Lamar Jackson is a dumbass
 

I feel like we should start a thread for all the dumb things Lamar Jackson does and says.

Like diving over a wave runner while playing beach football.


Or saying this



https://www.si.com/nfl/ravens/news/r...onio-brown0729


Feel free to add dumb crap he's said and done and I'll add it to the OP

LMAO

Yea that’s pretty bad.

The Wonderlic is a worthless predictor of NFL success.

But it does a pretty damn good job of pointing out ****ing dumbasses.

"You know what this team needs? Someone who is mentally ill. That will get us over the top."

I have a solution to beating the Chiefs. Let's bring in a suspended crazy person who is probably suffering from CTE and currently under investigation for multiple sexual assaults.

For the locker room.

Yeah.. I would love to see how Jackson and Brown get along after the second time Lamar bounces a out pattern to Antonio... I would absolutely love it if the Ravens put Brown on their roster.

Well, you'd have to be crazy to think you could beat the Chiefs right now. :D

Meh.

They work out together. I'm sure they're good friends. And I'm sure Lamar Jackson is just doing his best "team leader" impersonation and implying that Brown's "Veteran Leadership" would be valuable in their young receiving room.

The Ravens actually signing Brown would be a much dumber statement.

Calais Campbell is ruining our locker room with his intelligent discourse on Covid 19 and how locker rooms should follow the appropriate protocols I think we should really shake things up and bring in Antonio Brown to fix our locker room and provide some levity because mostly I don't understand a thing that nerd says and listening to him makes my brain hurt.

13, damn.


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"As soon as I heard about him throwing furniture out of a high rise and almost killing people on the ground, I thought 'this is the type of fiery leader we need'."

Remember at the beginning of July where the state of Florida forced him to cancel his "Funday with LJ'' party that he was gonna throw with hundreds of people? In Florida?

If he ever said crab cakes suck, he's a dumbass

Proof that they'll do anything to beat Mahomes and the Chiefs.

CAN'T YOU READ THEIR LOCKER ROOM IS DIFFERENT

If there is anything a team aspiring to get to a super bowl needs its an off field and a locker room distraction caused by a pompous drama queen that has severe case of CTE and probably bipolar disorder of some sort

They'd have to do a hell of a lot more than sign rapey Antonio Brown.

Time to put Jackson and Booger in the same room and have a dumb off.

Patriots gave it a go as well...didn't work out to well

I can guarantee AB will bring Covid 19 to any locker room within 2 weeks.

Dont you get 8 for simply spelling your name correctly?

Guess the Chiefs better one up BAL and sign TO.

In school you get a 2/8 for putting your name on a paper.

Hopefully he opts out.

If he wanted to be 3rd te. I would do it still.

Needs to learn to throw before bringing him in

I say do it.

TO is the backup RB

When I watched hard knocks on the raiders, it gave the appearance that AB was a good teammate and a nice guy.

Any confirmation on number of missing chromosomes?

Hell yes do it. Remember when Brown went all prima donna with a future HoF'er in Roethlisberger? Just wait until he's on a run first option offense with a QB that isn't remotely as accurate as the rapist. That would make Ravens games must watch TV, lol.

The NFL players love him though.

Man, at some point, it would be awesome if we could tone down the little brother syndrome crap. The Chiefs just won the Super Bowl and have the SB MVP as our QB. Whether accurate or not, there's really not much of a need to **** on the current NFL MVP. We're better, our QB is better, and we can recognize that Lamar is incredible as well.

Or, we can perpetually **** on him in an attempt to make ourselves feel better. Do what you got to do, just know that it's not a great look.

Maybe AB can block for DAT when he takes a kickoff out that's 6 yards deep in the back of the end zone?

He’s the number one player in the league. The 3rd best qb is in KC. NFL needs to tell the players to reevaluate their voting.

Shut the **** up.

I'm going to shit on Lamar. And Deshaun. Because **** them. And **** you too.

:shrug: Like I said, you do you. donk fan shat all over Mahomes and looked stupid/insecure/petty in doing it. Certainly ain't no rule against it.

That will have to wait til 2021.

DAT opted out I’m pretty sure. Probably realized he was cannon fodder for camp and took his money off the table.

Did you read the OP?

I made this thread before the top 10 were announced. Lamar being a dumbshit has nothing to do with him inexplicably winning the NFL top 100 where half the league votes for themselves.

To make myself feel better, I just read your posts and laugh at what an ignorant little bitch you are.

Donk fan shitting on Mahomes is because they've got nothing and are scared little bitches. We've got the REAL best player in football.

"Little brother" to the Ravens? :spock:

Uh... because..... they beat the Chiefs in the playoffs 10 years ago?

Colts, Broncos, Patriots... sure. The Ravens? LMAO

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Maybe they can also sign Kaep for obvious passing downs

IN THE YEAR 2000
Catching covid-19 limits Lamar Jackson's career

ROFL

Did you ever think that people don't like Lamar and the Ravens becasue they are assholes? The Ravens have always been shit talking thugs and still are.

Did you forget Earl saying he was going to shut Mahomes down?

Chiefs fans are not the ones that are insecure- they are.

oh yes it does sweetie!

Underrated post.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Free-agent receiver Antonio Brown is being suspended eight games, source said.</p>&mdash; Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1289265739833253894?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I didn't survive 30 years of Deberg, Bono, Grbac, Croyle, Huard, Cassel, Palko, and Smith just so I could get yelled at by another Chiefs fan for not sucking Lamar Jackson's overrated dick. And I'm one of the lucky ones-- the oldtimers around here had to suffer through far worse in the 70s-80s.

Seriously. **** off with that shit, Pitt.

Well Shit Gorilla literally can't stop sucking dick so....

None of us are saying Lamaar is better than Mahomes. That’s flat out idiotic if someone truly believes that.

But Lamaar is a pretty damn good QB as well. And it’s ok to say that. It doesn’t make Mahomes any less.

In the post that seemingly wadded their panties, I literally stated that Mahomes is better. Because he is.

Hell, I didn't even claim that they HAD to act like adults; I simply thought it'd represent a nice change and a better look.

Some people, though, have to act like emotional bitches. And that's fine.

It's okay to say, "I think Lamar Jackson is a good QB"

But if you tell me I shouldn't make fun of his dumbassery or the fact that he's likely a product of Greg Roman gimmick shit, that's when I'm going to fire back.

I'm having a good time. I'm having a good time in the thread titled, "Lamar Jackson is a dumbass."

If you've got an issue with that, then come and see me.

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Sorry, but I missed your Lamar Jackson joke. I don't see one in this post. Why would you post this in a thread titled, "Lamar Jackson is a dumbass" if it doesn't have a Lamar Jackson joke in it?

Yeah, it was literally everything else in that post that missed the mark. Not sure why you'd expect people to read that drivel and say oh, he did say Mahomes is better.

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Betcha he doesn't even put ketchup on em.

Mahomes wins MVP and SB if he is not hurt

ALSO beats down minn and Tennessee.

Gb is up in the air.

Talking heads need something to talk about and clicks

Lamar Jackson posted a video of himself driving 105mph with one hand while talking on the phone with his other hand and no seat belt on.



Just keeping this thread on track

Some of the shit on YouTube will make your head spin. It's amazing how quickly Pat and the Chiefs (as well as us) have become the hated. I don't care. Last year after the Tennessee loss I said we wouldn't lose again this season and was mocked. Sorry but I'll say it again...if Pat is healthy I can't find a loss on our schedule. I am not calling for an undefeated season, but like I said I can't point to any game and see a legitimate reason why we should lose. The Lamar worship shit is just ridiculous. Get back to me when he beats the Chiefs or wins a playoff game.

Lamar might be better off losing a few and not getting a first round bye so he can pick off an easy team for his first playoff win without any pressure.

That's what Deshaun did. He's still viewed as a clutch QB for his heroics against the pissant Bills even though he quickly followed it up with an epic pants shitting the next week. Was spotted 24 points and couldn't hold that shit before halftime.

I'll take the internet beating, but I too worry about us becoming Pats fans. Times X.
We hate Pats fans.

That's an interesting point. I'd like to offer my rebuttal:

We're here having a good time on our home turf. Chiefs Planet dot com.

What, are we not allowed to celebrate and dream? Can we only savor our Super Bowl championship under the covers with a flashlight when nobody is around? Otherwise we become ****ing Pats fans?

I don't see us going over to other forums to condescendingly lecture about winning culture and the "Chiefs way" whenever another franchise takes our players or hires our coaching/front office assistants. And I especially don't see the team getting caught for cheating scandals over and over again.

Ravens will PAY Lamar.


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sources: The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Ravens?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Ravens</a> and star QB Lamar Jackson have agreed to terms on a 5 year $220 million dollar deal with $130 million guaranteed. Lamar gets his contract and the Ravens get their franchise QB locked up for the future.</p>&mdash; Jimmy Taylor (@JimmyTaylorBT) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimmyTaylorBT/status/1501704721865846794?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He just completely reset the rb market.

No agent as well. Not bad.

That was posted going on 5 hours ago and its crickets from anyone reputable and then you read the comments talking about it being fake along with the rest of his twitter account and it kind of adds up.

Weatherman Cumke has a douche ass Old Bay-chugging cousin in Baltimore

The reported hold up is Lamar not being able to spell his own name to sign the contract.