Anyone looking for a steal on a used Yukon?
 

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Yes, I would very much like to steal it from you. LMAO

I will gladly fart in the back seats for you.

Always loved those things. Will you to deliver to FL during a hurricane?

For you? Absolutely!

I had a 2002 that I absolutely loved,unfortunately I'm in no position to get another vehicle at the moment.

25K for a ten year old car????

Where are you at?

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WAY OVERPRICED! Know the market prior to saying it's a steal.

https://www.kbb.com/gmc/yukon/2011/s...condition=good

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I have a friend looking for this! Her name is Kirstie Tynes, she loves sweet deals like this!

I thought Yukons were beautiful vehicles until I see the 2011 version. ROFL

I know they are basically the same vehicle but I have to have the Bowtie or the Wreathless Crown.

I can't contact her by court order...... So you'll have to pass it on!

Those seats have definitely been farted in

Something doesn’t smell right

Oh, do tell...

Uses too much gas to pay that amount for 2011..

2011? Tear-stains from the Cassel years all over the leather. No thanks!

Did you lick the back seat to ensure no farts?

Valid point.

Nooooooooooooooo

Hm an unverified claim. Please lick the seats and check for farts and front woman part farts.

So...why do we care?

You just care, or burt's brother will show up and kick the ass of everyone in here!!!!1!!1

Almost as good as your thread saying Justin Houston was going to Atlanta!

$25k for an 8 yr old car.... nah.

Don’t get me wrong, seems like a good deal..but personally I could barley justify 20k for a new vehicle.

LET'S ALL SHIT ON BURT! YEAHHHH!!!

There is a 2013 SLE loaded on autotrader for $21K with 58K miles.

If you had farted in the backseat I may have considered.
I’m not in the market for a fart free vehicle at this time

This is just an average price.

Not sure where you are getting that this is some crazy deal.

IT'S A UNICORN!!

It’s ok

It’s no Kia Optima

But it’s ok

How long has she been on the lot?

Are you a dealer? What’s your dealer to dealer price?

Worth no more than 16k. And unicorn... ROFL it's a GMC. Guess is the dealership has less than 10-12k tied into it.

Seen a 2011 Denali with 68k for 16.9k.

This 'steal' and 'unicorn' must be some type of used car dealer joke.

WHICH ONE OF THESE IS IT REALLY??? LMAO


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I bet you never do again. Tough crowd. Sheesh.

I've got a unicorn 2007 Chevy Cobalt I'm willing to part with for the low low price of 11,000.

136k..Just a couple of farts.

BUT is it a Unicorn??? That's worth an extra $10,000!! :D

Now THIS I would pay $25,000 for ! :LOL:


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Almost 1 day

Yes we're a dealer. We have no interest in selling to a dealer.

Is that Thanos' unicorn?

So this is pure spam. Noted.

If this is not allowed, I apologize. However, I was so amazed, that I had to share. Please delete if this is not allowed.

There should be a CP Marketplace sub

Looks like there's plenty of interior room to take head from a cougar. :D

Or a tranny.......:D

I don't know that it's "not allowed" per se, but normally people post stuff here that is of particular interest to other people (e.g., memorabilia, tickets to games, etc.). I'm not sure why you're so amazed - it's an average price for the car from what I can tell. It just comes off like a scummy used car dealer trying to talk a car up to make a sale. Ironic, that.

Then I will delete it. I have sold approximately 15 vehicles a month since 1988. I have been posting here since 2004. So out of the roughly 2700 vehicles I have sold, I find one vehicle that I want to share and I am a scummy used car dealer? You're one of the few that can say that and make it hurt.

Finding a Tahoe/Yukon in that price range, with that low of miles is extremely rare. Factor in the condition of the vehicle, and I believe it to be a great deal. It IS an average price for that vehicle, but it is a rare find.

When I found my 1992 Buick Century, in excellent condition, with only 118k miles, I offered more than "book value". I understood that it was a vehicle, with great miles, an industry known engine for reliability, and it could last me for many years at a small investment. IF I were in the market, currently, I would consider this Yukon.

Sorry if my enthusiasm makes me appear "scummy".

It ok Burt.
You can fart in DaFace's backseat anytime and its alright with me

Hell, apparently people would even pay more for it then. :shrug:

SLE< SLT. Loaded SLE may have cloth, and no sunroof. According to Car Guru there is only one similar vehicle in the entire country, at a similar price. And even then, it's uncertain if it's one owner, or never had an accident. And the condition is unknown, where as mind is absolutely perfect.

I am done justifying my position. **** YOU DAFACE.

ROFL

You act like I'm the only person in this thread who thinks this is a load of BS.

don't be hurt, burt.
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Not my problem that they're stupid. Your opinion is one of the few I had any respect for. Had.

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The only stupid person here is you, you ****ing sleazy used car salesman jerkoff trying to make your sales quota at the end of the month pushing an overpriced hunk of shit on fellow CP members.

Trying to sell a $18,500-20,000 used 8 year old gas guzzler as a Unicorn and then NEG REPPING me twice because your Unicorn vagina and piece of shit car is exactly that. A BIG ****ING HUNK OF OVER-PRICED SHIT!!!! :loser::loser:

THERE ARE 100 SIMILAR CARS ONLINE FOR $3000-5000 LESS.

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS SHITTY VEHICLE!!!! :bolt:

Ouch lol

1) I don't have a quota
2) If I did, wouldn't I have tried this one of the 179 months BEFORE this?
3) A pristine, one owner, less than 8k miles per year vehicle with clean carfax, and no blemishes inside or out, is not a hunk of shit.

4) You two faced pussy! Cry about neg rep then neg rep me 5 times!!!LMAO

5) Absolutely not true. Show me. According to Car Guru, I have the only one
within 500 miles of KC. One of 2 in the nation.

In summary, you don't know shit. Now go hire a hooker and get more diseases.

There is no ouch factor if his "argument" was wrong on every single level....:shake:

A few moments later...


Now is probably the time to go ahead and quit while you're behind.

You started the REP WAR, now you got one! :evil:

Only tree fiddy


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Sure it may be overpriced, and a GMC. Being upset over a vehicle neither of these guys own seems a bit more effort than I would want to exert. But reading this is fun.

lol...you are correct. Got dragged back in.

Sorry, but he's a dipshit that has no idea what he's talking about. But to TLO's point, I'm out.

Classic case of "Never argue with and idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Hire chiefscafan....it's a STEEEEEEAAAAALLLL!!

2011
Stock Number
61276A
VIN
1GKS1CE08BR271522
CALL US (866) 220-7982
REQUEST INFORMATION
PRE-OWNED 2011 GMC YUKON 2WD 4dr 1500 SLT
SALES PRICE
$22,995

INTERIOR
LIGHT TAN
ENGINE
5.3L
TRANSMISSION
6-SPEED AUTOMATIC W/OD
DRIVE WHEELS
RWD
MILES
45,782
OEM COLOR
GOLD MIST METALLIC

https://www.cavenderbuickgmc281.com/...0SLT&year=2011

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I think the problem, OP, is you worded it as a steal in the OP. While it might have been super pristine (hard to say for sure via pictures), it was an average value at best.

On the flip side, it wasn't too far-fetched of a figure. High? Well yeah, but the used market for SUV's and trucks is stupid inflated right now. If you're looking to get the best bang for your buck, look somewhere else.

What a meltdown though LMAO

Given the high level of interest in this thread, I'm now thinking I should seriously consider putting in a bid on this vehicle. It must be a steal.

1. I've never gotten any diseases from any single escort or at an AMP, only common women who were whores and too stupid to charge money.

2. I've only heard that line 1,000 times already from anyone here who's vagina bleeds and they disagree with me on something. Try something a little more original.

You found 1. And its a 2 wheel drive, vs my 4 wheel drive...and only 811 miles from KC! Thanks for playing and proving my point... AND 1 is not 100's!!!LMAOLMAOLMAO Oh, no nav and no sunroof...

You know what the biggest sign is that this is not a "steal"? Because dealerships research their prices and have priced the vehicle accordingly. If it was worth more it would have been priced higher.