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BucEyedPea 05-22-2006 10:27 AM

Bird Flu hits U.S.
 
First outbreak in a Florida trailer park!

http://www.footballhuddles.com/vbull...&postid=515443

Rain Man 05-22-2006 10:28 AM

That's so tragic.

Demonpenz 05-22-2006 10:45 AM

come on god. Like tornado's weren't enough

greg63 05-22-2006 10:53 AM

That's it; I'm not kissing anymore birds.

StcChief 05-22-2006 12:26 PM

link...
:hmmm:

nothing on news outlets, old FL paper says likely first place it will be found.

Plastic pink flamingos ROFL

chagrin 05-22-2006 12:27 PM

Damn Liberal propaganda!

rageeumr 05-22-2006 12:28 PM

How do you know where the pink flamingos live?

banyon 05-22-2006 12:29 PM

Rumsfeld can get his $$ now for his Tamiflu stock with this newest development.

chagrin 05-22-2006 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon
Rumsfeld can get his $$ now for his Tamiflu stock with this newest development.

To steal a quote, "...I don't blame the guy for watching his bottom line..."

chagrin 05-22-2006 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rageeumr
How do you know where the pink flamingos live?

Where else would they be?

Simplex3 05-22-2006 12:45 PM

I think it was Kenya. There was some African nation looking for a song that would resonate with their youth and tell them to stop touching and eating bird s**t. Maybe we need one of those. Bono could do it since most of his music is bird s**t anyway.

rageeumr 05-22-2006 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin
Where else would they be?

The correct answer to "Where do the pink flamingo's live?" is:

(drum roll)

The house with the plastic rednecks out front.

I have heard a harsher version of this joke as well, I'll leave that one alone.

BucEyedPea 05-22-2006 04:31 PM

I had one on my front lawn.
Where would America be without Florida's contribution to landscaping.

FAX 05-22-2006 04:39 PM

A man from Santo Domingo
Had trouble with American lingo
His yard ornaments fell
And he started to yell,
“Holy crap, where did all the flamingo?”

FAX

Iowanian 05-22-2006 08:43 PM

Rumors out of the vatican are that the Pope has bird flu also.

It was only a matter of time, considering he spends so much time hanging out with all of those cardinals.


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