when we get to Baltimore, if that's the case. We don't have any home-field advantage. I've never been booed at home. Baltimore's our home. Baltimore, here we come."

He has also been arrested several times for failing to pay child support to Raycoa Handley, the mother of his two sons. This ultimately led to Rison getting sentenced to jail by an Atlanta court on December 8, 2004 for neglecting to pay the $127,000 in child support Handley claimed he owed her. On January 3, 2005, Rison was released from DeKalb County Jail after making a $10,000 payment.

I'd put Fred Jones on this list, but if memory serves, he actually got his ass kicked at a bar, with Dale Carter watching.