Looks like we are playing the Chargers in Brazil in the opener
 

At least this is the opener so it’s not as taxing on these guys

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">🚨 UPDATE 🚨<br><br>The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> are currently favorites to face the Los Angeles Chargers in São Paulo for their Week 1 opener as part of the NFL&#39;s second installment of Friday Night Football.<br><br>Per, <a href="https://twitter.com/ByNateTaylor?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ByNateTaylor</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/danielrpopper?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DanielRPopper</a>. <a href="https://t.co/AEQ9tdEvgB">pic.twitter.com/AEQ9tdEvgB</a></p>&mdash; Chiefs Blitz (@ChiefsBlitz) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsBlitz/status/1907411328605573609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Is this a Chargers home game?

No doubt that will be the first of 3 games in 5 days for the Chiefs, in 3 different hemispheres.

Looking forward to making the journey and ultimately getting kidnapped and held for ransom as is the local custom

FYP

Well, good news is it's a mini-bye for Week 2.

The state of the pitch in the Eagles game there last year was a disgrace.

Elijah Mitchell will do well to last the first quarter before coming off with a season ending injury.

Errrrr, I hate these out of country games.

I'd prefer to have our big division games outside of Rashee's potential suspension window.

Find someone who looks at you the way that gentleman in the OP is looking at Patrick

I just checked ChatGPT. This is the response I got.

"Chargers home game? There is no such thing as a Chargers home game. The few home supporters they do have (like that Asian chick) support other teams. Go Chiefs!"

Also FYI. This is the original source.

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Who wants to go?

Hopefully it's in Rio so I can finally visit Ipanema Beach and see the world's hottest local women.

Favorites -definition here seems odd

**** soccer

Spelling too. It's favourites you yank ****s.

Either way the Chiefs are losing a home game. We have great support in LA.

Not cold enough vegamite brain

Even if we have more fans than them there it essentially is a lost game. In the Eagles Packers game last year the crowd went all crybaby and emotional pre-match and then it was dead silence for the whole game. At least in the European games (which I am not a fan of and won't go to because it's America's Game) the crowd reacts a bit.

I’m only going if it’s in Belize

Goodell announced that the NFL will deforest 500 acres of rain forest and drive eight rare species into extinction to build a custom stadium in the middle of the Amazon.

The NFL is going to take away the Chargers best attended home game of the season?

So which Chargers player is getting their lung punctured from a malaria vaccine delivered by their medical staff?

And there better be dish washing gloves.

At least the game will be the Friday night opener and we don't have to wait until Sunday

So, the news here is the Chargers are definitely playing in Brazil.

You will be pickpocketed and mugged in less than 2 minutes of leaving your hotel. Crime is brutal

Came here to post exactly this. They better get that field in order, gonna be pissed if we lose someone because they are playing on a subpar surface.

1-0

there is no such thing.

Make sure you send half of CP a picture of your butthole so we can send it to the authorities to identify your body.

Forty years ago it was awesome. Glad I went then.

As for this game, God I hope they pick somebody other than the Chiefs. May Goodell roast in deepest pit of hell forever for foisting this shit on the league. Sending our guys to these violent third world hellholes is insane. And it's not going to stop until somebody gets kidnapped or killed.

Went to Sao Paulo on business a couple years before retiring and the poverty is very sad and overwhelming. No ****ing way do I ever want to go back there.

But, I did give an autographed Chiefs SBIV football to the owner down there when he came up for a visit. So there should be at least one Chiefs fan. He found all the American football Chiefs memorabilia in my office interesting as they are soccer people.

This is really a ****ed up idea. Season opener on a Friday against a division rival being played on foreign soil. If was against an NFC team I'd say play it like a preseason game with the starters getting a possession or two. Sometimes Clark just needs to say no. That said the NFL must be making bank on these games or they wouldn't be doing it.

He won't face NFL justice until court system plays out. I'm sure right now they are negotiating with DA and lawsuit people and that could take a while.

I take it you’ve never been to Pinellas Park, or New Port Richie, Florida?

Now say “plantain” aka reggae banana, with that purty mouf!!

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Trannys, botox, and butt lifts.

Based on the Chargers' home schedule, I'd guess it's either the Chiefs (BREAKING NEWS, Bearcat guesses something! /twitter, probably), Commanders, or maybe Texans.... they also play the Eagles at home, but they got stuck going to Brazil last season.

And the other two don't feel like opening night material.

Chiefs want to play all the time on Christmas. not a fan


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When it comes to domestic stand-alone games, the Chiefs have requested that the NFL make them a fixture on Christmas Day, a source tells The Athletic.<a href="https://twitter.com/ByNateTaylor?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ByNateTaylor</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/danielrpopper?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@danielrpopper</a> on Kansas City being favored to play the Chargers in Brazil ⤵️<a href="https://t.co/eOQfLNScr7">https://t.co/eOQfLNScr7</a> <a href="https://t.co/fqFTOORALT">pic.twitter.com/fqFTOORALT</a></p>&mdash; The Athletic (@TheAthletic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1907381013048590341?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**** you, Clark.

How many billions do you need??

Why would anybody want to become the Cowboys/Lions of Christmas? Disrupt your holiday every year AND get a short rest game at the end of the season most every year? Good God. :shake:

Man, I hate this stupid shit

Yeah, that’s dumb af. Sucks for fans who want to just chill.

I suppose NFLers may have a different view, though. I’m not sure about the logistics of the season around Christmas, but if they have to practice/be in the facility on Christmas to prep for a Sunday game anyway, then maybe they would prefer to actually just play on that day and get the following day or two off to celebrate.

Well, at least you are home at Christmas and sleeping in your own bed.

But for the vast amount of players, how long are they a Chief? 3-5 years?

Sort of like Kelce saying that he actually preferred Thursday night games because you get a mini bye week to be off afterward

So basically just like Miami?

No, but I always wanted to see Mons Venus.

Maybe Clark doesn't want to spend yet another Christmas day at home talking about beauty pageants and comically enormous high heels with his bimbo wife and bimbo daughter.

Hopefully they don't stay up partying til 5am and look like complete shit like they did their last neutral site game.

This flying out of the country to play an NFL game is so idiotic.

You want them to sail? Literally to the ship!

CHIEFS are MUST see Tv everywhere!

So ****ING STUPID!

:clap::clap::clap:

Especially the season opener.

Makes me almost miss when we were just a 8-10 win team toiling in obscurity

FYP

That sucks. Especially if it's home game.

Know how I know you're gay?

The Reid/Mahomes led Kansas City Chiefs are made for TV. The current Chiefs Cheerleaders have faces for radio though.

No idea. If you enjoy those types of conversations perhaps you are the gay one?

You sound like you take it up the chutney.

If you sound anything like Benedict Cumberbatch or Hugh Grant: you can eat biscuits in my bed anytime.

I was there for 2 weeks in 1987 during Carnival.

I stayed here in a nice suite.

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I walked to the beach everyday.

I was there when the Cruziero was crashing and reach 220,000-240,000 Cruziero per 1 US dollar. While I was there they changed the money to Cruzados and devalued their money by 1,000 times. It was now 240 Cruzados per 1 US dollar.

I took 2 women and a guy from Brooklyn I met to dinner. We had steaks, veal, appetizers, bottles of wine, vegetables, breads, desserts, more drinks and the whole bill with tip came to just over $40.

I hate the international games, but if we’re gonna have to do one this year I’d rather just go ahead and get it over with and out of the way.

So Week 1 is fine, since apparently we are getting one.

A neutral field divisional game? Yes please
!

Was this before condoms were popular?

Looks like it is happening.

"The three games for 2025 will be going to Netflix and Amazon, Adam Schefter reported Tuesday. Since Christmas is on a Thursday, Amazon will be getting its standard Thursday night game while Netflix will be handling the other two games as part of a three-year deal that it signed with the NFL in 2024.

If the NFL sticks to the same Christmas tripleheader schedule that it's had in the past, then the games will be staggered throughout the day with kickoff times at 1 p.m. ET, 4:30 p.m. ET and 8:20 p.m. ET. "

And the chiefs are playing all three games :banghead:

Did you mean 6-10? I remember during the Marty days 10-6 was the gold standard. Not sure how you would get to 8-10?

so much for keeping the holy day holy, clark!

I was there in '84. I didn't use them. And I did come to regret that decision. Thank God for penicillin.

How much was lunch?

It was when I was young, dumb, full of cum and careless

I had a super sexy TWA stewardess I met the first day I arrived in Grand Cayman, I was so tan from 9 weeks on vacation, she had me rub sun tan all over her back including the crack of her ass, we made a date to have dinner at Pappagallo's and then sex but I had to cancel when the souvenir the girl from Rio gave me forced me to the doctor for a shot.

$3

Shrimp and beers and snacks on the beach. Brahma beer

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is many mini erupting volcanos face the next DeShaun Watson? Keep your bolt playing paws off

In my mind, it looks like in that picture. Patrick is telling Sherbet “get your ****ing loser hands off me and my 3 time Super Bowl championship winning, peak physical fitness, body! Loser!”

And the guy walking up to them is like HOLY SHIT, PAT IS A COLDBLOODED MOTHER ****ER!

Is this the Chargers year? The stars seem aligned for them

Not where I thought this story was going initially.

Cairo Santos is Brazilian.

It would make more sense for the Bears to go in place of the Chiefs.

I survived several days in Rio just fine. I stayed in Copacabana and nobody tried to rob me*, and the beach was nice. The bikinis on the beach were underwhelming, but the world is facing an obesity crisis.

I saw a really cool library. Check out some images of the Portuguese Reading Room. That was well worth the Uber ride.

* In Santiago, they tried to rob me. But they didn't realize that I have a unique set of skills, mostly backing away and running.

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