If I had a Chiefs time machine I would.....
 

If I had a Chiefs time machine I would.....


bring Jamaal Charles in his prime back to today and have him and Cheetah race


how about you?

Have in his prime Otis Taylor as the #2 WR.

I would bring Patrick back and win a few of those titles we were screwed out of in the 90's...

Go back to 1983 before the NFL draft and give Todd Blackledge the Nancy Kerrigan treatment.

All day long

I would have sat Dee Ford on the 3rd and 10 play in the 4th qtr with 1:01 to play in the 2019 AFC CG ........

Then every Saturday in college GameDay you'd hear him crying "WHY ME???"

That was my first choice as well.

Yeah, that's the obvious one. We'd be 2-0 in Mahomes-era Super Bowls right now.

Cheetah would smoke Jamaal sorry.

I would go back and keep Mike Catapano from getting cut. then wed have 4 superbowls by now.

Could you imagine. We redo 1983 and 1985.

Instead of Blackledge trying to throw to Ethan Horton, we have Marino to Rice?? We took Horton at 15, SF took Rice at 16. UGH

I would go back to Monroe, LA on 6-29-83 and make sure things turned out different.

That is a great answer!

I wouldn't change anything, because any tiny detail being different might prevent the 2020 Super Bowl title.

I would slash the tires on DT’s car 20 years ago so he would have stayed home during that snowstorm.

I wouldn't change a damn thing.

Hired Eric DeCosta instead of Scott Pioli.

I actually interviewed DeCosta over the phone and he said he would've loved the Chiefs GM position. This was for an article on wildbillschiefs.com and before Pioli was hired. But looking back, the Chiefs probably wouldn't have been able to pry him away from Baltimore. Also, though it was a rough route to get here, things have worked out pretty good to say the least.

Agreed.

Has anyone here never seen Back to the Future? Butterfly Effect?

Yes, and after I kneecapped Blackledge, I gave my 1983 self a sports almanac that made me super rich and gave me a wife with gigantic tittahs.

April 26, 1983. Get a gun, go to One Arrowhead Dr, hold it to Jim Schaaf’s head and force him to draft Dan Marino

Agreed

I change nothing. I go back to 2017 and kidnap Alex. PMII wins us the SB that year, uses his experience from starting the previous year and cuts down the few mistakes in 2018 and were sitting here talking about a 3peat.

Trolled Florio

I'd bring back all the people who didn't live to see the Chiefs win a superbowl and let them watch season/playoff highlights and then the Superbowl live with me in a giant gymnasium with booze and sluts.

Just make sure to bring a photo of Mahomes holding the Lombardi trophy. If the photo starts to fade away, you're ****ing something up.

I don’t know. We would have won in 2018 but that defense sucked. It would have burned us at some point and then the rebuild had to happen anyway.

Cut both of Bill Kenney's hamstrings above the ankles.

Go back in time and place a bet the chiefs win this year super bowl.

Drafted Dan Marino instead of Todd Blackledge or one of the other 100 players who all were substantially better and the top 25 or so who were All Pros.

Two great answers for sure.......o:-)

Yes, how could we have done our one offseason rebuild any differently if we won the super bowl.

Anything possible to the unnamed kicker so we would win

Extend Ryan Sims

Tell Dee Ford to BACK THE **** UP!!!!

Maybe stop Derrick Thomas from speeding in a damm snow storm...

I would have never been a Rams fan. Ugh, I regret that.

... wouldn't change a damn thing. I felt like this build up has led to the greatest release after the superbowl. Still riding this high and laughing at old memories.

Draft Drew Brees instead of trading for Trent.

Draft Pat as his replacement.

i'd go back and break grbac's leg the day before the playoffs and put gannon back in

This right here. We'd have TWO lombardis now in the last two years.

Man all these are great suggestions. I'd go back and screw Greg Hill's girlfriend before Marty had a chance. Marty wins a sb or two and team chemistry is saved.

I'd figure out a way to save DT and Joe Delaney, and sit in the draft room every season to find good / great players in every round. Tell Carl Peterson to sit the **** down and shut the **** up. Would have warned Clark about Pioli, Dorsey's cap management, Edwards, Haley, etc.... Would NOT have given Berry his extension.

Tell Steadman **** blue jean's and T-Shirt decorum, and select Dan Marino

Kidnap the kicker who shall not be named the week before the infamous game. Put him in my basement at my child hood home in Overland Park bound and gagged. Arrive on location at the Peters clothiers commercial shoot with four masked gunman and shove Nick Lowery into an unmarked van. Next we pay the Jets GM a little visit Suge Knight style. It only takes one broken kneecap before he agrees to release Nick from his contract. Nick signs on the dotted line at gunpoint and after viewing photos of where his children attend school. Nick is a perfect 4 for 4 and we go on to win the Super Bowl.

I’ve executed this plan in my head thousands of times, it’s foolproof!

You are one tough sonofabitch negotiator.

"With the 7th selection in the 1983 NFL draft, the Chiefs select running back Michael Haddix."

Lot of great scenarios.
Matt F'ing Cassel would never be a Chief

I didn’t particularly like waiting 30 something years for a SB. The Vermeil and Schottenheimer years where even more frustrating because we had the chance of being great.