Headed to Placencia Belize for NYE
 

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joocy

You’ve got money, probably good looks but I bet your dick is maybe 5” when hard.

I hope you're able to engage in coitus with her at some point.

Why is she wearing a glove on her hand?

Also, we can't see her ass well in that pic. Can you show us the rest of the 1,003 photos?

What's with the glove? Is that Micheal "HeHe" Jackson?

So she's in her work uniform in that photo?

We contemplated Belize for NYE. But we ended up getting a good deal on Playa Del Carmen Mexico. Looking forward to taking the trip to the Mayan ruins in Tulum. Flying out on the 27th and back on the 4th. Anniversary (Dec 30), and NYE is gonna be off the chain!

Too fat for my tastes…

This thread is going to end well.

Placencia has great permit fishing. Tarpon is pretty good, too. You saltwater fly fish? You staying at Turtle Bay? Get the lobster omelet while you're down there. And Belizian rum is pretty awesome.

We were supposed to go to Belize in February but wife can't get a new passport because I owe back taxes. So I'm kicking it out a year and will hopefully have things worked out with the IRS by then.

I'm guessing only 1 outta 3 of the above is correct.

Cave is 100% a virgin

Tell her stumppy says "Hey".

Everyone “…”

Cave - “Here’s a picture of my girlfriends great ass” (proceeds to post a picture of a lesbian’s thigh.)

Everyone here is walking around with a 10in dick. Don’t ask for proof though

I went to Tulum. Fantastic place. The beach is great below Tulum. Still have the fridge magnet.

Small dick energy is posting a picture of your “girlfriend” on a football message board when no one ****ing asked or cares.

From the looks of it, you might be stopping in Beavertown and Assville on this trip.

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I was in Tulum, Cancun, Cozumel, Chichen Itza and Xel'ha in 1983 before all you tourists overran the place. ROFL.

I didn't believe you until you edited in something your girlfriend clearly said.

We booked through Jet Blue vacations. Got airfare and AI resort all included in the price. Was definitely cheaper than our annual Jamaica trip costs.

You are bragging about her thigh.

It is nice. I have seen better at KFC.

I've seen better at Guitar Center.

Still wondering what "working in these tight jumpsuits" and the gloves have to do with each other :hmmm:

Demonpenz and I pull hotter ASS at the Belt Bowl every Friday night. Not impressed.

My best guess is that she sells used jumpsuits and gloves on ebay.

She needs to wash her elbow

Google image search shows the tramp in the picture is an escort. So you hired an escort for your trip congrats

Much better. :thumb:

We have plans to go to Barbados in 2024. We’re gonna go for Kadooment, which is their version of Carnival. We’re gonna do a week at a hotel so we can enjoy all the Kadooment festivities. Then the day after it’s over we’re gonna do a week at Sandals all inclusive so we can relax and be pampered after the week of craziness. What I’m looking most forward to is Foreday Morning. They have a carnival parade that starts at 1 am. Goes through Bridgetown playing Soca music and a big party. Ends at their soccer stadium at sunrise, where everyone dances and parties and celebrates the last day of the festival.

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Interesting place. I like learning about those places. Thou not costa rica? I heard that the haven for americans.

good thing she's not The Catch, or he'd have to wait for everyone else to get done

Lol when did Cave become a lying douchetroll?

Lmao, what in the douche?

May we please see the other 1,016 photos?

This reminds me if when Mecca posted a pic of some porn chick and claimed it was his gal ROFL

The Catch.

Classic CP moment.

I want to put you in a rear naked choke while she sucks my balls

Billay ****ed 1500 cc gal and she said you were small in comparison...

Cave John has a katana, fedora and neck beard. Probably says m'lady and is posting pics of his sister that he stole off her phone and is posting them as his gf.

I roto rootered that bitches asshole

Or is this the chick Cave uses to catfish dudes into sending him a jar of farts or dick pics?

So the basic strategy is to lure random girls with trips to tropical destinations. And we are supposed to be impressed?

I feel like you might be able to grab a clove of garlic, a small bunch of thyme and cast iron fry some tomahawk steaks with her butterface.

you didn't show that because it's heating in a pan.



I hope you and kirsty tynes have a nice trip to belize with your bull.

In that case I'm not interested. I don't like movement.

Wow RM ROFL

I hope you have a great time!!! AND come back dehydrated!! This NYE, I can afford to go to Independence....but I'm afraid to!!!!

This thread LMAO

!!! ROFL !!!

I just want to wish him a great trip. I'm nice like that.

I have a friend that married a woman from a well-connected and very wealthy Costa Rican family. They like Americans down there. I'm not sure they still have some of the strange laws, but it didn't matter to them since she's a dual citizen.

What's up with her wrinkly elbow, is she like 90? #gilf

And I can vouch for her being into big peckers. :hump:

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Headed to Ibiza for NYE. With my gf/1st cousin. Happy to take any advice as I am a virgin. Some of my friends think that she looks like Kate Beckinsale. I don’t see it.


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We have a historically CP relevant question that should be asked at all times in situations like this.

Could this woman peck corn through a fence?


Was love worth losing your best friend?

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Yes, that is a nice ass.

Anyone else notice that goiter on her phone wrist? Probably a genital wart.

Cave don’t listen to the haters. Have fun on your vacation. DM me those pics later. :)

You're so cool!!!

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So you add 15 pictures to your camera roll in 2 hours since you posted the first picture… and post them on two different image sharing sites? But the story adds up guys.

Nah nah nah, you always get this wrong.

It is, you have a beak so big that it could pick corn through a picket fence.

Howcome she could take off her clothes but not her gloves?

Heres a pic of her getting her getting her herpes abcess drained

LMAO

When do we get a picture of your 14” dick? Asking for a Billay

Nice booty, wax it with gusto.

I was going to post a photo of my two houses I am spending Christmas and New Years at this year. One is in Maryland and the other is in Hawaii.

It’s not about how long your dick is. It’s all about girth and shape

Is she naked in any of them? :p

She wants me.

I can tell by the way I look at her.

"Mom! Come here! I need advice on how to reply to my friend on CP!"

Hopefully he takes a pic comparing it to a stick of deodorant

This sounds awfully rapey

why don't we have any pics of this woman's face? it's the face tats that scream classy.

Its still real to me dammit.