I just found a wallet that was loaded!
 

Laying right in the middle of the road in town, Laying beside it was $1000 bundle that was strapped from a bank withdrawal and the pocket was loaded with 50 dollar bills. Around 2K total.

The ID was from a mexican migrant from Chijuahja. There were 3 credit cards all with different Mexican names .:hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:

What are you going to do with it?

And that was the last we ever heard from our buddy Hog Farmer.

This is how those cartel murder movies, start, bro. Watch your 6.

I stole a sweet wallet today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin wallet. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his wallet all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new wallet and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff in there, just a couple of wads of cash. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his wallet alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

I made a straight line to the police station with it. As bad as I'd loved to have kept it , it wouldn't be right taking someones hard earned drug money.

Good man!

Let it ride on NKLA

LOL, It crossed my mind to buy AMC with it but I didn't want to be responsible for the crash ROFL

Illegal with a stolen identity?

Go on a vacation

What's ironic is it was in front of a church and I found one in front of another Church about a year ago. It had a couple hundred in it.

LMAO That's probably the worst thing you could've done with it from the perspective of whoever that wallet belonged to.

I told the officer that the CC's had different names and also said "Now if nobody claims this I get to keep it ,right" She said "Well, I don't know. I'll have to ask"


Yeah ,Right!

I dropped my wallet one time in the parking garage at Piper Lofts in downtown KC. The cock sucker who found it took all but $1 and wedged it under my tire.

I hope that person dies in a car wreck.

your wallet?

you're just rubbing it in, mr moneybags!

:D

If it isn't claimed after 6 months you can keep it but police will NEVER let cash go out.

If the road that you traveled brought you here. Of what use was the road?

I lost my wallet and someone turned it into union station and the guy said i needed id to get it back i was like it is in my wallet. He was joking

No, they pocket that.

LOL! The Cartel is coming for you! :doh!:

In a world where the hip cool thing to do is to march in support of "defunding the police", Hog is rolling up to cop stations directly bringing them thousands of dollars hard cash at a time. Atta boy Hog, you do Chiefs fans proud!

Enjoy the other 49K!

it's probably evidence now, Gringo.

That was my wallet. I'm Javier Rodriguez-Rodriguez

Your name.......is McLovin??

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It was either that or Mohammed.

:shake:

Mail it to him.

Inside joke n00b.

look up Midnight_Vulture.

What if it’s a cartel members money? They find out you kept it? That might not end well. But, you just found a wallet and turned it into the police. SOP. No blow back on you. And if it’s cartel Money, they ain’t picking it up from the police. It’s yours eventually.

A wallet from an illegal with stuffed with free Biden cash? No way I would turn that in.

Jesus.

Also, nobody has mentioned this yet, but

It's the right thing to do

Don't know that he was illegal, This town is full of hard working Mexicans that want a better life for their families. Who am I to decide if the owner is a good person or a bad person. That little $2000 won't change my life but it might be a big part of his.

If I'd kept that money it would be on my mind 10 years from now. I don't need that.

Absolute last thing I would have done.

No way this guy's getting that money back now.

Oh ok, got ya. :thumb:

What would you have done?

I expect at least 5 thumbs up for this egregious error.

This is exactly how "No Country For Old Men" started.

Good man right here folks!

Maybe it was a young migrant who risked it all to fulfill his dream of jacking off hogs for a living in America. Paying it forward. You’re a good man.

If I found a wallet with multiple names in it with that kind of cash, I probably walk away. Just feels weird and not worth getting involved. Another option is just keep the cash, but I agree that's not right. I would have done that before going to cops, though. Leaving it in the street leaves a CHANCE the owner gets it back. If I was that concerned I'd use the ID to track the person down if I could. Again, though, weird situation so I probably wouldn't.

Taking it to the cops not only makes me a part of the whole thing, but leaves me with nothing and the wallet owner is not going to go ask the cops if they have it. I mean I wouldn't think to do that and I DON'T have several names on various credit cards. Not to mention immigrants of even legal status are often unlikely to seek help from the cops. No great option but police would be the last (reasonable) option I would choose.

It's the on that says Bad Mother ****er on it...

The other day, I went on a date with this gal I semi-recently started seeing. Brought our kids and they met for the first time ever… and I offered to pay for everything, like a gentleman… and I shit you not, she told me to put my card away and reached into her purse and she had at least fifty $100 dollar bills in her little billfold thing. I’ve never seen that much money with my own eyes before.

And she’s really hot. I have never considered myself a lucky person, but I’ve recently begun wondering if that worm has turned. I’m fairly certain I may have hit the jackpot here… I mean, her and I even like the same music, same movies, same everything.

But no, that wallet, doesn’t meet the description of that little billfold thing she had in her purse.

Well, you know the drill. CP here needs pics !

Please attempt to give it back to its rightful owner.

So your theory is that she's an heiress and not killing businessme in hotel rooms? Let's go with it. I'm an optimist.

:LOL: You just ruined it for him!

CP
Hookers and blow
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This reminds of the time I caught the neighbor kid pissing on my hydrangeas. I had suspected that someone was doing this, the stench of urine was debilitating, but didn't actually catch him until I set up some* surveillance*cameras and reviewed the footage. When I figured out who it was, I went down the street to speak with the boy's father. "Bill," I said, "young Phillip here has been taking a whiz in my flower garden, specifically the Hydrangeas. I expect you to immediately replace these suckers because they are now humiliated and I don't want to miss an entire flowering season waiting for them to recover." Bill put up a fight for show (his wife loves to watch him argue), but ultimately, he realized it was time to teach that son of his the virtues of honor and hard work. So I went home, and stepped into a lovely lavender bath to relax. I had made a pitcher of mimosas to split with my betrothed, but she had stepped out to run to the pharmacy (that time of month, I'm guessing). I ended up pounding the lot, and passed out in the tub. About 3 hours later, when I awoke half-baked, there was Bill and his snot-nosed peewee, unloading a truck of fresh loam and hydrangeas.

Flash forward about a month, and guess what... the hydrangeas had already begun to bloom!!! About 1.5 months earlier than expected! I was astounded. I spoke to Bill, and apparently there's multiple species of hydrangeas. I had initially had tardiva hydrangeas, but those are actually the latest to bloom, silly me. Bill, having picked up on the hint that I liked a summer time bloomer, decided to swap out my tardiva hydrangeas for some grandifloras. It was dooooooope.

It's mine you need to return it to me thank you sir .

Meet me at the fishin Hole

Sounds good to me just tell me the location and I'm there with my fishing poles

I think the police department gave it to the refs to call a favorable game for Dallas.

LMAO