Tyreek’s Post NFL Career Plans
 

So, apparently Tyreek wants to be a porn star when he finishes in the NFL. I’m kind of surprised at his career goals. Or that he would admit them.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tyree...ver-speechless

Also, Tyreek is famous for being fast. Seems to me that being fast is not really a good job attribute in his next anticipated industry.

I mean...yeah. Why not? **** it.

Why wait? Seems like the best time to begin that career would be while he's still on top of the NFL world.

Guy is a complete dumb**** but hes a great great player.

I can't ****ing wait to see this dudes meat. I bet him tryna put a magnum on is like the burritto roller struggling to wrap the burritto at Chipotle

Acting is overrated. I'd rather be a producer with oversight over casting.

I bet he humps hella fast

10 cent head

He's the type that goes broke.

Fox News. LMAO

Wonder if he's going to be pitching or catching.

I was thinking bass fisherman

Well its good to set goals I guess. I Bet Chris Jones got a belly laugh at this.

Loved him as a player but he sounds brain damaged.

Who...

I can't tell if he's trolling or being serious. Either way it's hilarious.

I'm sure he was joking and then Mike Evans wasn't bright enough to get the joke and play along. That hung Tyreek out to dry.

Tranny porn most likely.

Seriously????:shrug:

You don’t want to see it? You some sort of queer or something bud???

No, I think queers 'would' want to see another man's junk. I take it you are a queer then?

Jesus was getting mad pussy, dawg.

Did you miss that part of the Bible?!!?!

I’m straight as **** bub I ain’t afraid to see another man’s penis

Well neither am I but "I don't go looking for it either".;)

C'mon you gotta poke better than that!:shrug:

Lol, just watched the clip; you're dead on. He's ****ing with Evans. I knew it when he finished with, "you think I got that?"


It's exactly like when he trolled Pat a few years ago when they asked him "what did Tyreek think of Mahomes in camp right after he was drafted?" And he replied, with the same look on his face, "I have to be honest, when I first saw him, He trash, man." or whatever the exact words were. I forget who else was in on it, maybe CJ too.

Is this POS going to return to KC for his last contract?

Well SHUX!! I know 3 CPers(Rabbi,Titty,Lew) in this thread who are now 'highly disappointed' they can't see Tyreek's johnson!:D

Sounds like you’re a pillowbiter

Quit telling on yourself. Better look in the mirror.;)

Sure, I mean if Big Jim Slade could do it..

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So this guy is a complete idiot and isn't taking serious thought into his future.

Dude has lost some screws since leaving KC. It breaks my heart.

Plenty of porn is shot in Miami.

Went on a few Tinder dates with a hottie that knew Christy Mack and went on business there for a couple days.

I had her performer name tracked down at one point but didn’t ask directly.

...that's what she said...

Godspeed to the next honeyhole he smashes.

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And in jail.

TOTALLY BELIZABLE! :rolleyes:

Okay Manti Pittise

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Really isn't all that surprising that a guy who's demonstrated the emotional and intellectual maturity of a 13 year old boy would also have the same aspirations as one...

I'm fairly certain that's exactly how it works

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If Tyreek would just keep his mouth shut SMH

Acting out bc you're jealous your old team is getting all the publicity?

He'll make his porn debut in a few weeks when the Chiefs **** his ass on camera.

Tyreeks ability to push people's buttons is a bit humorous.

Eww. He's a weirdo.

I’ve seen Hot Girls Wanted.

Being a porn star looks more like a job than fun.