****OFFICIAL Chiefs vs 49ers Super Bowl LVIII Game Thread****
 

Lombardi and Starr.

Noll and Bradshaw.

Walsh and Montana.

Johnson and Aikman.

Belichick and Brady.

Reid and Mahomes.

Today, the Kansas City Chiefs complete the greatest five-year run in NFL history by winning the third Super Bowl in the Patrick Mahomes era, and the fourth in the franchise's glorious history.

Today, we become an undeniable dynasty.

As someone once said...let's do this shit.

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If the Chiefs win today, then they will have won the Super Bowl for the 2023-24 season.

**** SAN FRANCISCO!

**** YOUR FECES-COVERED STREETS!

**** ALL THE BROKEDICK HAS-BEEN AND NEVER-WAS QUARTERBACKS THAT YOU SHIT-HEELS SENT TO KANSAS CITY OVER THE YEARS!

**** YOUR $1.6 BILLION CRACKERJACK STADIUM THAT’S TWO GODDAMN HOURS FROM YOUR GARBAGE CITY!

**** YOUR BANDWAGON FANBASE!

**** THE ENTIRE SHANAHAN FAMILY!

**** RICE-A-RONI!

**** FIRE ALARMS!

**** COLIN KAEPERNICK!

**** THE RAIDERS!

**** MR. IRRELEVANT!

**** FULL HOUSE!

**** CHARVARIUS WARD!

**** YOU FOR BEING THE WHINIEST GROUP OF TITTY BABIES IN LEAGUE HISTORY!

**** SAN FRANCISCO!!!

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CHIEFS

LET'S GO BABY

KC CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's do it!

LETS ****ING GO

YEAAAAAAHHH!!! BACK 2 BACK!!

LFG

27-17 KC, book it.

In it to win it!!!!

Maybe a bit of an unpopular opinion, but I would prefer that the Chiefs win.

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Couldn’t believe this so I had to research it myself.

Turns out you’re actually right.

This is massive, groundbreaking stuff…

Let's GOOOOO!

Lets go!

I'M SHAKING!! WE WERENT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE!!!

UnBelizeable

Alpha dog vibes.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;You turn into that villain. You turn into that team that everybody doesn&#39;t want to win. You have to embrace that in order to be great.&quot;<br><br>Patrick Mahomes tells <a href="https://twitter.com/nateburleson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@nateburleson</a> that he is ready to cement a dynasty for the Kansas City Chiefs. <a href="https://t.co/39W6VKkSWr">pic.twitter.com/39W6VKkSWr</a></p>&mdash; NFL on CBS �� (@NFLonCBS) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1756517947802316879?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I still can’t believe that THIS Chiefs team is in this game.

Pat, Andy and Travis are absolute trolls LMAO

**** full house lolz

In for the win.

This team was 100% conserving energy and strategy for the postseason.

The only mistake Reid made this season was not pulling the plug on our midget ****up receivers sooner.

If he had done that in Week 8 we might have rolled to the one seed.

As it is, the way he did it, we got two of the most memorable playoff games in franchise history.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Let’s ****ing do it.

I hope the Chiefs win, and I also hope that both teams have fun.

LOVE THE TAGS IN GAMEDAY THREADS!!!!

Viva Los Vegas Raiders haven't even won a playoff game there and we are playing in the Super Bow in their stadium. God I want to win this game

ISNT IT GLORIOUS!?!

Watching in a room full of 49er fans. I hope to see the guy from 2020 who ghosted after Damien Williams made it 31-21, he left nothing but an empty chair near the open slider door.

LFG!!!

We love that stadium.

The Chiefs have scored an average of 34.5 points in that stadium.

We're going to score at least 35 today.

YOU deliver mail for a living you bitch ass cuck

Tap out acknowledged

Hey anytime you want to visit the Bay Area you can give me a ****ing blow job, No Homo

I quit delivering mail in 2018, loser. ROFL

Chief's fans know I am in your heads, in your ears, in your assess win or lose, you're a bunch of inbred, cuckhold bunch of of half rate bitches and I'll be back on this dying message board regardless of the outcome tomorrow....

When you come back tomorrow, tell me how my assess tastes.

By the way half of your loser contributors have died within the last couple years and the other half will be dead in the next 10-15 years don't ever forget, you're a dying breed

Doesn't matter if this organization lives on, Chiefs fan are a dying breed nobody gives a **** about

Don't ever forget

I'm ready

cacti super bowl!!!!

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i usually get right to sleep but man i'm excited tonight

to think we're going to be mentioned with those teams in the OP is too ****ing awesome to comprehend

and it's just the start...

What bunch of bitch ass losers who care about football more than their own ****ing life and well being lol

About time someone bans this guy from the thread

I may be a new guy to this board, but as a Chiefs fan for my entire 49 yr life (ironic, right?), I'd like to be the first to say.....get ****ed sideways with a prospector pick ax.

Chiefs 49
49'ers 0

Do NOT call off the dogs, Andy. Let them ****ing EAT.

Mods, please ban this loser from this thread and forever after. It’s not even worth engaging this pathetic troll beyond that.

when i was 12 years old the way i really discovered football was reading grainy old black and white scans of sports illustrated in my jr high school library

i sat there and read about joe montana and jerry rice and the 49ers dynasty, and my little developing brain blew up with the absolute greatness that had happened

and i thought wow, maybe that could happen for my chiefs now that we have montana

i dreamed a dream that day, and for the longest time i never thought that would come

i watched it instead happen to the dallas ****ing cowboys in my own town

and now it's happening

to me
to us
in our town

12 year old me is about to come full circle

some day, some little kid is gonna read articles about patrick mahomes, in the online version of his jr high school library

and he's gonna think

wow, i bet someone made some fire memes of this guy

If you keep typing that loud, your mom’s boyfriend might have to stomp down the basement steps and backhand your fat little neck beard.

LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

Chiefs 33
Forty Whiners 20

I'm in!!!!

Chieeeeefs

back 2 back

LET’S ****ING GOOOO!!!!

And yet here you are, on another team’s message board, at 11 PM on a Saturday Night.

Shouldn’t you be roaming the streets of San Francisco, trying to get lucky with a heroin addicted transvestive right now?

Viva La Super Bowl.

Don't worry dude. Keep telling yourself it's your year next seasom.

one of the greatest moments in nfl history

could soon happen on our sideline

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Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Enjoying every minute of it. Should be an epic game. The Millennial's music icon at halftime. Mahomes getting number 3.

Oh shit. Here we gooooooooooooooooo!

KC Chiefs will win

Viva Las Vegas is going to be a long expensive trip for the FortyWhiners...

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I wonder how many Elvis sightings there will be?

get some sleep fellas

patrick mahomes will still be there in the morning

The alarm clock beeps
Pork butt goes into the smoke
Mother**** the Niners

Really sincerely hoping no injuries. Can ruin a game in one play

I find it funny that he suggests Cheifs fanbase is dying off. I’m in North Carolina and I’ve been seeing Kelce and Mahomes shirts and swag all week in the gym. We are everywhere. 🙃🙃🙃

LET'S ****ING GO

I'm picking the chiefs to win!

I noticed ESPN's FPI metric is only giving the Chiefs a 41% chance to win the game, but 49 of 64 supposed "experts" for ESPN chose the Chiefs to win this game. If the Chiefs end up winning this game, I feel like there needs to be some deeper analysis on the advanced metrics like DVOA and FPI. They were pretty damn wrong on the Baltimore/Buffalo games. It's very possible they'll be wrong again with this Super Bowl.

All week, all I have heard about the Chiefs leads me to believe they are of single focus. Locked in. Laser Guided.

All I have heard from the niners is whining.

Just sayin'

Patrick calling us a dynasty point black and not flinching tells me all I need to know. ROFL

That man is going to sell his soul for a Super Bowl tonight.

I’m in.

**** these mother****ers.

Let’s ****ing go

27 - 16 Chiefs

In
 

It’s a beee-yoooo-tifful day for some Kansas City Chiefs football!!
Go Chiefs!! Beat those Forty-Niners of San Francisco!!

In. LFG!!!

Here we all are, together again...

Hoping and praying for that "Heavy Action."
Here's to a guard, nose tackle, maybe a corner
lighting some shit up. 3 downs and Chris Jones - we maintain control of the cup.

Pacheco donkey punching the ground with his feet,
and Toney chimes in with a team friendly tweet.
Travis Kelce - does what he gotta do, to make a fool of you.
Mahomes - feeds us rice cause its a healthy food.

Just when they are wondering, does Kyle Shanahan smoke weed?
In comes an interception via Lajarius Sneed.
Jones makes a whataburger of purdy - dude's spaghtwso etti.
Now pacheco throws a pass to allegretti.

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