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Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:18 PM
****Mr. Flopnuts "I'm ****ing hammered" thread****
 
Going to try to condense my alcoholism and dumbassery in one thread. For you. Because I'm "The People's" mod. Post your drunken rants in here!

TimBone 02-23-2015 06:18 PM
Q

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:19 PM
I'm hoping to post in every thread but this one. Hahaha!

Bugeater 02-23-2015 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11343750)
Q
**** Q

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:20 PM
Who needs casino cash? Redistribution of wealth time!

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11343753)
**** Q
Try fu-q.

TimBone 02-23-2015 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343755)
Who needs casino cash? Redistribution of wealth time!
Fill me up.

TimBone 02-23-2015 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11343753)
**** Q
Y?

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:21 PM
This is totally a 5000 post thread. Lulz

Bugeater 02-23-2015 06:21 PM
I would like to be independently wealthy

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11343757)
Fill me up.
I'm sorry. You're not broke enough. THANKS, OBAMA!

Bugeater 02-23-2015 06:22 PM
Oh, we have to be broke? BRB

TimBone 02-23-2015 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343762)
I'm sorry. You're not broke enough. THANKS, OBAMA!
Punishing a man for good cash management?

A system designed to fail.

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11343764)
Oh, we have to be broke? BRB
If I pass out before you run dry, it's not my fault! #ThatsWhatSheSaid

In58men 02-23-2015 06:24 PM
Dumb

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11343768)
Punishing a man for good cash management?

A system designed to fail.
THANKS, OBAMA!

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 11343770)
Dumb
You know what I like about Bakersfield?

Discuss Thrower 02-23-2015 06:46 PM
My power hour thread was SO much better

Baby Lee 02-23-2015 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343756)
Try fu-q.
QQQQ - 4Q

lewdog 02-23-2015 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343772)
You know what I like about Bakersfield?
I'm not sure anyone likes Bakersfield? :hmmm:

lewdog 02-23-2015 06:50 PM
What did you drink?

HemiEd 02-23-2015 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343755)
Who needs casino cash? Redistribution of wealth time!
A while back about 11 million was relieved from me for some reason and I am still trying to get over it. I have lost countless hours of sleep wondering what happened.

Ming the Merciless 02-23-2015 06:55 PM
i will do whatever you want on vocaroo for casino cash

Eleazar 02-23-2015 06:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MGrD6.gif

-King- 02-23-2015 06:59 PM
If people really want casino cash, I'll transfer all mine to the first person who wants it.

Sofa King 02-23-2015 07:00 PM
I demand cash and that you feed my goldfish.

Rausch 02-23-2015 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343755)
Who needs casino cash? Redistribution of wealth time!
I didn't now they turned the casino back on...

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11343750)
Q
Q

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080...855772&pid=1.7

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 11343797)
I'm not sure anyone likes Bakersfield? :hmmm:
He's drinking, it's different.

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -King- (Post 11343822)
If people really want casino cash, I'll transfer all mine to the first person who wants it.
I still don't get Casino Cash.

BigRedChief 02-23-2015 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343748)
Going to try to condense my alcoholism and dumbassery in one thread. For you. Because I'm "The People's" mod. Post your drunken rants in here!
You seem nice.

















































When sober :Poke:

HemiEd 02-23-2015 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11343852)
I still don't get Casino Cash.
you will need an 8 x 10 glossy

BigRedChief 02-23-2015 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11343852)
I still don't get Casino Cash.
The only time I used it was for bribe money during the NOTY contests.

Discuss Thrower 02-23-2015 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343748)
I'm "The People's" mod!
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xnYsIn_h6WY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BucEyedPea 02-23-2015 07:15 PM
I'm a tad tipsy from the wine I've been drinkin' while I cook.

Sweet Daddy Hate 02-23-2015 07:16 PM
IN for the drunken rants.

The Franchise 02-23-2015 07:17 PM
Bam.

Rausch 02-23-2015 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11343845)
http://thechristiannerd.files.wordpr.../2011/09/q.jpg

Discuss Thrower 02-23-2015 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11343872)
http://41.media.tumblr.com/87c7868b8...icbo1_1280.jpg

Bufkin 02-23-2015 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11343861)
The only time I used it was for bribe money during the NOTY contests.
Why would you bribe the n00bs? I thought the opposite was supposed to happen.

If I was a n00b vying for NOTY, I would offer 40,000 dollars in casino cash with 20 percent equity. I would also allow a 2 million dollar line of credit. This gives you the opportunity to enter into a finance agreement while not giving a significant amount of your company away.

Coochie liquor 02-23-2015 07:34 PM
Naked Turtle rum time! I'm not gonna do, what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and FLIP OUT MAN...I just have one question.... Who's comin with me??? C'mon maaaan.... WHO'S comin with me?? Jan.... Thank you Jan!!!

NewChief 02-23-2015 07:34 PM
It started dumping snow on the commute. Wrestling practice got cancelled for the kids due to snow, so I could actually cook something at home for the family. Cooked up some tacos and decided to break my "no drinking during the week" to celebrate the snow by drinking a couple of beers.

Now it's looking like school may be cancelled tomorrow, so I may move on to a laphroig or two.

BucEyedPea 02-23-2015 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11343761)
I would like to be independently wealthy
That is sooooo SEXY in a man! Hubba-Hubba!

MTG#10 02-23-2015 07:44 PM
Stop drinking and smoke weed instead flop, your liver will thank you.

Sofa King 02-23-2015 07:57 PM
He must have passed out

KCUnited 02-23-2015 08:00 PM
Got to do something to stay warm during the winners.

Gonzo 02-23-2015 08:14 PM
The Great Gonzo sees into the future...
Yes, YES!!! I see a thread soon to follow this one.
It says... Wait for it... Waaaaiiiitttt.

THATS IT!


"Guess who has two thumbs and no working liver?"

lewdog 02-23-2015 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 11343997)
The Great Gonzo sees into the future...
Yes, YES!!! I see a thread soon to follow this one.
It says... Wait for it... Waaaaiiiitttt.

THATS IT!


"Guess who has two thumbs and no working liver?"
TOO SOON????

:shrug:

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 11343860)
you will need an 8 x 10 glossy
Yeah, that might help...

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 08:29 PM
Rep...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11343872)

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 08:29 PM
I promise it's beer....

http://fiftyonefiftyone.com/blog/wp-...n_beer_400.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 02-23-2015 08:31 PM
You people don't seem nice! :( SR is gone it would appear...

stevieray 02-23-2015 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11344062)
You people don't seem nice! :( SR is gone it would appear...
???

vailpass 02-23-2015 08:34 PM
Maker's neat here. Cheers Flop.

Buzz 02-23-2015 08:35 PM
Props to Flops, he's a good dude, not to enable but I may have gas.

Sweet Daddy Hate 02-23-2015 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11344062)
You people don't seem nice! :( SR is gone it would appear...
I love SR, but I find it somewhat troubling the ways in which the cheese can immediately slide off of his CP cracker at times.

Buzz 02-23-2015 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams (Post 11344084)
I love SR, but I find it somewhat troubling the ways in which the cheese can immediately slide off of his CP cracker at times.
Um, and how would that be any different from anyone else that posts on this board... might want to get off the high horse.

Sweet Daddy Hate 02-23-2015 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11344110)
Um, and how would that be any different from anyone else that posts on this board... might want to get off the high horse.

It's not, but rarely do people storm off. I don't get it; this place is just fun and games to me. :shrug:

wazu 02-23-2015 08:46 PM
I'm just posting to see how much casino cash I have.

ChiliConCarnage 02-23-2015 08:46 PM
Dad? Is that you?

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 08:50 PM
Water... Yay, just ****ing YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

threebag 02-23-2015 09:00 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...d151884a10.jpg

wazu 02-23-2015 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 11344169)
This was the better avatar, btw.

Bowser 02-23-2015 09:02 PM
Hey, I'll take a cool 100 million in casino cash. I've got a bitch of a blackjack habit.

threebag 02-23-2015 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wazu (Post 11344173)
This was the better avatar, btw.
Lol, yep it will find its way back soon...

Buzz 02-23-2015 09:08 PM
Who has two thumbs, ate enchiladas Saturday, fried chicken yesterday and drank more beer than drunk before an AA meeting with gas so bad he can clear a room with the lift of a butt cheek?

































This guy.

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 11344186)
Lol, yep it will find its way back soon...
****er!

Bowser 02-23-2015 09:16 PM
I hope Buzz doesn't have to take a crowded elevator up to his job.

Buzz 02-23-2015 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11344218)
I hope Buzz doesn't have to take a crowded elevator up to his job.
I tend to start in the break room and crop dust back to my office, that way there is no clear culprit.

Marcellus 02-23-2015 09:39 PM
Is Flop passed out yet?

Buzz 02-23-2015 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 11344301)
Is Flop passed out yet?

Check the fridge, if Gonzo is eating his lunch, then yes.

eDave 02-23-2015 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11343912)
Stop drinking and smoke weed instead flop, your liver will thank you.
Why not both?

Met up with the ex, had some sushi, a couple of Sapporo's and a Mai Tai. Then went to help her with a photo shoot. A Romanian girl. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. For real.

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11344373)
Why not both?

Met up with the ex, had some sushi, a couple of Sapporo's and a Mai Tai. Then went to help her with a photo shoot. A Romanian girl. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. For real.
Pics (LOL, don't say you don't have any!!!), or GTFO!

Buzz 02-23-2015 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11344373)
Why not both?

Met up with the ex, had some sushi, a couple of Sapporo's and a Mai Tai. Then went to help her with a photo shoot. A Romanian girl. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. For real.
Will need pics...

GloryDayz 02-23-2015 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11344383)
Will needs pics...
Q

eDave 02-23-2015 10:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11344380)
Pics (LOL, don't say you don't have any!!!), or GTFO!
I'll see if she will send me some proofs. She usually does, or did, for my opinion.

If you wanna see the ex, I'll post that up.

Buzz 02-23-2015 10:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11344380)
Pics (LOL, don't say you don't have any!!!), or GTFO!

or this.

Buzz 02-23-2015 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11344384)
Q
R

crazycoffey 02-23-2015 10:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343755)
Who needs casino cash? Redistribution of wealth time!
What's the exchange rate?

crazycoffey 02-23-2015 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11343756)
Try fu-q.
Red card for filter evasion


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