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Fire Me Boy! 04-01-2018 10:25 AM

Mahomes arrested, went after a school bus with a hammer
 
https://tinyurl.com/yb3fq2nj

Quote:

A woman was arrested Thursday morning after she wielded a hammer while acting aggressively toward a bus outside a Pulaski County elementary school, police reported.

Deputies with the Pulaski County sheriff's office went to Daisy Bates Elementary School at 14300 Dineen Drive south of Little Rock after getting a call about a disturbance.

Authorities spoke with a bus driver who said a woman, later identified as 31-year-old Ashley Patrice Mahomes of Little Rock, approached her bus wielding a large hammer, according to a police report.

The driver told deputies that Mahomes was acting "aggressive" and was verbally abusive, the report said.

Deputies searched Mahomes' vehicle and found a hammer as well as a small amount of marijuana in her wallet, the report said.

Mahomes was arrested at the school around 8:45 a.m. and faces a felony charge of aggravated assault and a misdemeanor charge of possession of a controlled substance.

She was being held at the Pulaski County jail Friday without bail.

A court date is scheduled for June 6.

Fire Me Boy! 04-01-2018 10:26 AM

Happy April Fool's Day everyone!

Bowser 04-01-2018 10:27 AM

Mods, going to need a ruling on this one.....

Sassy Squatch 04-01-2018 10:27 AM

LMAO

Sassy Squatch 04-01-2018 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 13498442)
Mods, going to need a ruling on this one.....

What? The thread title wasn't false.

Fire Me Boy! 04-01-2018 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 13498442)
Mods, going to need a ruling on this one.....

Aw c'mon. It's a real story, AND it's April Fool's Day. :D

Bowser 04-01-2018 10:28 AM

https://media.makeameme.org/created/...use-mjy4hz.jpg

MTG#10 04-01-2018 10:29 AM

Dumb

Munson 04-01-2018 10:30 AM

Ban!

KCUnited 04-01-2018 10:32 AM

You should also post this in the Mahomes thread :)

Easy 6 04-01-2018 10:37 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yPIikUpxI7g" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Chief Northman 04-01-2018 10:48 AM

LOL.

stumppy 04-01-2018 10:48 AM

You know what's so cool about this thread?
As soon as I read the title I knew it was not about our Mahomes. I already knew our QB wouldn't be involved in this kind of shit.

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-01-2018 10:49 AM

Patrick Mahomes involved in armed robbery

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/15/patric...bbed-gunpoint/

Buehler445 04-01-2018 10:54 AM

Well played.

TLO 04-01-2018 10:56 AM

https://t7.rbxcdn.com/ca1d6a1c09062c480ea4ae7365060566

srvy 04-01-2018 10:57 AM

http://rs151.pbsrc.com/albums/s149/M...h=210&fit=crop

Hammock Parties 04-01-2018 11:01 AM

Patrick Mahomes identified as the phantom shitter

Quote:

USA -- Patrick Mahomes, commonly known as the "Phantom Sh*tter", is currently being held in custody and is facing charges of 14 counts of public indecency for defecating in public.

When questioned, Mahomes replied with, "Yes, it was I who shat in the shower."

Mahomes frequently used fecal matter as a way of bringing attention to issues he felt strong about. Mahomes was easily identified by his trademark signature, "P.S." or "Phantom Sh*tter", always signed at the bottom of every note left behind.

If convicted, Mahomes could be facing a sentence of up to 6 months in jail and $5,000 fine.

Best22 04-01-2018 11:11 AM

Romper this shit

Chiefspants 04-01-2018 11:18 AM

It's April Fools, let's get weird.

stumppy 04-01-2018 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 13498525)
It's April Fools, let's get weird.

No touching

Over Yonder 04-01-2018 11:23 AM

You know what I hate about pissin, all the time it takes.

First, I have to unroll it, then pee, then roll it back up:(

Do they make an electric motor that will fit in your britches? I know fire trucks have something similar :hmmm:






:D

BigRedChief 04-01-2018 11:28 AM

Well it was full of Broncos fans.

In58men 04-01-2018 11:30 AM

Boy, I sure do miss DeBerg. ;)

WhawhaWhat 04-01-2018 11:41 AM

https://sportsnaut.com/wp-content/up...823_lowres.jpg

Hammock Parties 04-01-2018 11:43 AM

BAN!

Discuss Thrower 04-01-2018 11:45 AM

BAN. HIS. ASS.

Frazod 04-01-2018 11:46 AM

God I hate April Fools Day. 4321

Easy 6 04-01-2018 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 13498525)
It's April Fools, let's get weird.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 13498529)
No touching

Theres only one rule... no condoms

Hammock Parties 04-01-2018 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 13498601)
Theres only one rule... no condoms

I'm a biker living in london UK, and i've discovered 3 major ways of pozzing up unsuspecting negs. the first i discovered by accident when i was ****ing a guy and the condom broke. i said i was sorry, and i was. but later on it made me smile. then i was doing another guy, and the condom broke when i put it on. i ****ed him anyway, feeling guilty and horny as hell at the same time. then i started pricking the rubbers in their packets, so that when i started ****ing, they'd split. but this doesn't always work, so now, to be extra sure, i go to clubs with a pair of nail scissors, pick up a handfull of condoms, go to the loo (john), sit down and carefully cut open the packets, remove the condoms and snip a bit off the tip. the i roll it back up and slide it back into the packet. then i look for guys who are into safer sex only. i've done 100's of guys using this method over the years.

the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being ****ed by a guy in bike leathers and crash helmet, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i **** them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a biker mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his ****. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

ptlyon 04-01-2018 12:20 PM

SWORD FIGHT!!!

RealSNR 04-01-2018 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 13498446)
What? The thread title wasn't false.

The thread titles on these things are never false. That's not what causes people to get nuthooks for this kind of shit.

Up to the mods, but I say he's guilty.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-01-2018 12:27 PM

:clap:

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-01-2018 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13498615)
I'm a biker living in london UK, and i've discovered 3 major ways of pozzing up unsuspecting negs. the first i discovered by accident when i was ****ing a guy and the condom broke. i said i was sorry, and i was. but later on it made me smile. then i was doing another guy, and the condom broke when i put it on. i ****ed him anyway, feeling guilty and horny as hell at the same time. then i started pricking the rubbers in their packets, so that when i started ****ing, they'd split. but this doesn't always work, so now, to be extra sure, i go to clubs with a pair of nail scissors, pick up a handfull of condoms, go to the loo (john), sit down and carefully cut open the packets, remove the condoms and snip a bit off the tip. the i roll it back up and slide it back into the packet. then i look for guys who are into safer sex only. i've done 100's of guys using this method over the years.

the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being ****ed by a guy in bike leathers and crash helmet, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i **** them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a biker mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his ****. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

:shake:

Chiefshrink 04-01-2018 12:41 PM

Good One !!:clap:

Simply Red 04-01-2018 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 13498525)
It's April Fools, let's get weird.

pics?

NJChiefsFan 04-01-2018 01:18 PM

I accept it on April fools day.

beach tribe 04-01-2018 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13498615)
I'm a biker living in london UK, and i've discovered 3 major ways of pozzing up unsuspecting negs. the first i discovered by accident when i was ****ing a guy and the condom broke. i said i was sorry, and i was. but later on it made me smile. then i was doing another guy, and the condom broke when i put it on. i ****ed him anyway, feeling guilty and horny as hell at the same time. then i started pricking the rubbers in their packets, so that when i started ****ing, they'd split. but this doesn't always work, so now, to be extra sure, i go to clubs with a pair of nail scissors, pick up a handfull of condoms, go to the loo (john), sit down and carefully cut open the packets, remove the condoms and snip a bit off the tip. the i roll it back up and slide it back into the packet. then i look for guys who are into safer sex only. i've done 100's of guys using this method over the years.

the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being ****ed by a guy in bike leathers and crash helmet, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i **** them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a biker mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his ****. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

Dude...

God.



Just .......

baitism 04-01-2018 01:43 PM

Reminds me of my Moss to KC thread years ago. Good times.

Hammock Parties 04-01-2018 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 13498686)
Dude...

God.



Just .......

i'd love to go after your school bus...with my hammer...


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