Let’s talk about the Texans
 

It’s official

Let’s discuss the impending beatdown by our favorite team (the Chiefs)

Watson makes me nervous. Besides that, nothing about them concerns me.

The Chiefs are much healthier than they were when they lost to the Texans. Andy will have them ready. Chiefs by 10

We need to avenge that loss. We let them stick around in what should’ve been a blowout.

Keep our foot on the gas and **** them up. We’re a shit ton better now than we were then.

Andy Reid off a bye. We got this.

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The Texans played like ass against an idiot at QB... They're playing against a healthy Mahomes this time who has a photographic memory...

Chiefs have never lost to a Houston NFL team in the playoffs.

They ****ing suck lmao

I have a bad feeling about this.

Watson is our kryptonite.

DID YOU KNOW THAT JJ WATT HAD A SACK TONIGHT?!?!?


HE CAME BACK EARLY FROM HIS SURGERY!!!!




WATSON IS SOO GOOD!!!!!

Based off one game?

Keep your mojo going please. You rooted for a Pats win and look what happened...

– WR Sammy Watkins

– DL Chris Jones

– OL Eric Fisher

– LB Dorian O’Daniel

– OL Andrew Wylie

– LB Anthony Hitchens

– OL Greg Senat

Players missing week 6

I’d rather face him than Oh Henry!

Not the game I wanted. I Watson, Watt and Hopkins are a hand full. We should win but it will take very disciplined defense to keep Watson contained.

Claylor has spoken.

We Good!

Based off multiple games against scrambling QBs, and he is the best outside Mahomes.

The ****ing Broncos beat them for Christ sake..

It’ll be interesting to see if Will Fuller will play.

WERE GONNA MURDER EM!!!

1-1. What the **** are you even talking about.

We’re going to beat the **** out of them.

This defense is good against immobile QBs.

Mobile ones? Not so sure.

It is the key for them. Their offense is way more explosive when he plays.

But that said, Houston is one of the most schizophrenic teams. One week they look great and the next they look horrible.

We're healthier this time, including Mahomes, and Houston's pass defense was one of the worst in the league.

I think there is zero question that the Bills and Pats defenses matchup better against our offense. Crennel will probably play a lot of zone and try to take away anything deep and make Pat be patient.

Which is why I wanted the Bills
Chiefs would have shit stomped them for sure. A lot of people on here wanted the Texans to win I still don't know why.

That being said we should still win pretty handily and it will be good prep for Lamar.

Watson makes me nervous though for sure.

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Oh Christ

Nothing before week 8 or 9 even matters for this defense.

Bi Week = scurred of everything

LMAO Based on what?

And that’s a game Mahomes has been playing recently, effectively

yup.

AND we've got pennel!

lets go chiefs!!!

Mahomes' flukey ankle problem was a big factor in the Texans' victory earlier this season. Hopefully that's a non-issue this time.

You pussy... Are you going to shit your diaper when we play Jackson in the AFC Championship game??

Clay being a scared bitch.

I don't know what's gotten into him tonight. Guess he wants to fill his attention whore quota for 2020 early.

Chiefs are 2-0 against Lamar Jackson.

Maybe the most dangerous mobile quarterback ever.

TV says we play the Titans next week at Vrabel press conference. Dumbasses.

We made so many ****ing mistakes to allow the Texans to stay in the game the first time...AND with a depleted roster. We’ll be fine.

Andy Reid off a bye against an opponent he’s played this year. Not worried.

Andy off a bye is dangerous.

Well, would have rather faced the Broken down Brady and Pats, but **** it.

Chiefs are winning this big, either way.

Last time we played Texans, no Fish, no Jones, no Sammy, no Pennel, no Suggs, hobbled Mahomie, and a defense that was still lost and figuring things out . . . . . . and we STILL led them 17-3 at one point. Dumb mistakes let them back in the game. Well, that and our suck ass defense (which was completely lost at the time and still figuring out Spags system).

NOT this time. COMPLETELY different team now.

We’re gonna run these ****s out of the building next week. Cover your eyes, Texans fans. It’s gonna be a ****ing bloodbath!!

If we can’t beat the Texans in KC next week we’re the same choke Chiefs. It’s that simple, because we’re the better team despite what happened earlier in the year against them. And Andy Reid >>> Bill O’Brien

Chiefs open as a -7.5 favorite vs the Texans
Ravens open as a -10 favorite vs the Titans

It took 5 quarters for them to beat the number 6 seed Bills. We got this! No worries @ all. Chiefs WIN! Welcoming the Titans for the AFCCG!

Hmm

I know one thing, the Chiefs got the better draw here.

Drew ****ing Lock ass raped that shit defense. Josh Allen has a career game through almost 3 quarters.

Mahomes put 3 TD’s on them with one ankle, Tyreek in his first game back, Hardman not ready yet and Sammy out.

Mahomes will score at will. Watson will be held in check just enough to have us win by double-digits

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But worth it!

I'm hoping it's pretty cold weather. Texans are an indoor team. Bring on the snow.

Oh no you ****ing don’t! For months you’ve been the commissioner of the Chiefs bandwagon. Telling people “we got this, don’t doubt the Reidian Run, etc”. Posting kick ass videos of sheer awesomeness and the like. And now you’re gonna get cold feet because overrated Deshaun Watson and shitty BOB who needed OT and massive idiocy by Allen and the Bills coaching staff to even win today? **** that. As the old you would say:



WE GOOD!!!!

We're going to smoke them. Not even going to be close.

Here’s one thing I know is absolutely true: if the Chiefs are ever gonna win a ****ing SB, they’re going to have to beat the teams in the playoffs they’re supposed to beat. Houston is one of those teams. I’m tired of all the bullshit fear about losing in the playoffs. We just about made the SB last year.

OH **** NO.

I'M DRIVING THIS GODDAMNED BUS.

WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE WHOLE ****ING THING.

Your argument to drive is null and void. Get out of here with that weak sauce shit.

The Texans tried really hard to hand the game over to Josh Allen, and he sharted right down his leg.

Patrick Mahomes ain't no Josh Allen.

GET ON THE BUS!

Amen!

And Patrick's ankle is in much better shape than last time. He will be pretty motivated for some payback on the Texans. I hope it's a snow game. Good luck to a Houston team in that weather.

31-21 chiefs

I yield.

We are winning this game, and the Titans are gonna beat the Ravens. The AFC Championship will be back in KC in 2 weeks!

They lost to them on ny birthday so I want their blood.

Good team with an awesome QB and all pro reciever. JJ Watt is still a load. We're gonna have to earn it.

Shudddupp bitch were gonna destroy the Texans.

Believe

The Texans aren't very good. Despite the blown games during the year, beating the Texans gets you to the AFC Championship game -- we'd have taken it sitting at 6-4.

I BELIEVE.

If both teams play their A+ game, the Chiefs win this. The Chiefs better be ready because if they come out flat and the Texans are at their best........yeah I"m not typing the rest of that.

this should be a repeat of last year’s divisional game

a nice cruise to the acfcg

if the texans come out against the chiefs like they did against the bills, they’re gonna find themselves down 33-0, not 16-0

We are the better team. We should win this one.

You know who JJ Watts kryptonite is?? That’s right Big Dick Eric Fisher!!! Where he didn’t play first game

Watson played like shit for most of the game except for a few plays the Bills should have sacked him on and he pulled it out of his ass.

Nobody talks about how many sacks this guy takes. I don't think he can read defenses.

Guys..... the Texans have a absolutely terrible defense

If the Chiefs can't beat the Texans at home, then we are undeserving. Not a good team -- not a bad one either, but if we can't beat an average NFL team at home in the playoffs........

You are now officially driving the bus by yourself. We’ve bound and gagged Clay and hitched him to the back and are dragging him along.

His flaw is that he holds onto the ball all day long. SPAGS BLITZ THE **** OUT OF HIM!!!

I hope our guys come to play.

Last time their guys dropped like four or five wide open TD passes.

it's true

i caught eric berry's spirit disease

yep

I'll feel better if Fuller is out for this one

but Watson scares me

The only reason I’m nervous is because we’ve waited 12 long months to get another shot in the AFCCG. This is the final hurdle in our way before we have a shot at redemption.

After this I’ll be able to relax because we’ll probably be underdogs in the final 2. But I at least want that shot again in the title game. If we lose this It’ll be really devastating.

Don’t get me wrong, I think we’ll win. But man...I want this bad.

Let’s get this shit.

We have the better Coach, better QB, better Defense.. and we play at Home. Should be a comfortable win.

Advantage:

QB - Chiefs
Running game/RBs - Texans
Receivers - Chiefs
O-line - PUSH
DL - Chiefs
LBers - Texans
Secondary - Chiefs
Specials - Chiefs
Coaching - Chiefs

Bye week + home field =
Chiefs win

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">To illustrate the sloppy play, the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> threw an interception deep in Texans territory.<br><br>Then they missed a field goal.<br><br>Then they fumbled inside their own 15... all in the second quarter.</p>&mdash; Mark Spillane (@MarkSpillane_) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkSpillane_/status/1213683697188294656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 5, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Texans are the only playoff team with a negative point differential through the regular season. They also allowed the most points of any playoff team.

Why are we scared of this team again?

I’m not. This is an example of people overthinking it. We should absolutely roll.

100% chance they'll knob slob, talk about and show JJ Watt <75% of the time the broadcast is on.