***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs Chargers Game Day Thread***
 

At long last, an incomparable and unparalleled day is upon us, Planeteers.

The Patrick Mahomes II Era begins with this game. May the Bolts fizzle and sputter as expected and may the New Chiefs begin their rise to greatness in dramatic fashion.

In lieu of a bunch of secret spoiler deals, I have composed a brief poetism in honor of the occasion. May it meet with your approval. Ahem ...

There once was a kid named Mahomes
Who had truly unique chromosomes
The Bolts were aghast
When the Chiefs scored so fast
And Mahomes incapacitated their ohms

There you have it, Planeteers. Go Chiefs!

(Sorry if re-post.)

Tank u!

Legend OP

**** YEAH!!!



BOOM CH KA

its the battle of the gameday threads

This one must prevail

<3

I deleted the other one.

they'll merge - which is fine.

we'll be skippin' to mahomie' all the way to the EZ :D

that's fine too - Josh will get plenty others, he's good as well.

Nope, the other one has been vaporized. Its like it never existed.

Mr. bigjosh had some awesome secret spoiler things though, Mr. Dartgod. Can you smush them in this one, maybe?

FAX THE FEELING BAD FOR MR. BIGJOSH RIGHT NOW

Too bad.. my man worked hard on the other one~

BALLS DEEP

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Josh will get at LEAST 6 or 7 main threads - he will yield to FAX and have no qualms - I assure you. Big Josh is very wise.

I'm ready for Patrick BAMF Mahomes II era to begin !

am i the only one who atm cannot rewatch any chiefs game that includes alex smith as qb? i thought it would help me pump up for the season, but he just brings me down, so i no longer watch 'those games'. highlights are okay, just not full games :D

Thats ****ed up man. That shit takes an hour with the ancient html on this site.

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Opening day ladies and gentlemen. This week our new look chiefs visit the Los Angeles Chargers out at their empty high school football stadium.

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Thats why i keep a copy of it. [emoji3577]

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****ing Dan Fouts. I'll have to listen to the radio but that feeds 3 seconds quicker than on tv so I'll have esp for the game.


**** Dan Fouts

It’s time!

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So am I, Mr. KC Tattoo.

He converted me into a total believer when he made that pass to Stone Hands down the seam against the Donkey starters in 17 degree weather. His third pass in his regular season career. 35 yards in the air, I think. On a line. To a target the size of a playing card.

The Bolts won't know what hit 'em.

FAX THE PUMPED

Josh’s work is and should be appreciated. It should even perhaps be included in the OP...

But FAX was the chosen one for this particular duty. Into battle we roll united..

I am so pleased that this thread now has secret spoiler deals. Thank you, Mr. bigjosh.

I bow to your skillset.

FAX

LMAO

Christ dude I've all but kissed his sphincter, what is it 'exactly' you want from me, anyhow?

He started the game day thread for the Titans playoff loss. We saw the bad juju from that game.

Hell no am I risking it tomorrow on Mahomes in his first real start.

(nothing against Josh)

Giggity Giggity Goo

It's Chiefs Football season!

I can't wait to meet X Factor at the opener tailgates, I'm sitting on his lap!

Nope. Same.

It's like looking at a photograph of the ugly-ass chick you thought you liked in high school. I'm a registered and documented fan of AS11, but he's with the Skins now.

Meanwhile, we've upgraded at the QB position and Wally is a bona fide QB Whisperer. Wally now has the quality clay he's needed to mold. It's blue skies and clear seas for a long while, now.

FAX

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You’re too tall for that ride.

Some random player predictions:
Mahomes: 24-34, 286 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INTs
Watkins snags a TD
Erving gets raped by Ingram once on a twist/game
Houston and Ford combine for 3 sacks
Nelson grabs his first career INT

He'll like that

To be fair, i started mr mahomes first gameday thread vs denver. [emoji1745]

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ROFLROFLROFL

hmm interesting.

Armani Watts gets a pick tomorrow.

I'm going to bed around 5am so I get up with around three hours to kill prior to kick off. My only gripe is; I have a bust ass week this week.

If he does I will have a 'no-hands' jizz moment.

I swear I am and we're taking pics

Just cool it with the numbered emojis - nobody knows what that means here - this isn't instagram

Apologies good sir. I assumed most are on mobile phones and see them. I kneel before your grace.

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Yessszzz

:toast:

Dilly Dilly

I figured that was a lingo issue between desktop x mobile. No apologies necessary good sir. I'd have detected that sooner (prior to your indication) had I not been knee deep into the fire ball.

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i can't believe how many planeteers are NOT posting tonight - color me disappoint.

if the chiefs win, then it's a great week for you regardless.. wouldn't that be nice :D

Acid's full on now my babies. I love you all.

Yeah we need more peeps posting




I'm pumped for this game like never before

:toast:

Dilly Dilly

I think my cat is dying though. For real.

Give the cat an acid and it will be fine

I'm in for the win.

Just because!

This is going be a long day till game day



What's everyone cooking up


I've got pork riblets yum yum

Look for me in the stands.
I'll be the guy wearing red.

You and 20,000 other Chiefs fans i hope they outnumber Dolts

Um, guys, what's going on here?

Did you see that chicken?

apologize to Mr. FAX immediately

probably nothing astronomical - i've eaten poorly all week! Rice cakes?

With jelly?

sorry fax

WAit. But why?

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Clay can do a video with this song for us

i did, and it crossed the road all the while giving the opossum the finger :thumb:

ETA: to be fair i just popped a pain med and smoked a bowl, so i am prob seeing the same things :D

Dude. I just accidentally negged you. Sorry m8y.

I think, at least for me, that the Mahomes hype will come too a head in less than 12 making it one of the most anticipated Chief's games in maybe a decade.

Hopefully with better outcome than 1st round playoff games.

first one in years, id be heartbroken if i werent high as hell ROFL

I'm on vacation in St Augustine and am desperately trying to convince the Mrs that we should just chill at the camp site today. The fact that it doesn't start until 4 is definitely working in my favor. Wish me luck and GO CHIEFS!

Have the wife post pics of your leash...ROFLROFLROFL

My SO only has one rule about watching the game together and that's changing venues at halftime. She has a point that watching the game with strangers is bad enough but doing so for 3 hours at the same place sucks.

In for the mutha****in' win!

Christmas morning has finally arrived!

Let's do this!

Yes, me wanting to make my wife of 21 years happy definitely means I'm "on a leash"... ****ing dumbass