Commercials That Are Annoying the Hell Out Of You Right Now
 

Let me go first, please

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Know for sure I'm not the only one being smothered to death by a relentless barrage of commercial ear worm dreck these days

How do I post YouTube videos on this forum?

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Drink eleven beers or push the “off” button on the remote should do it.

There is a radio ad for American Eagle and PF Changs, where they use a word, rearchitected, and it drives me insane.

That is an IT industry word. I understand why they used it, but, I hate it.

Any commercial with Kevin Hart in it. Stop trying to convince me he’s funny.

Commercials should show tits

Every single one of them.

I watch some retro TV station a lot these days, and the St. Jude Hospital shows about 20 ads per hour, parading unhealthy kids across the camera. It's bad karma to say that unhealthy kids annoy me, so I won't say that. But I wonder if they have any money for treating unhealthy children when they spend 90 percent of their revenues on television ads.

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR REGULAR WHOPPER CHICKEN WHOPPER HAVE ANY WHOPPER ITS YOUR WHOPPER NOW AT BK.

AT BKAYYYYYYY HAVE IT YOURE WAY!!! YOU RULE!!!





Damn you, SON!!!

They all get muted... granted, these damn bowl games jump to commercial every 30 seconds, which gets annoying and then I just leave it on mute because **** 'em.

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Speaking of commercials, I see where Prime is going to start using commercials in their shows next year.

Why did we all collectively cut the cord, again?

Any Progressive Insurance commercial with "Flo"

So we can pay an extra 2.99 to get rid of them.

Because sports were making everything so damn expensive.


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That talentless, creepy bastard pimping taco bell breakfast

They have to compete with Shriners and the “adooorable” blanket.

This and Shriners hospital and the dogs that are being abused. I wonder what the percentages are. I have donated and raised money to the children’s hospital (oh shit I’m watching gunsmoke and the st Jude commercial just came on) you can donate directly to your local pet rescue.

It's that commercial! The one with the adoooowable blanket.

Wait, I assumed it was always the same one doing the unhealthy children's ad. You may be right. I think it's two different hospitals in an advertising war. Are Shriner's and St. Jude's different?

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Any and all injury lawyer spots

See this one is the extremely rare earworm that doesn't offend me, its cachy in a good way IMO... whoever he is, he's making straight BANK

It's relatively minor, so far, but the 'commercial free' NFL redzone is starting to have commercial banners during live actions and more talking head endorsement instead of coverage of the action.

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Redzone is what I switch to while I'm waiting for the commercials to finish on the Sunday Ticket game I'm watching.

That kid must have made a fortune from those ads.

The most recent ad shows him talking about being a college student at Northwestern. I'm sure all those donors are happy they're paying for his college education when they thought they were helping sick kids.

I love commercials and root for more. Especially home need repair? CAW!

Not gonna lie, those kids break my heart every time

Yes.
Similar competition between DAV and Tunnels to Towers in that space.

This.

I prefer to watch them on the field.

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Anything JG Wentworth.


I ****ing hate him.

No more dogs being abused.

I believe you, I don’t need pictures

Kelce double jab and tiny troy

I can't remember what it's for but like this lady is looking at bills or something and her thumb starts talking but the mouth is like the inside joint of her thumb and it looks like a bone deep paper cut

****ing grosses me out

But don't you know that for just $19 a month you could save a dog somewhere, you heartless bastard?

Carmela Soprano implores you...

The St Judes one w/the gal whose ebonics is so bad, I have a hard time understanding her.

This thread isn't for making fun of kids facing serious hardships, keep it light and funny or GTFO

I'm sick of the old lady sledding Amazon commercial. If they didn't break a hip, there's no way they are getting back up that hill.

BK.....how do they even stay in business? Every time I drive by one no one is in the parking lot.

Why do you hate old people? :D

Any political add.
I can watch all the other shitty adds before I tune into that crap.

Yes. 877-F-U

I like old people... but no way are those 80 year olds going to sled down that hill and then they show them starting to walk back up...

Yep. The mute button remains one of the best inventions of all time. If only I could find one that would work on my wife sometimes.

Can we include YouTube ads? I hate that wanker who says you can learn 100 songs on the piano in a couple of hours by taking his master class.

Insurance outfit with the stupid bird.

That ad with the old gals sledding was one of the most decent and simple and whimsical ads ever IMVHO, the only shame is that it was for Amazon

We fixed this toilet on video… MAKE IT STOP.

The latest Burger King jingle is worse than finger nails on the chalkboard the guy is so out of tune

YEAH..HERE EE GOOO!

Oh man I love the one where the guy living with his mom is all pissed off cause it's his money, then he thinks he's talking to JG Wentworth himself and is all happy. Thanks JG Wentworth!

YOU RULE!

This commercial makes me want to murder someone.

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Old Navy...enough said

Dealsash.com. I got this mountain bike for only eleven dollars.

The Kelce Pfizer commercial.

LMAO Down with Rybelsis

I thought I was the only one. Being loud isn't funny. I don't find Melissa McCarthy funny at either.

Being fat and obnoxious, and being funny because of it, is strictly reserved for a Belushi and a Farley. It's over. They are gone. Just stop.

I don't think I have ever laughed at a single thing Hart has done.

I watch that one with a morbid fascination whenever it comes on. I imagine what the auditions were like, and how it felt for that woman when they told her that she had the job and was going to be the lead dancer. I bet she never thought such a thing was possible.

I want to eradicate everyone involved in the production of that damn commercial from the face of the earth. Especially the singer.

It would be more believable if she was stuffing her face with donuts.

LMAO

The auditions probably specified a fat lady.

Watch this video:


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When I first heard the Burger King jingle, I was in another room and the lyrics were hard to make out. Completely convinced that they were singing “Get a BJ, have it your way.” I was hoping the local massage parlor had a new commercial to announce that they’d upped their ante. What a disappointment.

1. Lume - by a mile. That bitch drives me crazy. I don't need to hear about all her smelly body parts or watch her apply deodorant to them.
2. Jacuzzi Bath refitters - Christine El Moussa/Anstead/Hall's voice is THE most annoying in any commercial. It is on 100 times a day on CNBC during stock market hours. Plus she is a hot mess.
3. Jardiance - that fat dancing pig is repulsive along with the stupid song.
4. Ru Paul's Drag Race - God damn thing promoting bundle of sticks and tranny lifestyle has been on relentless during my comedy programs.
5. JG Wentworth 877 Cash Now - you got money, they give you money up front and **** you. Nuff said.

Also when CBS runs the same unfunny clips from their lame sitcoms over and over again ad nauseum at every ****ing commercial break.

There's some local TV station here that calls their morning news show "Daybreak". Every time they advertise it, I swear they're saying "Date Rape".

"Join us at 7 am for Date Rape, featuring Katie!"

The power of subliminal messaging. I imagine that there are a lot of horny guys with 7 AM blocked out on their calendar. I need a picture of Katie please.

all of them


Liberty Mutual-you paid someone to come up with that piece of shit jingle?
Physicians Mutual-see above. you must have paid the same company.
State Farm-JFC , its everywhere. all the time
Lume-Lady, you are ****ing ugly and I do not need to know about your underboob
Uqora For Urinary Health-Lady it is not you that is causing the bladder infections, it is the person you are sleeping with. He has toxic sperm.

we have a local one for Nicolet Law. He is an ass. Get rid of the beard and grow some hair.

Agree with and St Jude. Tired of seeing them.

The guy cavorting in a tiny red Speedo with his teenage daughter. I have no idea what drug it is selling but the fact that I know they’re selling a drug with a guys big belly and a red Speedo means it’s at least partially effective I guess. But the cringe level is high whenever it comes on.

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this commercial makes me rage

Any of those buy gold commercials with William Devane.

Those horrid commercials by Target with the party animals cavorting around and that dumb jingle "I never seen a love like this before."

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As of yet, I don’t remember seeing a single political ad down here in Florida.

ITS (not) VING RHAMES AND (he doesn’t do BK voiceovers) THAT IS ALL!!!!!

Iowan here and that’s all that is on. Eagerly awaiting for the caucuses to be over

All of those goddamn big pharma commercials are horrible. And I have to wonder, are any of cures promised by those thousand dollar pills worth the laundry list of horrible side effects? Ask your doctor! And your lawyer.

How's your tardive dyskinesia today, Bob?

Moderate to severe, Fred. Thanks for asking!

:bang:

Any and all betting app commercials.

Anything with either of the Manning Brothers.

Liberty Mutual.

Jake from State Farm.

Yep, that one is painful and they play it non-stop. Every time they play it, I have to reach over with my left hand, to grab my right wrist, to prevent me from launching a heavy object at the TV.