Anyone Drinking already?
 

Been along year. Can't wait until 2015. 2014 was the worst year I have ever had. Lost jobs. Lost GF. Man it has been rough, but oh well it's time to get your drink on right? Time to be awesome!

I got wasted last night

Chocolate Wasted?

I'm still at work. No one from management is here to tell us we can leave early today. The person responsible for choosing up shop isn't the type to make an executive decision like that.

So no, I have not started drinking yet. But I want to more and more with each passing minute here at work.

What a pussy its Christmas eve its not like they'll fire the guy for sending you home early.

Fatty wasted...

It shouldn't even come down to that. We have been trying to find out about today and Friday for a couple of weeks and could never get a straight answer. Originally we were to be off on Friday. Then we had some jobs come in and it was going to depend on where those stood at the time. The time has come and still no word. I guess we'll be getting calls later today or tomorrow. :rolleyes:

Sorry about your year.

Hope the hangover isn't your first gift on Christmas.

I am being snarky. I am not drinking, but I know the type of people who get all huffy and puffy because things didn't go their way and get down on christmas. This is being satire of those people.

I had a glass of red wine by 10am!

Im thinking about cracking open a bottle of coffee stout...

Just made a batch of a concoction we call "Adios Mother****er". My father in law and I will be pretty drunk in a few hours. I hope my son doesn't get any gifts that have some assembly required.

Well hopefully they don't this year and can enjoy the miracle of Christmas. Or at the bare minimum be a happy drunk.

Nothing says merry Christmas than a batch of adios mother****ers.


I heard they will be serving something similar at the midnight church services.

predictable

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That might be the only way to get me to go back to church. Adios mother****ers would definitely help wash down those shitty crackers they serve.

Otter punching in as I type

Not drinking yet. Bout to run by my dad's and smoke a blunt.

Yep.

Just started. Celebrating getting this 4 month holiday season over with.

I might have a couple tonight but I can't get wasted because I'm on call. But after that I'm off until Jan 2 so I will be going on a 7 day bender.

been there, did that more times than I care to discuss. awesome, here I come

cheers

drink up bitches

We've got six boys so we already opened presents. Sixth glass by boulevard, engaged. Merry Christmas all..

:doh!:that's going to become a hell of a little-league budget

Nada. Sitting here in the dry house since Sunday with nary a beer.

Bob Dole just got a Christmas card from his liver.

how nice of you to leave the rest of the booze to us:)

Shiner premium and boulevard. I'm set

Vodka and cranberry in about 3 hours

Christmas is just another day.

Time to binge.

Oskar Blues Ten Fidy listening to this newest King Dude. I really want to hate this guy, but I keep coming back to it.

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I don't know if it's because I'm drunk, but every time I excuse myself to go to the bathroom I say "adios mf-ers" and my FIL and I both start laughing. I don't think it should be funny, but for some reason we both find it hilarious.

YES. Forgot Egg Nog. Damn.

:LOL:

The key to those crackers is bringing some cheese whiz. Nothing, and I mean nothing, unites me with the holy spirit more than cheese whiz.

I've fasted and eaten salads every day for a week and and a half to enjoy chicken and ribs for dinner and a half gallon of Makers Mark for Christmas Eve and Christmas.

You should totally drive that Lexus home now LMAO

Had to work all day today and again tomorrow.

You guys really need to slow down on the Bacon , I need a ****ing break.

Yeah, **** it. I took tomorrow off.

On the bright side the harder we make you work, the quicker you kill us.

Try not to shoot anybody on the way home. :evil:

By the way, I'm drunk as hell. Just told my FIL that I plan on showing his daughter my Festivus pole tonight and we plan on naked wrestling for the feats of strength. For some reason he didn't find that too funny.

I'm pretty sure, married or not or at any age I'd not be cool with a guy telling me he's going to nail my daughter.

Well, adios mother****er!

His response after he thought about it for a while was, "I taught my daughter not to sleep with drunk guys."

My response, "well, you obviously taught her that after she graduated from college."

It's going to be awkward at the breakfast table in the morning. :D

LMAO

LMAO

Not yet, but I have 2 bottles of Evan Williams egg nog tempting me

How is women like bacon? Both smell good, taste good and are slowly killing men

Shoukd've just said, "oh, it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard". Then under your breath say, "I'll take something I never say to my wife for $1000, alex."

Don't blame you. They could only tempt a couple 15 year old future sorority girls into their first drink since strawberry hill......

I got a big ass bottle of nog and some brandy


If I didn't have a miserable cold , I might dent it

Just settled down with a glass of scotch watching Christmas Story until the kids fall asleep so I can wrap presents. Cheers.

About 10oz of wild turkey 101.

But you made it young man. No matter what, you made it. So have a toast, but no need to tie one on, you already beat a bad year.

That bar looks familiar. Merry Christmas

Not enough

You're going to **** her on the breakfast table? Yeah, that might piss him off.

...

You should come back for another visit.


This morning, it's not your mosa its mimosa

Had Rum Chata for the first time last night. Tasty stuff. Not something I'd drink all the time.

Got a party on Saturday. I have a fully stocked liquor cabinet with just about every kind available. What kind of drinks do you guys like to serve at parties? Any opinions?

heres the public stash. More out in the garage.

I'm working on a half gallon of Makers Mark, not sure when I'll get started today but it'll be 5 o'clock somewhere!

A new K cup machine any favorites?

That guy? he sucks ass, how depressing.

If you absolutely have to listen to some kind of soul crushing hardcore satanist music on Christmas day, then atleast go with a band like Ghost.

Cappuccino seems pretty fun, I have an older Tassimo maker (hard to find stuff for it these days - usually Amazon now!!), but if I don't have to go to Starbucks, I save all that bail money!

I can't tell the difference between Wal-Mart's and Starbuck's shoppers, they both turn me into likes-to-fight guy...

Hell yes! I likes beer.. and am depressed... no Christmas card from Alex... probably threw one in the mail for me, but missed. :deevee:

What do you have against Islays? :p

A grungy Tom Waits with his own highly successful satanic clothing line... even Kanye owns a hat from the guy, wow!

A great musician/piece of human sludge, wouldnt want to even stand next to this guy and his "crew".

My wife likes the McCafe from McDonalds coffee.

Cameron's breakfast blend and donut shop both are good. Plus they are made with a filter not just a plastic cup.

Who isn't?

Oh yeah, I'm well in... the kids were here last night and left about 9 today, so I've had plenty of time to get warm and fuzzy.

I'm just glad to not be part of KCU's inner circle, listening to some hardcore luciferian/satanist on a day like today.

Most depressing. Christmas. Ever.

Agreed. I was good until 5 then my family left and my kids left for their mom's. Sitting home alone all Christmas evening blows.

So where are you tonight, basking in the glow of people who find Aleister Crowley an INCREDIBLY fascinating individual?

What I know says that yes, you've had a hard run among hard people... but it can only define you as far as you let it.

People that listen to king dude and ghost and whoever else... they're going to TELL you that they have no problems with you, that they understand all of the bullshit to a point, just enough of a point to sound legal.

I'm a TERRIBLE witness, but if you're feeling uneasy around all of that darkness worshipping, pm me and I will put you in touch with a guy that understands it very well.

If you're listening to King Dude right now, that guy is trying to suck you down into the same hole he occupys... I GUARANTEE that just like Crowley, he will die ALONE AND BROKE WITH NO FRIENDS.

And no God to care for him.

Yeah this guys posing for sure but at least he's not in costume.

Psssht, anyone wanting to see posing should just spend 2-3 hours looking up King Dude like I did several months ago.ss

His highly successful clothing line is out there for anyone to see, look it up... dudes a creepy mfer. Anyone listening to him is someone I feel bad for, all you gotta do is find a good picture of him and look in his eyes.

I was actually thinking of getting a good bottle of that stuff when the McCallan ran out.

That would be I. Perhaps because I feel like shit still from last night, perhaps I just don't feel like it, but mostly because I just don't feel like it.

I'll be on guard tonight, give me salt.

I love cards against humanity