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Womble 12-15-2024 11:04 AM

Andy Reid depreciation thread
 
This thread is for those who wish to discuss Andy and his many failings in peace. This is a safe space for posters who up until now haven't had an opportunity to vent their true feelings on Mr Reid without being persecuted by the happy clappy mob and nefarious moderators.

If you don't have a negative thing to add I'd suggest you take your ass over to the "Andy Reid appreciation thread". Spamming positivity will get you thread banned and challenged to a punch up at the George Brett.

PHOG 12-15-2024 11:05 AM

Andy tries to steal chicken McNuggets.

Kman34 12-15-2024 11:05 AM

Andy eats too many fatty foods…

Rausch 12-15-2024 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHOG (Post 17856689)
Andy tries to steal chicken McNuggets.

That is a selfless sacrifice by an unhealthy man to keep Pat in optimum playing shape...

Bearcat 12-15-2024 11:07 AM

The Chiefs bought Andy Reid even though everyone knows you should lease.

RealSNR 12-15-2024 11:08 AM

Andy whored out to State Farm and now he has that awful unfunny Bundlerooski commercial on his permanent record

ptlyon 12-15-2024 11:10 AM

Andy won't run up the score on any team. This includes the broncos. Which should be buried 90-0. Every. Game.

Hark Clunt 12-15-2024 11:11 AM

he's good at creating plays but someone else should call them.

FlaChief58 12-15-2024 11:11 AM

Andy blames others for drawing fake mustaches on players.

UteChief 12-15-2024 11:13 AM

No coach is perfect. No other coach has won three Super Bowls for the Kansas City Chiefs.

smithandrew051 12-15-2024 11:13 AM

Andy Reid sets unrealistic expectations of the male body for all the women who watch Chiefs games.

I’m tired of my wife fantasizing about him while we make love.

Womble 12-15-2024 11:14 AM

He lives in Kansas City yet his favourite food is a cheeseburger and not burnt ends. I find that disgraceful.

Womble 12-15-2024 11:34 AM

FYI guys. It's posts like this that will get you thread banned over here in the Andy Reid depreciation thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 17856720)
I appreciate Andy Reid, Hall of Fame 3 time Superbowl Champion coach of my favorite football team, The Kansas City Chiefs.

My favorite Andy Reid commercial is the full length version of drawing mustaches on sleeping players with permanent marker.

My favorite Superbowl win is the Eagles when he twice over schemed up touchdown pass plays in which there were no defenders within a mile of the receivers, and tore out the souls of the Philly fans by calling "church mode" after Bradberry's hilarious game losing hold on Juju.

My favorite aspect of Andy is that his handling of success and failure is equal. Guy just won his 9th straight division title, and you'd barely know it. The only time you see Andy get red faced on the sideline is almost exclusively when he's tearing the closest official a new ass after horrific calls/no calls, which lights fires under his players and if at home, the entire Arrowhead faithful.

If Andy is ever the "bad guy" with a player, you never see it or hear about it unless the player comes forward with it, like Frank Clark admitted. A Stark contrast to guys like the purple faced Brian Daboll, or raging asshole Tom Coughlin.

He sees the person before the player. He's resurrected several careers, given numerous chances. Essentially, if you fail with Andy, and he says there's nothing more he can do and benches/releases you, you're basically failing at life, or professional football just isn't in the cards for you.


Hammock Parties 12-15-2024 11:35 AM

If we win today this thread must be immediately locked.

Wallcrawler 12-15-2024 11:36 AM

If Andy has more than a ten point lead at half in the playoffs, his team loses the game.

493rd 12-15-2024 11:37 AM

Andy needs to run the ball more.

Womble 12-15-2024 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 493rd (Post 17856734)
Andy needs to run more.

Fixed. His weight is certainly an issue.

Wallcrawler 12-15-2024 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17856731)
If we win today this thread must be immediately locked.

If?

Is that a lack of certainty I see?

Heretic. Burn for your cowardice.

scho63 12-15-2024 11:52 AM

He is a Bundlerooski of sticks

notorious 12-15-2024 12:06 PM

Screw him for winning games in an ugly manner!

Titty Meat 12-15-2024 12:06 PM

This thread sucks

Bearcat 12-15-2024 12:08 PM

People really don't get Womble's sense of humor around here.

mschiefs1984 12-15-2024 12:12 PM

What other coach has a game plan to make the other team fumble a punt and get a TD. Reid is the GOAT

RealSNR 12-15-2024 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17856849)
People really don't get Womble's sense of humor around here.

Peter Alcoholism was brilliantly funny. Just cut down too quickly

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ChiliConCarnage 12-15-2024 12:20 PM

I bet Clark fantasizes about spreading the cost of Andy over a piece of bread and smearing him with grape jelly.

Couch-Potato 12-15-2024 12:21 PM

WTF!? Blasphemy!!!! Mods, please revoke this man’s posting privileges he’s clearly a plant spreading propaganda from Vegas, Denver, LA, Russia, China, or N Korea.

Hoooow daaaaaaaaare you! How dare you!

The greatest NFL coach of all time does not have enough “failings” to warrant a thread.

God save your soul.

FlaChief58 12-15-2024 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 17856825)
This thread sucks

Not as much as Andy Reid, amiright?

ptlyon 12-15-2024 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mschiefs1984 (Post 17856894)
What other coach has a game plan to make the other team fumble a punt and get a TD. Reid is the GOAT

And then hide all the good plays until they tie it up!

ptlyon 12-15-2024 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17856849)
People really don't get Womble's sense of humor around here.

We get it. Just don't like it. Or him. Or his mother. Or his country. Or his diet.

Womble 12-15-2024 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 17857200)
We get it. Just don't like it. Or him. Or his mother. Or his country. Or his diet.

Oi. What the **** did you say about my diet...?

BigRedChief 12-15-2024 12:53 PM

He is a nuggets stealer. Lock him up.

Raiderhater 12-15-2024 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17856849)
People really don't get Womble's sense of humor around here.

British humor isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.

ptlyon 12-15-2024 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 17857350)
He is a nuggets stealer. Lock him up.

Where they yours? No??? Then mind your own business.

ptlyon 12-15-2024 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 17857284)
Oi. What the **** did you say about my diet...?

Should have said "food choices". My apologies.

Pepe Silvia 12-15-2024 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 17856817)
Screw him for winning games in an ugly manner!

Two guys could f*** her and still never meet.

FlaChief58 12-15-2024 01:28 PM

Garrett back after a tampon change

comochiefsfan 12-15-2024 01:33 PM

He’s a flat out pussy on fourth and short.

Another example there.

RedArrowhead 12-15-2024 01:33 PM

Wtf was that

Womble 12-15-2024 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by comochiefsfan (Post 17857964)
He’s a flat out pussy on fourth and short.

Another example there.

Depreciator spotted.

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Coach 12-15-2024 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by comochiefsfan (Post 17857964)
He’s a flat out pussy on fourth and short.

Another example there.

You always take the points to make it a 3-possession game. Especially on the road.

Womble 12-15-2024 01:37 PM

Got a thumbs down from jjchieffan for this thread. Had to double check that I hadn't spelt Burt Verch's name incorrectly because I know how much he hates that.

Wallcrawler 12-15-2024 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by comochiefsfan (Post 17857964)
He’s a flat out pussy on fourth and short.

Another example there.

Andy's struggles with the dreaded "and short" yardage are well documented.

FlaChief58 12-15-2024 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 17858004)
Got a thumbs down from jjchieffan for this thread. Had to double check that I hadn't spelt Burt Verch's name incorrectly because I know how much he hates that.

He's clearly a closet evolutionist

Womble 12-15-2024 01:54 PM

Today he's gone against what has made us successful and truly elite. Really disappointing that we are going to win without it going to the last play. Piss poor from Andy tbh. We are a 1 score winning machine and we should stick to what we are good at.

mschiefs1984 12-15-2024 02:34 PM

I am starting to agree with the OP

GeorgeZimZam 12-15-2024 02:48 PM

Prescient thread

Hammock Parties 12-15-2024 03:16 PM

Lock it.

Womble 12-15-2024 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17859380)
Lock it.

You're on your last warning anti-depreciator. One more word from you and I'll get your ass sent flying back to the appreciation thread where you belong.

Wallcrawler 12-15-2024 03:26 PM

Confirmed Andy reads Chiefsplanet and believes he could've done all this without Mahomes lmmfgdao.

He got that kid beat to shit today, for no reason. Trash weather, trash field, 2 score lead, and he's calling offense like he thinks his team is the one down by two scores.

Just ****ing senile.

scho63 12-16-2024 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17856849)
People really don't get Womble's sense of humor around here.

Same thing can be said about Dane Cook.

Hammock Parties 12-16-2024 09:47 PM

lock
it

scho63 12-16-2024 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17862704)
lock
it

Tyler Lock it?

Drew Lock It?

Bearcat 12-16-2024 09:52 PM

Thought my depreciation joke was on point
.

https://i.imgur.com/JjyWLqR.gif

T-post Tom 12-16-2024 11:14 PM

Can’t believe Andy was never held accountable for mustache abuse. :shake:


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Womble 12-17-2024 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17862710)
Thought my depreciation joke was on point
.

https://i.imgur.com/JjyWLqR.gif

Your joke has aged like fine DDH IPA.

GordonGekko 12-17-2024 07:42 AM

I really, really appreciate Reid, he has 3x our Superbowl success from the prior 40+ years in his tenure as HC, but the offense is way too "West Coastey" for my liking and we are not attacking down the field like we should. Also abandoning what is usually a very successful running game in the 2H is inexcusable. Defenses around League have all adopted Bengals' defensive scheme against Mahomes and the offense needs to adjust. It's a bit sad but Mahomes used to have Drew Brees-like passing numbers/stats each season but over time he is being turned into Alex Smith

PatMahomesIsGod 12-17-2024 08:15 AM

The word you were looking for was deprecation, Womble.

Rainbarrel 12-17-2024 08:33 AM

Hasn't KOOL-AIDed through a wall in months. Does he need Flavor-Aid

DaFace 01-28-2025 07:17 PM

Just reminding everyone that this thread exists.

Womble 01-28-2025 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 17943006)
Just reminding everyone that this thread exists.

If you don't like it you can take your believer ass back to the appreciation thread. This is for detractors and depreciators only.

Bowser 01-28-2025 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 17943006)
Just reminding everyone that this thread exists.

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Bowser 01-28-2025 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 17943017)
If you don't like it you can take your believer ass back to the appreciation thread. This is for detractors and depreciators only.

This thread is the thread upon which I defecate!

Bearcat 01-28-2025 08:00 PM

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TwistedChief 01-28-2025 08:07 PM

I'm a liberal but I support Trump's immigration policy because of illegals like Womble who start threads like this.

FlaChief58 01-28-2025 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 17943079)
I'm a liberal but I support Trump's immigration policy because of illegals like Womble who start threads like this.

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Raiderhater 01-28-2025 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 17943079)
I'm a liberal but I support Trump's immigration policy because of illegals like Womble who start threads like this.

Brits - uniting Americans since 1776.

Womble 01-28-2025 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 17943079)
I'm a liberal but I support Trump's immigration policy because of illegals like Womble who start threads like this.

I'm not a liberal but I do not support Trump's immigration policy because I'd rather Donger was kept in the USA where his limey ass now belongs.

Womble 01-28-2025 08:37 PM

Also - NO POLITICS IN THE LOUNGE!

TwistedChief 01-28-2025 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 17943112)
Also - NO POLITICS IN THE LOUNGE!

When true American liberals and conservatives can band together against an evil oppressor like the Brits or those who would besmirch the name of Andy Reid, it's not politics. It's unity.

Snerd 01-28-2025 08:44 PM

Fell behind by 10 points in all three SB victories.

JimNasium 01-29-2025 07:23 AM

Andy used to be abysmal at clock management.

Wallcrawler 01-29-2025 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium (Post 17943382)
Andy used to be Sean McDerpitt.

Fixed.

That performance from the sidelines was classic Philly and Pre-Mahomes Andy.

Best player, killing the opponent, scores 2 tds but is MIA in the 4th and ends the game with 13 touches total.

A play he really wants to run is hilariously blown up repeatedly, and yet, it keeps getting called with similar results, over far better options, killing drives and costing points.

Essentially, when faced with a situational football decision, Sean McDerpitt chose wrong on multiple occasions.

Now let's see....whose coaching tree did this little apple fall from.....

Heh.

I'd tell Buffalo to just wait 25 years and maybe it'll fall into place for Sean like his mentor, but he's already got arguably the 2nd best qb in football and still can't stop shitting his pants like he gorged on spoiled guacamole before the game.

There will never be another Mahomes, so he's gotta actually figure this stuff out.

alpha_omega 01-29-2025 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 17943006)
Just reminding everyone that this thread exists.

Thank you, must have missed it first time around.

He sure seems to have fixed that clock management thing.

Womble 02-10-2025 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 17943006)
Just reminding everyone that this thread exists.

Thanks for reminding me!

Titty Meat 02-10-2025 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 17943079)
I'm a liberal but I support Trump's immigration policy because of illegals like Womble who start threads like this.

LMAO

Chiefshrink 02-10-2025 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 17943079)
I'm a liberal but I support Trump's immigration policy because of illegals like Womble who start threads like this.

"Hey, you're being political here how come "pussycat" hasn't banned you yet"??? Oh, it's because you're a professed liberal that's why! ROFL

RealSNR 02-10-2025 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefshrink (Post 17961993)
"Hey, you're being political here how come "pussycat" hasn't banned you yet"??? Oh, it's because you're a professed liberal that's why! ROFL

Do you know what a joke is?

scho63 02-10-2025 07:29 AM

Andy Reid's worst coached game since he became coach of the Chiefs

InChiefsHeaven 02-10-2025 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17962139)
Andy Reid's worst coached game since he became coach of the Chiefs

Indeed. A shit show by all involved. There are no positives to take away. Actually, I'm not sure Reid's coaching lost us this game, but it didn't help and he didn't adjust to anything. We, apparently are NOT as good as we thought. All those close wins this season just proved that we were whistling past the graveyard...

Everyone sucked last night.

Calcountry 02-10-2025 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 17856683)
This thread is for those who wish to discuss Andy and his many failings in peace. This is a safe space for posters who up until now haven't had an opportunity to vent their true feelings on Mr Reid without being persecuted by the happy clappy mob and nefarious moderators.

If you don't have a negative thing to add I'd suggest you take your ass over to the "Andy Reid appreciation thread". Spamming positivity will get you thread banned and challenged to a punch up at the George Brett.

I would like to know, what the F is a safe space???


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