Texans @ Cowboys MNF
 

We got us a Texas civil war brewing tonight boys, wooo!

Bang bang shoot' em up, any takers?

Jason Kelce

Look how they massacred my boy.gif

****MNF: HOU vs. DAL GDT****
 

I've got things to do tonight, so I probably won't watch all of this one, but someone has to start the thread up, so here it is.


Per FD:

HOU: -7.5

O/U: 41.5

Notes: HOU isn't the same team on the road: Avg scoring margin@home +2.6, Away -3.0.

Ah, didn't see this. Mods, please delete my MNF thread. Thx

Hey man he's rocking the cowboy hat, that lets us know he's dialed in

Any votes for a MOAB?

Jason Kelce got the Guinnes World Record for the longest thrown hotdog caught in a bun.


Pretty ****ing awesome :thumb:

This game isn’t even worth throwing a bet on just to make it watchable.

What in God’s name is Ryan Clark wearing? He looks like a Batman villain.

Nah it'll be too funny to see Dallas lose at home, AGAIN

Looking forward to hitting the sack by halftime with Houston up 20-6

Goddamn I hate watching the Cowboys.

Didn't see the other MNF thread before I posted this one. Mods, please delete.

Ok, you talked me into it. Thanks for talking me off the ledge.

They got Kelce out there looking like Teddy Ruxpin

Cowboys are cooked burnt and dry. No chance in hell they win.

Sick of the Cowsoys. Relegate them to noon. Nobody cares.

Cooper Rush throws a mean screen, you guys don't even KNOW!

Anybody named after a tire should change their name

Emmitt is really pouring on the pressure.

That intro is so gay (no offense).

Oof.

What a return by Collins, though

2 plays 2 flags

Seems silly that penalty is an automatic first down.

Boy that looked easy.

Butt-kicking activated

Cowboys on their way to a nice draft spot.

Too easy for the Texans

Dipshittery

lol @ Cowboys. Fake punt got to throw past the sticks to get a first down

Hoo boy lol

Take the points

Stroudception

Ha ha Cowboys interception

I'm flipping between the game and the movie Gunfight at the OK Corral. I think I'll be watching the majority of the movie.

I can watch the MoronCast however since they added BeliCheat... Nope Nope Nope.

I enjoy it lol

I might watch the new Deadpool movie on Dissy+ however I don't like 5 minutes of commercials every 10 minutes of movie so I might just get the Blu Ray and enjoy it uninterrupted.

Good for you, I can only stand so much stupidity. It's just slightly better than Romo and Nantz.

Mixon just fumbled out the end zone and nobody said anything.

LoL at Texan RB celebrating a non Touchdown looked like and idiot

Dan Quinn must be a hell of a DC. The Cowboys defense evaporated without him

Turpin is so fast!

Wow Cowboys with a touchdown honestly didn't expect that lol

What a load of shit

Not sure why the Cowboys get so many national games. They aren't good. i would like to see the NFL change up the Thanksgiving schedule where every team gets a chance to play instead of always giving the Cowboys a favorable home game. Especially when they make schedules that force teams to play three games in 10 days. Tell me when they did this to the Patriots or any other team.

I'm losing faith in the NFL, bad calls in every game, betting sites allowing best on each play. Something is rotten in Denmark.

Cowboys are hanging in.

After hyping up that kicker for the past 10 minutes.

He is really good, I was surprised he missed.

Lol Texans

Lol cowboys

Draw huge ratings, duh

Yeah the cowboys should be relegated to noon games but Dallas is a big market. LA doesn't care about football and the NYC teams are AIDS.

You gotta put the chiefs on the holidays because Mahomes is a star and Kelce is Taylor's boyfriend so people are going to tune in even if they're rooting against us. If you're Netflix spending a truckload of money on one NFL game you gotta get the stars out

This isn't the highlight I needed to see.

Damn 64 yard FG.

Aubrey out here drilling 64 yarders like it's nothing.

Nevermind Houston got a personal foul.. idiots

Trivia: both of these teams are located in states adjacent to Arkansas.

Head slap?

Can't help but wonder if the recent blocked FGs are making the refs look in a particular spot.

Cowsoys QB sucks ass

The Bears coach had a fit that Green Bay cheated on their block.

YOU NEVER TAKE POINTS OFF THE BOARD LMAO

Texans end up coming out ahead on the head slap.

Also McCarthy is a dipshit. I ask this every week, but how is he still employed?

Did McCarthy realize his team was down 10 there, that a FG makes it a one possession game and that his QB is some random scrub who tried multiple times that drive to turn it over when he made the decision to go for it?

LOL Cowboys took 3 points off the board to go for 7 with a first down and get nothing

I fully expected Rush would throw a pick after that penalty (almost did) but it ended up even stupider for Dallas

Imagine how pissed the kicker must be. They just took a 64-yarder off the board.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cannot imagine there are many instances in NFL history of taking a made 64-yarder off the board just to not get points later in the drive</p>&mdash; Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) <a href="https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/1858716775774326987?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 19, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Game over.

Cowboys season in a nutshell right there. Two fumbles and a TD allowed on one play.

DAL is so done. Jerry needs to sell the team and whoever buys that franchise needs to fire everyone, cut/trade everyone and start over from scratch. They are an embarrassment on every level.

Terrible personal foul call.

I shouldn't be surprised that these refs effed up that call. Just put flags on the players.

exactly


you dont take that off the board


come on MAN

Not a catch.

Why was Houston passing so much

As high as I was on Nico Collins during the 2021 draft process, I'd be lying if I said I thought he'd be this good. You could see something special though. I'm not great at some positions in terms of evaluation, but I'm good at CB and WR. Especially WR. Those were the 2 positions I played, so I've always focused on them. When you've watched as much video of college WRs as I have, you come to expect certain things from certain body types. When you see a real outlier it kind of jumps off the screen at you. Nico moves differently than you'd expect from someone that size. Just way more explosiveness, quick twitch ability, and body control. And he's got great hands. I wish we would've picked him, but you can't really gripe about what Veach did in the 2021 draft.

I napped through this game. As Joe Montana said "No can do Cowboy."

Even with all their flaws and issues it's still shocking to see a Cowboys offensive line get whipped like this.

I guess they're mercifully not going to call that obvious hold.. LMAO

It's really stupid that Houston is so invested in padding Mixons numbers..you should be controlling his carries in blowouts.