****The OFFICIAL Texans @ Chiefs Divisional Playoff REVENGE Game thread****
 

Our conquest of the 32 Kingdoms begins, today, in the Year of our Lord 2020, January 12, at 2:05 PM.

It's time for House Houston to bend the knee.

The Lannistexan army is returning from battle and is not prepared for the savage hordes of Arrowhead - only a fool would meet us in an open field.

They may think they can hold us off...until they see our dragon.

Dracarys.

GOUGE OUT THEIR EYEBALLS AND SKULL**** THEM

First!

EDIT: ****!

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In. Let’s do this.

In. Let's do this

In. **** these mother****ers.

Time to avenge the first of at least two of our regular season losses and finish what we started last year.

Let’s. ****ing. Go.

In for the win

What an awesome photo.

CHIEFS 34
Texans 17

I don't think this game is close.

17 point win...

50 years In.

Let's do this.

Alright.

Time to stomp another cleft into O’Brien’s chin.

Ooh almost had it

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LMAO @ that pic

The Ravens and Pats fan are asking themselves right now....would we have beaten the Chiefs?

The world will have it's answer tomorrow when we savagely assault our opponent.

And the Titans will quiver in fear.

Let's ****ing roll.

THis is the most appropriate "First" I think i've ever seen good job RollChiefsRoll +1 rep

In for the beatdown.

Their corners are already scared.

This will be Mahomes best game as a pro.

He’s going off today

The road begins today.

3 games to glory.

Let’s go....

Jinx

LETS. ****ING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

In this since i was born let's go!

Oh, but their CB play is so improved... they added Gareon Conley!

You probably remember him ... last seen getting torched repeatedly in Oakland by Mahomes.

In. Let's do this!

Gang,

No matter your political views, our war of words, our outlandish takes and legendary overreactions, we stand as one today. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND LET'S ****(ing do this!)

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Use his full name, dammit.

Patrick Mahomes of House Arrowhead, the Second of His Name, the Unlooking, Champion of the AFC West, the Kingdom and the First Down, Captain of the Eight Divisions and MVP of the League, King of Ketchup, Khal of the Great Turf Sea, Master of Donkeys, Mover of Chains and ****er of Mothers.

Andy Reid off a bye.

Eric Fisher.

Chris Jones.

Anthony Hitchens

Mike Pennel

Reggie Ragland

Tyreek Hill playing a full game.

Healthy Mahomes.

We are going to skull**** these Patriot Way-leftovers frauds.

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CRUSH 'EM

I said no thread. Jinx.

**** YOU!

Let's bring the damn pain! Everything is coming together, and I'm so frickin excited/nervous! Because Chiefs! It is time to wash the fear out of my soul!

Never watched Gay Thrones, but I'll interpret the OP to mean PUT ON YOUR ABORTION APRON AND TERMINATE THE TEXANS' SUPER BOWL HOPE PREGNANCY

In

It’s going to be so ****ing tough to sleep tonight.

It feels like Christmas.

Beat the Texans

I feel like I snorted a few lines

Make no mistake this isn't a revenge game, it's a reckoning
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Not gonna be hard for me to sleep tonight.

Next week?

Tough.

AFCCG PTSD is hard.

im just here for the gang bang.

Bring the A game...

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My beer is extra tasty with Ravens tears in it .


Ber Caw

Bah. This gif suggests that we will be punting. There will be nothing of the sort.

THIS! I think Andy has some plays coming that we haven't seen. And I think Hill goes OFF this game. Unleash the Cheetah!!!

In for the mutha****in' win!!!

Destiny is upon us.

Time to fulfill it.

I feel good about this once, gonna get there early and tailgate in the freezing ****in cold, have field passes, then club level seats. Lets ****in get it

You better come hang with me, Clay, Twisted Chief and 007 at the CP tailgate.

I'm drunk af.

See you guys in a few hours.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">An interesting nugget from <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Baltimore?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Baltimore</a> bus driver taking the <a href="https://twitter.com/Titans?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Titans</a> to airport tonight: The Chiefs had already reserved buses in Baltimore next weekend. Sounds like they weren&#39;t expecting the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Titans?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Titans</a> to win tonight. Of course KC has some work to do tomorrow vs <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texans?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Texans</a></p>&mdash; Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/jwyattsports/status/1216243304863543296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Revenge game

JJ Watt needs to bring his rape whistle

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Send these coxxxxuckers back to Texas weeping like the babies they are.

I’m sure they have to reserve buses this far in advance and can cancel the reservations as needed.

Exactly.

Oh I ****ing believe all right. Just booked flights car and hotel for next weekend. Let’s gooooooooo!!!!!

We got some destiny to fulfill you sumofabitches

Yeah, I'm sure that's just standard operating procedure. Much easier to cancel reservations for something like that than make them at the last minute.

I know we still have to win our games, but...

1. There are very few ways that the Texans win tomorrow. With the fans, players, coaches and ownership knowing how special hosting the AFCCG for consecutive years would be, everyone will come to play tomorrow, probably the hardest they've played all season knowing what it means. I'll be there, screaming my guts out, and it will be different than last time.

2. The Titans will eventually get tired, they could go NY Giants with Eli at the helm, but that's definitely a harder sell than believing the Chiefs have an amazing path to the Super Bowl. Playing four games on the road to win it all is a hard pill to swallow, I don't care who you are, or what kind of running back you have. If we have to lose a game, I'd rather lose it in the AFCCG to a destined Titans team than to the Ravens or the Texans, hands down, but I don't see that happening. This team will get that damn Lamar Hunt trophy this year, even if we have to rip out America's heart to do it.

3. It feels like our year, more so now than ever. We're Chiefs fans, so we know what that means, but **** it if I'm not all in on this team. You've been gifted an amazing opportunity here, even more so if you face the Packers, and Andy and Mahomes cannot **** it up. Keep the pedal to the ****ing metal and destroy the next three teams you have to face. If Andy wants to get to the hall of fame, he'll do his job, and so will the rest of the team. Patrick is healthy, let him win it for you Andy!

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Texas is gonna want to secede after the beat down that's coming.

CHIIIEEEEEFFFSSS

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Bout time to start marinate my Texans steak gonna be juicy red meat nirvana

We should probably win this game if we want to have a chance at winning the Super Bowl.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When they say family in the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Titans?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Titans</a> locker room. They mean it. <a href="https://t.co/OHIP7qbl2W">pic.twitter.com/OHIP7qbl2W</a></p>&mdash; TURRON DAVENPORT (@TDavenport_NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/1216216979134124032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Lol at the end with Lewan and Vrabel. Referencing cutting off his penis lol

...

Season 7, Episode 4 and 5.

Watch the final battle scene at the end of Episode 4, then watch the beginning of 5.

You have three days.

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Our Chiefs are going to steam-roll the Texans because they want to make a statement that the game earlier this year was a fluke; that the Texans got lucky. They're going to curb stomp HOU.

Mark it down.

Very short PAT?

I can't imagine a year where things align for us any better than now.

It sure as hell seems like our destiny is calling.......

Time to take care of business!!!

Time to do it!!!

GO CHIEFS!!!

I think it was yuge that Mecole Hardman returned a kick for a touchdown because that is going make the Texans afraid to kick or punt to him much like any time we can put Tyreek back to field a punt they will shank it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR


OUR offense is a well oiled machine like a Giant Robot going to crush the Texans

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