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Gay Day With Clay VII: The Farce Awakens
Clay Gaydayer has vanished. In his absence, sinister shitposting has risen from the ashes of Chiefsplanet and will not rest until Gaydayer, the last Fed-I, has been banned.
With the support of the ROMPER ROOM, General Simply Red leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her foodposting brother, Clay, and gain his help in restoring gay day food threads and vaguely metrosexual posting to Chiefsplanet. Simply Red has sent her most daring shitposter on a secret mission to Waldo, where an old ally has discovered a thread leading to Clay's whereabouts... (pan down to starfield....ok hold on for the pics...just had a great gay day) |
IT'S TIME FOR A GAY DAY WITH CLAY!!!
CoronaVirus is rampant but we are not about social isolation when gay days must be had. St. Patrick will protect us today. Especially with this effeminate pose. Han Solo is protesting. https://i.imgur.com/1lANxVK.jpg We need a bold, daring soundtrack for our gayventure, so this will do nicely. Boldy gay where no man has gayed before. https://i.imgur.com/swyVmZn.jpg Our first stop is CVS. OH NO!!! Has Clay been poz'd by the Corona? Is this the final GayDay thread ever? https://i.imgur.com/e8P0Xnb.jpg Psyche. I just need some stamps. These cost $11. Seems high, but whatever. https://i.imgur.com/by1Crt6.jpg I just sold a car, so I have to inform the State. Pain in the ass but whatever. I can leave this at CVS apparently and they add it to their outgoing mail. Very gay! https://i.imgur.com/bHrNSa4.jpg Our next stop is just down the road on 63rd....I park....where shall we go?? Is it pilates time? That seems quite gay, indeed. https://i.imgur.com/KYylMZd.jpg Oh fooled you again. I bypass the young, lithe bodies writhing in yoga pants and proceed to PLATE KC, to feed myself in the grandest (gayest?) of gay day traditions. https://i.imgur.com/WPeUw1d.jpg CORONAVIRUS HITS LOCAL KC BUSINESS HARD - MAN ENJOYS GAYDAY AT NEARLY DESERTED EATERY https://i.imgur.com/3jsFQ0E.jpg This place is super (thanks for asking) fancy - they even have a wine decanter here behind the bar. JUST DELIGHTFUL!!! I hope they're OK with my sweatpants. I'm under-dressed for this GayDay. https://i.imgur.com/g18fG2e.jpg Let's have some pastries from the buffet. We have a blueberry scone at left here, followed by a cheese danish, and a "smore's cup." These were all outstanding. Baked goods are gay! https://i.imgur.com/sLCkQKe.jpg Let's consult the menu for our second course. Now, apparently, this brunch is a bit expensive at $26, but you can literally order anything, and then keep ordering, until your gay gut, poz'd by all that food, explodes like that dude in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. That sounds like a better way to die than getting corona'd, anyway. https://i.imgur.com/rHMU1aG.jpg CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!!! Oh, I am so gay right now. Look at the cute little flowers on my big gay breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/J1SWd2N.jpg THE LAST FED-I HAS RETURNED! Excellent crunchy, hot waffle, hot syrup, fresh, hot, crispy chicken. Just spectacular. You should hit up Plate. https://i.imgur.com/5adiat7.jpg Back to the road. We're on track 18 now. Enjoying the music. Watching for Klingons. https://i.imgur.com/4zco6Yf.jpg Our last stop for the day...it's ARTH AND CRAFTH TIME!!! YAY!!!! STREAMERS AND GLITTER!!!! https://i.imgur.com/VGpFiO6.jpg Yeah we're just getting these beauties framed. Costs way too much but whatever, Mahomes. https://i.imgur.com/aHjXjv4.jpg Two weeks and I can go pick up my frames. I blurred out my phone number, lest Cooper sign me up for "a good time" on a bathroom wall somewhere. I enjoy my gay days but...no... https://i.imgur.com/0ea5ZIb.jpg I also pick up a cheap frame for something else...AND LOOK I GOT A COUPON. I blurred out the code so Cooper wouldn't steal it. https://i.imgur.com/ikds8oH.jpg Let's go home, boys and girls. SET COURSE FOR STARBASE CLAY, MAXIMUM WARP. ENGAYGE! <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Up4uJCG3OTQ" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> We hang some fine art in our home with the frame we just bought. One of the gayest moments of Patrick's career! The Patomic Bomb. https://i.imgur.com/lYocxMG.jpg OK, back to Rise of Mahomes III....until next time....stay gay, friends. https://i.imgur.com/ZmttgMD.jpg Previous Episodes of GDWC: Episode I: Winstead's Episode II: Taco John's Episode III: Big Biscuit Episode IV: Pizza Manifesto Episode V: Culvers Episode VI: Ruchi Indian |
I just had one of those acute moments of realization. You are nearly 40 years old.
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Hello Patrice
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Who threw those lawn clipping on your waffle??
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Clark Grant Clark, former Executive Chef & Partner of Hogshead Kansas City, and The former Executive Chef & Partner of The Capital Grille has joined our team and is bringing exciting new ideas and an exciting new menu! https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...f8&oe=5E946D3E |
That pose is a 2/10 on the effeminate scale
Gotta hit at least a 6 to be included in the fav gay CPer poll |
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I am glad his 16 year old boy who died in a car wreck made it to that kid who gave him a build a bear |
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Personally I was wondering about the marshmallows |
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Thank you for this.
Bold strategy cotton. Lets see if it pays off. |
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My last god damned meal out to eat was Wednesday at Herford House. I got a $10 gift card in the mail from some HVAC company, wish I would have went elsewhere. Not how I wanted to go out being my last meal.
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HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!!11!!1
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That new whip should be landing the ladies!
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What is your St Patricks shirt all about? Is he holding a Super Bowl trophy and a Bud Light?
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The Gay Day threads are legend around here. It's the most popular thing I've ever done. Every thread has been, and will be, well received. You can see the post history of "Gay Day with Clay" here in this very thread. But I stopped making them for FIVE YEARS. FIVE YEARS!!! And EVERY YEAR - EVERY ****ING YEAR - people on this forum begged me to post another edition of "Gay Day with Clay." We won the Super Bowl, there are no sports, this is what we have left. Two hundred years from now, after a devastating WWIII that was triggered by an unsuccessful attempt to stop the CoronaVirus (China thought we were attacking them, it was actually a missile full of purell and toilet paper) when archaeologists unearth what is left, they will find a server in the Midwest. And when they recover the data from that server, the first thing they will find are these records of our strange peoples, chronicled in the Gay Days, by Clay. And so history immediately following the nuclear apocalypse will come to be known as Year 1 A.C. - After Clay. Enjoy the last days of civilization. This is what we have left. |
You got purty handwriting
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You skipped BKS Artisan Ales. You're dead to me now.
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Alright, alright.
Come up tomorrow and I'll buy you a beer. I at least owe you that for like 15 years of free entertainment on Chiefs Planet. |
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Alright, alright.
Come up tomorrow and I'll buy you a beer. I at least owe you that for like 15 years of free entertainment on Chiefs Planet. |
I'm going to repeat that message over and over again. Hope to see you tomorrow at BKS. We'll be the loudest table full of morons.
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Was hoping the last pic was of you getting from behind by Billay.
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I'd probably want to come up with a different name for it though. |
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I'm 49, but I'm so confused right now...I'll just roll with it I guess...
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Disappointment in no mention of your nighttime wearing and cleaning procedure of your CPAP, Clay.
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