This Server, UGH
 

This is not a finger pointing thread, DaFace has been clear that he is hamstrung when this happens... but isn't it just weird AF that it never happens on some random Tuesday?

Nope, its ALWAYS gotta be a Saturday or Sunday

It's simply uncanny...

I personally hated having to get shit done this morning

Mod team downloaded too much tranny porn last night and now there’s warm mayonnaise all over the server.

I spent time with my son on a Sunday.

****, never again!

Heh, well yeah thats a healthy way of looking at it

But it still just kills me that it always seems to be a weekend day, not a random tuesday when we should all be busy doing something else anyway

IT VEXES ME LMAO

LMAO

I actually interacted with someone who I believe (hope not) lives near me...outside

Get em Easy!

Regarding the timing, I think it's related to a weekly backup that runs overnight on Sundays. It's not totally random.

I jerked off every time I checked here and the server was still down…. Every 5 ****ing minutes…. Since 6 am….. dick is rawer that Billay’s butthole after Pride week.

You got it all wrong, this isn't meant to "get" anyone

Requires a reboot? If so, is it inert in the software there is always issues upon reboot?

Did u take the vax?

ANDY SITS CHIEFSPLANET SERVER FOR WEEK 18

OUTRAGE ENSUES!!!

I’m a pure blood!

If we could move that maintenance job to Tuesday night that'd be wonderful, mmmkay.

Guessing Daface doesn't have access to do so

I had nothing to read during my morning shit.. Oh well..

Snapshots bro

Least we won't have to worry about it this week for Sunday game. It will go out after the game on Saturday night. Might be a good thing lol.

See that donate link?

Click it and pony up, or quit yer whining.

Can that process be moved to Tuesday?

Chiefsuniverse.com was up and running.

I mean, I was slightly concerned when I realized it was down. But it’s not that big of a deal unless your livelihood is based off of what CP does.

My thoughts during the last CP Outage:

How will Clay get his post count reinstated.

How many posts did I leave off with?

Will anybody care?

What if the new message board they have to create is awful and I never post again yet it was my childhood favorite place to post even during the prime of Arrowheadpride and everyone on Twitter thinks we’re all douchebags.

I panicked too, don’t worry. Didnt make a ****ing thread though you ****.

Try taking the server out and blowing on it

Odd, my Dolphins site was down most of the day, too

I to ugh talk to my boss today ugh.

Why the **** isn't running on Tuesday nights instead? :doh!:

I heard that they had a surge in sign ups.

They have like 8 members now.

Hope they don't start charging to stream the service.

Downtime Chiefs Planet

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/downtime_cp/

KYLE FIX YOUR SHIT

Peacock is chasing the Swifties cash cow. They don't care who they drag down

I gave it another reboot. We'll see if that helps.

How many times did you reboot it?

Honestly feels like there's a secret society that exists on this forum that purposely crashes the server from time to time for the lulz.

The Arrow and Feathers?

The Chilluliminati?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE....MOVE ON

Potato server is a potato.

Maybe it's time to give it an impact adjustment

At least the site is up and accessible again. But it is slow as molasses in a Chiefs-Dolphins playoff game in Arrowhead.

I hate this place anyway so I don’t even care!

It's weird. Sometimes it loads normally, then a minute later it's like BWillie trying to count to ten without looking at his fingers.

It finally happened on a random Tuesday LMAO

I better get an invite, I ****ing love rebooting shit in prod during the day.

Probably.

NSFW
https://www.reddit.com/r/ITCareerQue...of_a_sysadmin/

More accurately, it's been performing like shit since the crash on Sunday, and I finally got fed up with it enough to try and restart it again.

It SEEMS better at the moment, but I'm not holding my breath it'll last.

Lol nope.

Test?

Test?

It’s like trying to access AOL circa 1998 with old school dial up.

Test?

Test!

Test!

Test!

Test!

Test!

Test!

Test!

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Testes, testes, one, two...three?

Tables optimized but still need to find why our CPU usage is so high

What do you call a three-balled creature from outer space?

ET - the extra testicle

Wat de hell