When you were a N00B
 

So, we were all N00bs at some point , yeah, I still am, lol. What and who do you remember treating you well or like shit when you were a noob?

My first experience was Donger asking if I liked monkeys. I didn't answer him because I was sure it let to somewhere where I'd be shamed somehow. LOL at Donger. What you got?

My first encounter with Dane the thread.

Founders were never n00bs, n00b. :harumph:

I was upset that Chiefs Planet was mocking Jay Cutler's diabetes and The Talking Can told me to stfu and that my mom was an ashtray.

Shut up. You left forever and came back. You are a Noob to me

:sulk:


LMAO

My first few posts generated about 3-4 neg reps.

I lurked for years and learned how things worked around here before posting. It was a pretty smooth transition.

Skip Towne was the most welcoming when I started.

one of my first posts, or threads ( I can't remember), I asked about changing the transmission fluid in in manual transmission in my jeep.

Bwana hazed me a bit for being a dumbass, but nothing too bad.

I felt the Brunt of Dane once for suggesting/asking why players just didn't ditch their agents and hire a good attorney to work their contracts etc, but never really ever had a problem with him since etc.


those are the only two times I felt some noob hazing.

You'll always be a n00b to me:D

MOHillbilly was cool as shit to me when I signed up.

This more or less, although I still appropriately consider myself a n00b.

Nobody treated me well. Dane, Hamas and Reaper were the brutal towards me.

way back at the star board...wasn't really hazed. bwana and dole(different name) were both pretty cool to me. iowanian, extremechief, chitown...
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1995-97 on the KCStar BB counts :D

LewDog and Cabletech were both very nice when I joined, If I recall correctly.

Joey and Pawnmower razzed the hell out of me, badly. LMAO

The guy that told me to check the site out razzed me for being a n00b on my first post.

Really? I don't remember this. The only n00b I remember giving a lot of shit to (aside from Patriots trolls and jerkoffs) was Sauto, but that was TIC, and it molded his spine into a bar of iron, which is why he's now a mod.

Sofa King was using an image of Peyton Manning in a Chiefs uniform that I'd photoshopped as his avatar. I commented that I'd created it and got a bunch of positive rep. I was treated kindly, for the most part, upon my arrival.

I caught the tail-end of the Barry saga and I was pretty critical of him back in the day, so he used to flame the shit out of me PM.

I also remember FAX seeming weird af but in a nice way.

And SR telling me I seemed nice for the first time.

Ghostof & Skip both told me to stfu.

Skip never gave me any shit. I think it is because I was a KU fan.

I was gang raped with Neg Rep for the first six months. I still have pain sometimes sitting at the CP alter.

Fax was the first person to send me a friend request. Miss that guy.

Are you still interested?

LMAO

Found this place after the Chiefs season was over in 2004 to a resounding thud.


I was the epitome of a full fledged homer. Holy shit was I in for a shock and ultimately a healthy change to see this team for what it really is.

This place was ruthless, Saulbadguy, Shane069 mostly. Once I met Saul, it made me laugh out loud, literally. ROFL

Oh, and yeah Donger asked me if I washed my legs. Beerme was very nice as was Phil.

I still have no ****ing idea why I am still here but I have learned to make some pretty good smoked ribs.

FireMeBoy! had the greatest backhand.

You are smart, unlike me. I posted as soon as I found it on a google search. :cuss:

And it's actually thanks to Clay that I learned more about football.

Clay taught me how to love a man.

Well, he was right

Sheeeit, y'all are nice.
On the other hand, all these dam donk and fade fans can eabad.

Wait, you're supposed to wash them?

LMAO

I was never a newb... Transplant from the old Star board days over to here. I remember Austin Chief polling the star board for website names in order to eventually register ChiefsPlanet.

I don't remember any specific hazing or anything like that. I was pretty homerific. Pretty sure my first post was singing the praises of Downfield Damon.

Yeah, I like monkeys. I like them alot

:D You had a thread going about at the time I joined.

Of course I had no ****ing clue why you asked me the question and didn't see the thread until much later.

It sure caught me off guard but kind of gave me a hint about the general atmosphere of the board.

I got into a dust-up with Logical/Jim about something not long after joining. Later I organized a tailgate in San Diego and we buried the hatchet. Also met Big Daddy and his wife at that tailgate.

I lurked for most of the end of the pioli era (came in as a drinker) watched it crashing and burning went to the blackout game, then felt like I'd earned my stripes asand began posting a little. Mostly lurk.

I feel old knowing that my n00b time was served on the old KC Star board. The only thing I remember about my first few days there was thinking that the message board would be similar to a chat room and the responses would all be short. I vaguely remember Titus giving me flack about having really short posts of 5 words or less.

ROFL

Damnit. You're still here?

One of the first 3 reps I received was a positive rep from Skip that he intended to be negative.

I tangled with Skip quite a bit early on, ended up joining forces with him a few years later to put that miserable POS Pioli Zombie at the very bottom of the rep list. Those were the good ol' days of CP.

Who the hell are you?

I'll make up for that now. :evil:

efffing right, doggie!!! nice guys DO finish last!!!


sports racer gave me some neg REP over being a n00b. but hes awol so eff him in quesadilla joes ashtray. rest of the crew was entertaining if nothing else.

Hey, luv's here too!

You'll get no more moment by moment commentary on your storm video's from me!

I had a pretty bumpy ride, my rep was in the red quite a bit from N00b hazing...

here is a snapshot of part of one fateful day where I asked a seemingly innocent (in my mind) question about how the rep system worked...

Needless to say I found out how it worked that day

http://i.imgur.com/aMbAfG1.png

Whitlock Interview with... 06-21-2007 10:00 PM HemiEd Welcome to the planet! nice post.




My very first rep was from HemiEd & I talked about LJ and then I said "Whitlock can kiss my A$$"

LMAO Saulbadguy "Test"

Me and Dane hit it off well out the gate. LMAO

I admit that I have stolen the SOVIET CHRISTMAS!! comment and will neg rep noobs with it whenever i can

who was the poster who would leave random neg rep to people with absurd comments? it was a right of passage / honor to get one from him.

Redrum, the guy was a tool. I remember he pissed off MoHillbilly who in turn pretty much make it his goal to hunt him down and lay a beating on him. He hasn't been seen again.

a tool indeed. but some of his neg reps made me laugh. usually just because they were so random / off topic.

Phobia gave me rep with this comment:

So you have really hot eyes and most of your hair that you've colored nicely. I can tell you're about 30 lbs overweight and that you've been divorced twice. We can use you in a future Sonic commercial so long as you have no food allergies.

It took me 7 months to receive my first neg rep. It was from jspchief telling me my comment was in poor taste. I made a joke about a plane crash..

That's an understatement. I used to complain to the mods constantly about his pm's and they just wrote it off as him being Redrum. I put him on ignore. Guy was scum. The fact that so many on here loved him makes me shudder.

Pawnmower welcomed me with a neg rep. I hold no bad feelings. Just had to learn how to handle myself here.

I thought all of your comments are in poor taste. :p

A lot of these old timers I recognize from the Star talkback before it went away. In fact wasn't that what started this forum?

I don't remember when I left the star board. Somewhere around 1998ish. Stumbled across CP in 04... Signed up in 05. Was the star board still going in 2003 time frame?

Didn't you start out as "Luv to write" or "Luv to read"?

Hey, sometimes I have some funny posts too. Those posts are usually in poor taste as well....

I have no idea when that ended I just remember that one dude who was obsessed with Todd Haley's swinger wife.

redrum

I was luv2rite. Everyone called me luv. I tried a different name when I worked second shift and mainly posted overnights. I think it was Insomniac. Everyone still called me luv, so, when I requested to have it changed back, I just had them shorten it to luv.

Gotcha, knew it was something like that. We joined the same month. Endelt260 kept the place pretty darn entertaining.

***edit***I remember slayer and gochiefs having a peach fuzz growing contest or something like that. It was kind of creepy.

Puppy Puts Pensacola... 09-09-2004 04:01 PM....... jspchief....
You're a redneck, uneducated piece of shit


My very first rep. He ck'd the wrong box. It was positive. ROFL

ROFL

OTWP was rough too.

He used to give me TONS of shit about me stating that the rams were leaving for LA the second they could. He said i was dead wrong. I knew it was happening in 2005...

Ooops...ROFL.

but i was all for signing lecharles Bentley and he told me i was a ****ing idiot.

He was right that time.

Here's a rep comment from redrum. ROFL


Moooo.... 09-07-2006 12:06 PM Redrum_69
Ive been with Luv and all i got was a cowbell and a free quart of milk

There were a lot of creepy night crew people...lol.

When converting to one security product to another, part of the process was to load the new database with the old. So I could peruse the file it made to load. One of our high ranking manager's password was luv2****.

me too, and it was my first message board experience.

Holy ****.

Willie Roaf not done... 08-03-2006 03:50 PM Redrum_69

YOur mom is like an arcade machine..random people stop by to play with her by using a joystick and mashing a bunch of buttons together, she'll take on one to four players at a time and never gives any satisfaction back for the small investment