I think people are having sex in my house...
 

My parents are away and my sister, her friend and two guys are here. They went to the other end of the house....

How can I find out?

I wish someone were having sex in my house ... namely me.

:LOL: here here.:thumb: me too. :huh:

Re: I think people are having sex in my house...
 

Walk to the other end of the house... :D

Dude, I would hope that your sister's sex life is something you don't have a lot of interest in...

:shake:

But...it's her room.

I was thinking the samething...

Perhaps you could email your sister and ask.

Or wait here and see if a poll question is posted concerning foursomes.

HEY!

PARTY AT GOCHIEFS HOUSE!!!!!!:p

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Do what I do. Microcamera in the guest room.

Do you care and have respect for your parents? If so do they care if she has sex in the house? If so then go tell her to "boink" elsewhere.

However if you don't care about your sister and your parents don't care, ask if they have another girlfriend they can invite over and let's see who can outlast who!!!!:toast:

100 bucks they're just playin uno...:rolleyes:

just knock on the door and ask if you can watch



seriously, that's normal sibling behavior.......in Arkansas

:LOL:

I was going to suggest just logging onto her website, I'm sure they're broadcating some web porn......kids these days....

So? If you're quiet enough and everything's behind closed doors, no one will ever know. If I'm doing something fun like that...some person walking outside in the hall is the last thing on my mind... :D

WARNING - VILE, NASTY, DISGUSTING, TASTLESS JOKE FOLLOWS: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED.








That Arkansas comment reminded of an old, gross joke:

A hillbilly daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. "Okay," he says, "but you gotta blow me."

"But Pa," she protests, "that's jist wrong."

"Y'all know the price fer borrowin the car," Pa says.

So she starts, but then stops. "Yuck, Pa, you taste like crap tonight," she says.

"Oh, I fergot," Pa says. Yer brother's got the car."

:spock:

Fraz thanks boy that is a set of images I really needed. :fire:

But you did warn us and it was funny in a sick way.

You were warned.... :evil:

:eek:

ROFL

tasteless, I love it....

:Lin:

Well two of em (sister's friend and some guy) just came out of a room...yep they were ****in'....damn...

You shoulda' called next.

I would've kicked their punk asses out and told them to go fuck at their own house. :cuss:

Was one of em carrying a cam corder?????:fire:

As funny as that is he's right. ROFL

So was it an orgy?

Actually, if it was my bro.......he would have kicked him out after killing him. :D To this day at 44 and 50 he still protects little "sis" very careful. :clap:<to my bro

Now if this was you and a friend with two girls would it be any different if your sister was home. Though it is sort of disrespectful of the guys for banging your sister in your home while you are there. What are you going to do?

I don't know if my sister is banging anyone but her friend and the black guy just went back in the room.....man I hate being a virgin.

ROFL :LOL:

Ok...after doing some surveillance under the cover of night around my house, no new information has been gathered. Damn blinds were down.

I hope this happens again tomorrow. I'm buying a disposable camera and going to town. In the event I am chased, I will pre-lock my room door and have the engine running outside.

In my OWN. GODDAMN. HOUSE. :banghead:

That would be your PARENTS' goddamn house, wouldn't it, junior? :D

Perhaps one day you'll want to get a little while the folks are out of town, and wouldn't want your sister causing problems for you. Good time to live and let live, IMO.

THE PLOT THICKENS!
 

My sister is out right now...on a date or something with the other guy...holy shit.

Her friend and the black guy are SPENDING THE NIGHT. (I just read a note "my sister's friend" left on the door).

Suggestions? They just went to bed in the guest bedroom, where they were previously fucking (or playing uno) :D

Damn Frazod, you're all about pickin on the younguns tonightROFL

How old are you again?

(I'm only asking, and interested, because this ****ing snowstorm is playing hell with my DTV....)

Just a little friendly advice, Slim.

I understand his concern - but he needs to just roll with it. Doesn't sound like anybody's bothering him.

Slayer playing Dr. Phil, on the other hand.... :$2500:

Just turned 21.

A 21 year old virgin...how sweet.

:banghead:

I don't drink either. My body is pure. :rolleyes:

Yeah i know what ya mean, I was just givin ya shit

I don't drink either so what...

I'll agree with frazod. Unless you feel confident enough to set up some form of video or audio recording for blackmail purposes (or for airing on the Planet).... I'd stay away. Hopefully for you your sister's friend is not a moaner. :D

How's that snow coming along Brad? It's headed this way, and they're calling for winter hell tomorrow... I can't wait. :rolleyes:

You've never imbibed alcohol?

ROFL

Jeeeeeez.........

Cmon guys I feel the need for mischiefs here.....two people that I barely know in my house....I feel like they shouldn't be ****ing...enlighten me.....

And you live with the 'rents?

There's your problem man, get the fug outta' there. Let older sis live with mammy and pappy and go get yourself a bachelor pad. Putty tang is sure to follow.....;)

Yes but I don't drink..you may say I have done some stuff.

21?

Damn, kid. If you're a 21-year-old virgin, I think you've got bigger problems than your sister's friend getting her locks picked in the guest room.

You're in Texas, right? Sounds like you need to make a run for the Mexican border and get this fixed.

My opinion would be that it's none yer' fuggen business. Unless these guys art total scum-fugs. ;)

ROFL :LOL: True dat!

ROFL :LOL: ROFL

Well...we will see what happens tomorrow. I shall have a disposable camera.

Oh and as far as my status as an "uninitiated,"....I grew up a Jehovah's Witness. So gimme a break. (I'm not anymore thank god).

That's very respectable.

It sucks, actually. :grr:

Why?...cuz you can't get none?

No excuse. I banged a married one once.

Come up with something better then that....:D

It's really quite simple.

Car.... Mexico... whore house.

Then you won't care about other people getting laid.

You could just try the girlfriend route, but Mexico will be faster and cheaper.

Um..no.

Besides I know my parents wouldn't like this. :D

:shake:

What?

Jehova's need love too.....:D

Brad you freaking banged a married woman...you gets no love. :spank:

How am I being Dr. Phil by asking if it was an orgy?

Alright,

Listen junior, I'm gonna be nice cause ur asking for help ok?

Look, that is ur godda#n house ok? Forget the fact that ur 21. You are a MAN and you need to defend ur homefront, doesent matter if ur sister is a nice girl or a slut. Grab a baseball bat and break the ****i$g door down and threaten to kill these pieces of shiite that have no respect for YOU. They are probably asking ur sister if the geek on the computer can hear.... If you have to, break a couple of ****i$g legs with the bat. It's not like these coc$ suckers are gonna call the cops....

When mom and pop get home tell em' ur sister and you were playing aroung and broke the door, it's not like she's gonna rat on you.....

Take a stand brother!!!! Otherwise you will be ravaged upon for life....do unto other's before they have a chance to do unto you...

Fuc$ em!!!! :grr:

Yeah, like I was the first....:rolleyes:


I was 19....."Here's to you Mrs.Robinson....":D

ROFL And how old was she?...30?

How come everyone gets lucky but me.

Thanks Big K, but it's a little late for that. We will see what transpires tomorrow.

You too. Oh lord. Made that mistake myself. Did it once, ran out after feeling guilty as hell and to this day, 2yrs later, she still calls me every couple of months. Leave me alone WOMAN!!!!

He's a virgin huh?...what's the going rate for 2 minutes of love in mehico?

No comment....:D

DAmn I wish I was a virgin. I would get more punanny than I could dream of.

Because you live with your parents...big turnoff :shake:

Wimp

No, for your silly-assed words of wisdom on the 25 cats thread. :rolleyes:

:grovel:

LMAO...was she your first? ROFL

It's a little hard to take that post seriously when you use that as your last line ROFL