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Deberg_1990 04-09-2025 10:13 AM

Barbie debuts LeBron James doll
 
Oh wow

This is why I don’t play with Barbie dolls.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We got a LeBARBIE! <br><br>Barbie Debuts the LeBron James Doll, marking the brand’s first-ever Kenbassador.<br><br>The Barbie Signature LeBron James Kenbassador doll will be available at select Target stores and online at Target, Amazon, Walmart and Mattel Creations for $75 starting Monday,… <a href="https://t.co/HUzpLjrrDL">pic.twitter.com/HUzpLjrrDL</a></p>&mdash; Complex Style (@ComplexStyle) <a href="https://twitter.com/ComplexStyle/status/1909924971033330161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

displacedinMN 04-09-2025 10:16 AM

You run by it and it falls down?

Spott 04-09-2025 10:24 AM

KCC will buy them all if they are anatomically correct.

Hammock Parties 04-09-2025 10:25 AM

https://media.tenor.com/S2G-QZk-Vz0A...n-laughing.gif

notorious 04-09-2025 10:26 AM

$75? This has creepy collector dude written all over it.

KCUnited 04-09-2025 10:37 AM

Demands to be traded upon opening

KC_Connection 04-09-2025 10:37 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LeBron is the FIRST EVER male athlete to receive a Barbie &quot;Kenbassador&quot; doll 👏💯<br><br>Barbie said they are &quot;recognizing his positive impact on culture, style, and community.&quot; 👑<br><br>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/Barbie?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Barbie</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/Mattel?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mattel</a>) <a href="https://t.co/VKtPCW64qe">pic.twitter.com/VKtPCW64qe</a></p>&mdash; Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1909981463803572297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He is transcendent.

KCUnited 04-09-2025 10:39 AM

Made in China

Bearcat 04-09-2025 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 18024803)
You run by it and it falls down?

Gonna need to see a couple Barbies or several Army men carrying the doll off the court.

FloridaMan88 04-09-2025 10:44 AM

Does it exaggerate “injuries” like the real LeBron?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LeBron James injury reaction <a href="https://t.co/2BNthZrqoR">pic.twitter.com/2BNthZrqoR</a></p>&mdash; Carlos (@LFGPads19) <a href="https://twitter.com/LFGPads19/status/1907982856498065512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

threebag 04-09-2025 10:53 AM

When you pull the string on its back, it folds and cries like a bitch.

Titty Meat 04-09-2025 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 18024838)
Demands to be traded upon opening

Heard u like your butt played with

KCUnited 04-09-2025 10:58 AM

Choking hazard

Red Dawg 04-09-2025 11:04 AM

The world is full on stupid.

Katipan 04-09-2025 11:04 AM

A tiny hot AF chick with feet on the court pantomimed LeBron crying like a baby after a call. He freaked out. Jumped at her to scare her. Laughed at her when she jumped back. Stood at the key turning around to yell at her.

The man has had shit talked to him by brutes of men since he was a kid, and the tiny chick wigged him out so bad that they lost by like 3 points. It was glorious.

Also CP made a lot more sense.

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-09-2025 11:05 AM

no penis, and a pull string that squeals, "that was a foul".

Molitoth 04-09-2025 11:09 AM

Is this Doll afraid to leave his box due to racist cop dolls?

ThrobProng 04-09-2025 11:21 AM

The upcoming Jordan Barbie will be far better.

TLO 04-09-2025 11:25 AM

Mobile test

BlackHelicopters 04-09-2025 11:28 AM

You have to dye it’s hair everyday.

BlackOp 04-09-2025 11:33 AM

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Gary Cooper 04-09-2025 11:34 AM

Made in China

FloridaMan88 04-09-2025 11:36 AM

Will you be forced to buy the unqualified Bronny Barbie as well, as a combo deal?

Dante84 04-09-2025 11:39 AM

Get that money big dawg.

You know Mahomes is next. And I'll buy the shit out of it for my desk.

ghak99 04-09-2025 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 18024925)
Get that money big dawg.

You know Mahomes is next. And I'll buy the shit out of it for my desk.

What a weird fetish.

I didn't even know they put poop in these things.

wazu 04-09-2025 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 18024885)
A tiny hot AF chick with feet on the court pantomimed LeBron crying like a baby after a call. He freaked out. Jumped at her to scare her. Laughed at her when she jumped back. Stood at the key turning around to yell at her.

The man has had shit talked to him by brutes of men since he was a kid, and the tiny chick wigged him out so bad that they lost by like 3 points. It was glorious.

Also CP made a lot more sense.

Was curious so I had to look this up.

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loochy 04-09-2025 01:29 PM

this is amongst the most reeruned things I've ever seen

Rain Man 04-09-2025 01:53 PM

Marketing guy: "You know what six year old girls like? Lebron James."

Katipan 04-09-2025 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 18024991)
Was curious so I had to look this up.

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Way funnier in person.

Pepe Silvia 04-09-2025 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 18024822)
$75? This has creepy collector dude written all over it.

The best I can do is $25 dollars.

Hammock Parties 04-09-2025 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 18024925)
Get that money big dawg.

You know Mahomes is next. And I'll buy the shit out of it for my desk.

No ****ing way Mahomes would ever buy in to this gay barbie shit.

Pitt Gorilla 04-09-2025 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 18025207)
No ****ing way Mahomes would ever buy in to this gay barbie shit.

You can also buy a Maxx Crosby that includes a space on his chin for Pat's nuts.

Rain Man 04-09-2025 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 18025326)
You can also buy a Maxx Crosby that includes a space on his chin for Pat's nuts.

I bet the Crosby doll would come as part of a package that includes Barbie's dream trailer.

alpha_omega 04-09-2025 04:56 PM

Why the Barbie association?
Couldn't Mattel just have made it without that? Would have been way less dumb in that case.

And $75, wow.

Hammock Parties 04-09-2025 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 18025326)
You can also buy a Maxx Crosby that includes a space on his chin for Pat's nuts.

I will only accept Mahomes Barbie if it's part of a "Patrick's Lombardi Trophy Dreamhouse" play set.

Otter 04-09-2025 05:35 PM

Is this the doll that misses every free shot or is that the other one?

Bump 04-09-2025 05:39 PM

Since it's Barbie and they don't normally make sports memorabilia why didn't they go with something like this for him instead?

https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/...ebron_maid.png

BlackOp 04-09-2025 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 18025132)
Marketing guy: "You know what six year old girls like? Lebron James."

I think you need to reverse that quote....

Hammock Parties 04-09-2025 05:55 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoIbUuKX...pg&name=medium

displacedinMN 04-09-2025 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 18025429)

I would buy that .

Hammock Parties 04-09-2025 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 18025560)
I would buy that .

You're gay?

Cleavage 04-09-2025 07:55 PM

He comes with a phone and hotline to Adam Silver.

ChiliConCarnage 04-09-2025 08:04 PM

Got my Mothers day gift planned out this year!

displacedinMN 04-09-2025 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 18025564)
You're gay?

No. But It is better than flopper labron


I am also 56 and still like toys. Have all my hotwheels

Katipan 04-09-2025 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 18025415)
Since it's Barbie and they don't normally make sports memorabilia why didn't they go with something like this for him instead?

https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/...ebron_maid.png

1. Barbie has played every sport including being a matador.
2. Mattel has made hundreds of famous people into Barbies.
3. You just wanted to post the sexy picture.

Hammock Parties 04-09-2025 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 18025676)
1. Barbie has played every sport including being a matador.

Bullshit. There is no Chess Barbie and I'd be shocked if there's a Cricket Barbie. Or Billiards? HA!

PROVE ME WRONG.

Barbie Pride is not going to be tolerated here.

Chieftain 04-09-2025 11:54 PM

Gay as hell. I stopped watching basketball during the last Laker run. It's a pussy league now.

threebag 04-10-2025 02:57 AM

I figured this thread would have some Chiefybugger in it

big nasty kcnut 04-10-2025 08:55 AM

Well he is a biggaty biggaty bitch!

Valiant 04-10-2025 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 18025415)
Since it's Barbie and they don't normally make sports memorabilia why didn't they go with something like this for him instead?

https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/...ebron_maid.png

Over under on how long to see this outfit on the lebron doll.

Imagine. Wearing that as a Barbie shirt and sitting front row at a Lakers playoff game.

irafreak 04-10-2025 11:04 AM

This is weird. You'd think they would have marketed to the swiftie and had a Travis Taylor couple set or something.

Rain Man 04-10-2025 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 18025676)
1. Barbie has played every sport including being a matador.
2. Mattel has made hundreds of famous people into Barbies.
3. You just wanted to post the sexy picture.

Are the celebrity dolls scaled for height? Is the Lebron doll a lot larger than a typical Barbie? And does Mattel make more money on their Kevin Hart doll since it requires less material?

el borracho 04-10-2025 01:36 PM

Good to find out Alissa Heinerscheid got a new job.

loochy 04-10-2025 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag (Post 18025701)
I figured this thread would have some Chiefybugger in it


KCConnection is the resident LeBron simp around here

Katipan 04-11-2025 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 18026077)
Are the celebrity dolls scaled for height? Is the Lebron doll a lot larger than a typical Barbie? And does Mattel make more money on their Kevin Hart doll since it requires less material?

The Kevin Hart doll requires more pigment.

listopencil 04-11-2025 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 18024991)
Was curious so I had to look this up.

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It wasn't a very aggressive lunge, but that's still a pussy move on LeBron's part. Looks like a red flag you'd see from a domestic abuse shitbag. I barely follow b-ball and I never get the drama jokes but **** this guy.

KC_Connection 04-11-2025 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 18027112)
It wasn't a very aggressive lunge, but that's still a pussy move on LeBron's part. Looks like a red flag you'd see from a domestic abuse shitbag. I barely follow b-ball and I never get the drama jokes but **** this guy.

LeBron a domestic abuse shitbag? You can’t possibly be serious with this shit LMAO

ThaVirus 04-12-2025 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 18024991)
Was curious so I had to look this up.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_ygya21iXl4?si=j2UBV5doGjAuVdW0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That’s hilarious. **** that heckler chick.

Katipan 04-12-2025 06:42 AM

They were eliminated that night.
😂😂 Super funny.

Spott 04-12-2025 06:51 AM

Meh, she’s probably a donkey fan and deserves everything bad that happens to her.

listopencil 04-12-2025 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Connection (Post 18027425)
LeBron a domestic abuse shitbag? You can’t possibly be serious with this shit LMAO




I said it looks like a red flag you'd see from a domestic abuse shitbag. Because it does. It's not normal for a man to make an aggressive or violent move like that towards a woman. If it's normal for you to try to physically intimidate women, then you're a piece of shit.

ThaVirus 04-12-2025 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 18027531)
I said it looks like a red flag you'd see from a domestic abuse shitbag. Because it does. It's not normal for a man to make an aggressive or violent move like that towards a woman. If it's normal for you to try to physically intimidate women, then you're a piece of shit.

This ideology is why stupid bitches like her think they can act however they want.

If women are delicate wallflowers who can’t handle some playful ribbing then they need to not engage in that sort of behavior themselves.

listopencil 04-12-2025 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 18027535)
This ideology is why stupid bitches like her think they can act however they want.

If women are delicate wallflowers who can’t handle some playful ribbing then they need to not engage in that sort of behavior themselves.


Right. Bitches need to keep quiet or we'll just slap 'em around.

Katipan 04-12-2025 09:38 AM

Like she was the only one yelling shit at him. 😂😂

Katipan 04-12-2025 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 18027537)
Right. Bitches need to keep quiet or we'll just slap 'em around.

Bitches
https://x.com/laxcow/status/18713215...0%2Fframe.html

ghak99 04-12-2025 09:44 AM

The big strong man continues to make himself look like a bitch.

BWillie 04-12-2025 10:00 AM

LeBron James.

The most turnovers in NBA History. 700 ahead of the next great Russell Westbrook.

ThaVirus 04-12-2025 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 18027537)
Right. Bitches need to keep quiet or we'll just slap 'em around.

If you think women are deserving of special treatment then they need to act accordingly.

You can’t have it both ways.

listopencil 04-12-2025 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 18027581)
If you think women are deserving of special treatment then they need to act accordingly.

You can’t have it both ways.


There is no both ways. If you think it's ok to threaten a woman with assault because she hurt your widdle fee fees then you're a piece of shit. It's simple.

Bearcat 04-12-2025 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 18027636)
There is no both ways. If you think it's ok to threaten a woman with assault because she hurt your widdle fee fees then you're a piece of shit. It's simple.

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KC_Connection 04-12-2025 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 18027531)
I said it looks like a red flag you'd see from a domestic abuse shitbag. Because it does. It's not normal for a man to make an aggressive or violent move like that towards a woman. If it's normal for you to try to physically intimidate women, then you're a piece of shit.

Aggressive or violent move? Are you ****ing kidding me? LMAO

There are some weird takes and posts in this thread but this one might take the cake.

KCUnited 04-12-2025 01:44 PM

Canada finally logging off and going to bed

https://i.imgur.com/zwkUVQt.jpg

Katipan 04-12-2025 03:06 PM

No one expects physical violence because of heckling. And that’s what he wanted her to think was going to happen.

Hate the modern woman all you want but that is just silly.

Rausch 04-12-2025 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 18027473)
That’s hilarious. **** that heckler chick.

Yeah, that's where I land.

He was laughing immediately. He wasn't angry.

**** 'em if they can't take a joke.

ThaVirus 04-12-2025 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 18027674)
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Seriously. What a ****ing drama queen lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 18027761)
Yeah, that's where I land.

He was laughing immediately. He wasn't angry.

**** 'em if they can't take a joke.

Agreed. If you’re gonna give it, then you need to be able to take it.

Crying about “bUt ShE’s A wOmAn!” is dumb af. If she’s going to be a part of the protected class then she needs to act more ladylike.

Jamie 04-12-2025 04:42 PM

I'm looking forward to the inevitable photoshop of 5 of LeBron Dolls standing around a Barbie with a Brazzers logo in the corner.

Pablo 04-12-2025 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 18027697)
Canada finally logging off and going to bed

https://i.imgur.com/zwkUVQt.jpg

That poor comforter is stiffer than Lebron's 43 year old joints.

KCUnited 04-12-2025 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 18027812)
That poor comforter is stiffer than Lebron's 43 year old joints.

Comforter has better posture than Pepe Silvia

BigCatDaddy 04-12-2025 05:09 PM

Does it come with a different uniform for each team he runs to when he can’t get it done with the one he is on?

KC_Connection 04-12-2025 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 18027697)
Canada finally logging off and going to bed

https://i.imgur.com/zwkUVQt.jpg

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