Alexa is a Chiefs fan?
 

Ask Alexa, "who do you pick to win the conference championship games?"

That was great

My Alexa is dumb. She tells me what time kickoff is.

I ain’t got no Alexa.....what does she say?
Put it in a spoiler

Alexa is a fan of your data and profiting from it. Was it worth it for you to give up that data? Or do you think you deserved to be paid for it?:hmmm:

Ted, is that you?

Found it.
She is right %75 percent of the time

Siri says I need to figure it out for myself as no one is saying anything.

ROFL

I asked Alexa who was going to win just now and she gave me the kickoff for the games LAST WEEK, in Pacific daylight time. And she knows where I freaking live!

Imagine actually volunteering to have a wiretap in your house.

Do you use a phone?

I wish I could give you 1 million thumbs up.:clap:

Or Facebook?

It's funny, by not having a Google Home or Amazon Echo, they think everything they do isn't being tracked.

Flip phones baby! Be hip like Warren Buffet!:)

Yup

Damn it man! Tell me how else I'm being tracked! :deevee:

Alexa is a Seahawks fan

If I did that, I'd have to kill you.

:eek:

You could always come and work for "the company". Then all would be revealed.

Beam me up, Scottie!:)

A Patriots fan equivocating about facing warrant-less surveillance? Welcome to the predicament of every other team in the world at Gillette.

Parker you have to say it EXACTLY how OP typed it out.

Yup. Microphone turned off

Nope. Deleted that shit due to privacy concerns.

How do you use a phone with no microphone? You don't talk on it at all?

Me too

You can turn off the microphone to all your apps. Obviously it doesn't work when you make a phone call

Texting is the only safe means of communication in 2019. Duh.

Oooh, that is a good one

Here's the thing.

An Amazon Echo only engages the microphone when you say "Alexa". The microphone is otherwise "off". It is listening but only for "Alexa". It doesn't send data any other time because I've put a Wireshark on it and watched the traffic.

If you believe it's listening to you at all times, then I might as well let you know that the only indication you have that 3rd party apps aren't using your phone's microphone is an indicator on the screen, which can of course, be spoofed.

Your phone is listening to you, just like Amazon is. ;)

:)

I don't know nothing about that. But that's not a problem for me. See as the #1 bandwagon jumper fan in the universe, I win all the time! Just last season we won with Big Dick Nick. And this season we win with Mahomes! :D

I mean what do you expect me to do? Cheer for the freaking Browns? ROFL

Oh shit! The Browns are actually good again!:eek:

Might have to jump on the browns bandwagon next season while Mahomes has his sophmore slump. I'll be back in 2020 for Mahomes 2nd run. I just keep winning! PBJ

ROFL

I like to call it an audience for when I’m really giving it to the wife, or a drinking partner who won’t drink the last beer on you. Oh, and she’s my go to for any stoned or drunken questions I have. Like Alexa, what was the alcoholic drink of choice in 18th century Istanbul. Or Alexa, will I be in trouble if I cover myself in Astroglide and toilet paper squares and run down the block?


But when I asked her about the question in OP, all I got was the point spread and game info.

Are you a drug dealer or a Russian spy? If not, then why do you care?

And Mark Davis, and your secret scouting weapon Ernie what’s his name.

erodin of muh rights brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhh

Somebody ask Alexa if Mark Davis' hair is real!

Guess i'll have to plug mine in then...

You know this is bullshit right? And that they have accidentally sent recordings to other people before?

And yes your phone can be used to listen, hence why IOS is best way to go when it comes to privacy because believe it or not apples while invasive is the most secure

First of all, I use all Apple products. The Amazon Echo belongs to my kids.

Secondly, you do know what the word "accident" means right?

There was a software bug in the Google Home product that cause it to continuously record audio until the user ran out of space to hold the files. It was a BUG, that was fixed in a hastily-released patch, but turning it into some kind of Orwellian conspiracy garners so many more headlines. And get this? I DETEST GOOGLE.

She picked Chiefs for me

Literally me

Don't know why the guy got downvoted for this. Alexa and the like are just trolling for your data, and you pay for the privilege.

My Alexa told me to drink Antifreeze

If you use the GPS on your phone then you are potentially being tracked. If you use an Easy Pass then you are being tracked. IIRC a man's Easy Pass records were used against him in a divorce case. Using a credit card tracks you. If you are not using a VPN to web browse you are being tracked. Ever see a targeted ad while web browsing? There are so many ways 'Big Brother' can keep tabs on you that it isn't funny. Singling out Alexa and Google Home (or whatever it's called) is silly.

Want to have any level or anonymity or privacy? Throw away all of your electronic devices and use cash only. Move to Mexico and live off the grid with Jesse Ventura.

Alexa looks for the odds of the betting offices. :D

It's amazing how computers know things







;)

ROFL

If you're talking on the phone, it's likely being monitored or recorded. If you're walking on the street minding your own business, with no electronic devices AT ALL, it's highly possible you're being recorded.

I gave up on "privacy" a long time ago. There isn't any such thing. It's a myth.

I don't give a shit if Google or Amazon tracks me. Listen, track my searches and clicks.

They will get a whole hell of a lot of boring.

Yup.

Siri told me that if I like the Chiefs, then so does she.

I should ask her out.