Eric Bieniemy drives me nuts.
 

At the end of the day.
When it's all said and done.
And on top of that.
But I will say this.
Maximize the opportunity.
Execute the plan.

That’s pretty much every coach though

This.

I mean what do you want these coaches to say in these press conferences? Should they tell you what the gameplan is going to be for the game coming up so the opponent knows exactly what to prepare for?

He just repeats the same thing and it bugs me.

I don't understand how the running game is still an unintegrated afterthought with him as OC...

thats the way they all talk these days. He’s going to be a head coach next year. He’s got the press conference lexicon down.

They all do that. I think BB does it the most.

Your best bet if you want to get actual answers is listening to the player interviews then tend to talk more.

obese herm

The wrangler butts of coaches.

or even diss the other team slightly. Not even when it soooo obvious. “We noticed they are ranked 30th in run defense. We hope to exploit that”. Bulletin board material.

Teams and coaches are always looking for some way to motivate the players a little extra. Just do the coach speak and don’t give them shit.

It is what it is.

Because Bieniemy is an afterthought for our real OC, Andy Reid.

I cant get past the goofy ass grin he always has. Like he's just happy to be there giving generic responses and repeating annoying crutch phrases ad nauseum.

I wanna know if he made McCoy carry a ****ing football all week to drill into his stupid ass how to carry it.

You morons realize every coach talks like this right????

“Well that mother****er #25 fumbled the ball like a brain dead mongoloid and lost us the game.”

Wish a coach would say some shit like that to mix it up ROFL

When you really think about it almost all press conferences and interviews are pointless

Watching the debate team of Bieniemy & Gammon discussing "The Ethics Of Human Cloning" would undoubtedly result in an exponential increase in voluntary mental hospital commitments.

"At the end of the day, you splice that DNA."
"No doubt about it."
"I always say this about recombining gene fragments."
"No doubt about it."
"We always teach our guys to find a donor organism the right way."
"No doubt about it."

It would destroy minds.

FAX

At the end of the day, yes. And when it's all said and done, it is what it is. And on top of that, I personally don't even care.

But I will say this, give someone a reason to bitch, and they will maximize that opportunity and execute the plan.

"We think Mike Zimmer is as blind as a bat. Kind of reeruned, too. Reminds me of Coach Fangio, in a way. Not a very good executive in the locker room at all. Should stick to designing blitzes in an upstairs office, not leading the troops into battle. He should probably drink anti-freeze. Any more questions, you butt****ing moron?"

Is that what you expect him to say?

lol, this whole thread of people saying i hate how blah blah blah! Coach pressers are worthless unless you are there to hear about injury reports.

I like him, he’ll be a head coach soon enough... and his team won’t forsake the running game

As long as he gets a 5th down in a few games as head coach he will do ok

His say only extends so far, we all know this

You just took care of that for me.

Herm on prednisone

ROFL
LMAO

FAX THE BIOLOGICAL

The trick is to say alot, but say nothing at all.

We look forward to the challenge of facing the Minnesota Vikings. They are a good football team.

Anytime a coach shows personality it's only a matter of time before the media is roasting them for it.

This is the result.

Dudes got a point

How do you feel about Wrangler butts?

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

This. Outside of injury updates, there is zero need for interviews.

football speak

BORING

Who listens to assistant coach interviews? What are you hoping to gain?

press conferences, are completely pointless.

reporters don't ask any real questions; and even if they did, the coach/player isn't going to answer them. and if they do answer them, it's all cliche'd answers.

...so...why even have them.