A proposition for Hootie
 

So you have harassed the shit out of me lately. Making me truly regret supporting the mods lifting your permaban. You have gone out of your way to be a raging douche bag, even calling for my banning from the Royals Giants Gdt even though I have been nothing but respectful in those threads.

So, here is your chance.

Royals win, I leave forever. I'll even take an IP ban.

Giants win, you leave forever. Or at least until you slimily create a mult and weasel your way back again.

Put up our shut up. Be the hero CP needs.

Now I make this bet fully expecting the Royals to win. You clearly think the Royals are unbeatable. Do you have the guts?

I have enjoyed Hootie this year but don't enjoy your talking about your numerous sports teams.

MODS, CAN WE GET A BAN ON THIS GUY STARTING THREADS LIKE THIS THAT CLOUD UP OUR MESSAGE BOARD DURING THE WORLD SERIES? ALSO, HE CREATES TOO MANY POSTS IN ROYALS THREADS AS WELL SO JUST BAN HIM FROM THOSE TOO.

THANKS
/ALL ROYALS FANS ON CP.

Like who? I talked about the giants now because it's relevant and the chiefs.

Wtf are you babbling about. You can get in on the bet too ass hat.

YOU BETTER ****ING TAKE THIS BET HOOTIE

You can take it for him.

I DON'T MAKE DUMB BETS WITH DUMMIES.

Again. I called you out on your lies. Don't be scurred.

WHY DO YOU ROOT FOR THE CHIEFS WHEN THE 49ERS ARE CLEARLY BETTER?

DO YOU THINK YOUR TEAM CAN BEAT THE DONKEYS THIS SUNDAY?

My team is playing the jags.......

Who I don't talk about here. The only time I talked about the 49ers was during chiefs niners week. I don't even talk alex Smith any more.

If you have a problem with me discussing giants Royals when the two are playing in the world series, that's just your problem. I only entered the Royals threads when they played the giants.

This is way over blown. I have never even had a problem with you. I don't want or need the drama. This is an easy way to get rid of me.

Message board ban bets are stupid.

I agree. He has been asking for my ban for over a month.

I'm just making it easy for him.

Even if you win the bet Hootie won't honor it. He's been permabanned more than anyone on the site except for GoChiefs and TomCash. You have nothing to gain and "everything" to lose.

Lucky for Hootie you supported the mods lifting the ban.

**** Hootie.

First off, I'm not going to jinx the Royals in any way, shape or form.

Secondly, I've literally been obsessed with the Chiefs, and the Chiefs only since I was a 5 year old kid living in LENEXA, KANSAS.

So no, bet not accepted. You should not post here for numerous reasons, most importantly:

YOU'RE NOT A ****ING CHIEFS FAN OR A FAN OF A DIVISION RIVAL AND NO ONE LIKES YOU OR YOUR BANDWAGON DIPSHIT CHEER FOR TEAMS IN EVERY ****ING TIME ZONE DUMB ASS

/thread

Also, don't PM me because I'll never respond to you.

No ****ing shit lol lol

I fully expect to lose, and I won't Welch, won't mult, and won't return. In all honesty, I have been here just to bull shit and banter. But the personal shit, and now having two kids, I spend far too much time here any way. Gives me a reason to leave.

And now instead of having good quality baseball conversation, (my fave sport) I get into cry baby fests with hootie and his lap dog lewdog.

Enough is enough.

I'm sure my support had zero affect, and I accept that. I just had never had a problem with the guy.

Don't like Hootie? Put him on ignore.

1) If you want to leave the only thing stopping you is you.
2) You can put users on ignore. I'd bet 20% of the site has had Hootie on ignore at various times. He's like a Gremlin. Most of the time, he's well behaved, but put the mother****er in the wrong thread or get water on him and all hell breaks loose.

Haha. You're a ****ing loser.

Hahahahahahahaha

Ok, John Matrix...

I'm not going to get into this but all I've done this year is talk Royals baseball, and, to a lesser extent Chiefs football.

Be a revisionist historian all you want but let's not pretend a personal vendetta didn't have A TON to do with ALL of my bannings.

I'm still pissed off about it so I'll just leave it at that...but, clearly, based off of this entire account and 90% of the posts being Royals related...if moderators don't follow me around and antagonize me I stick to sports topics.

The one ban I deserved was squashed years ago. Coffey and I are very civil with one another. So I'm quite tired of the false narrative of my history on this website. I've been a productive member since the day you joined.

Hamas, I love it here. 95 percent of the posters here are awesome. And I know I can leave. I just don't want to leave, don't really want the drama and am sick of Hootie calling for my banning.

This was the way I right I could end it.

/thread

Nah. I prefer problem solver.

You've admitted yourself that you've tempted bannings you never intended to go through with.

"If Priest gets 20 carries I'll never post again," as one example.

Also, you are right that Phobia's vendetta with you led to many of the bannings, but there were probably a half dozen times where you agreed to certain guidelines "Short Leash Hootie" and then didn't follow through with them. As soon as you agreed to those guidelines you accepted playing by a different set of rules.

You put just as much of it on yourself as Phobia put on you. If you thought you were banned for bullshit reasons, don't agree to come back with tight standards, because you should know yourself well enough to know that you are frenetic and obnoxious.

The ignore feature does work, use it.

Omg are we really going back to that

I made a "I bet you a million dollars" tongue in cheek bet 7 ****ing years ago and you still talk about it?

That was the equivalent of me saying, "if Matheny puts Wacha in here I'm going to kill myself." And then people saying, "hey! You're a welcher!!!!" And meaning it.

Done

Didn't even take 24 hours for someone to meltdown over the series.

It's an example of you making bets you never intend to follow through with, which is why MA making a bet with you would be foolish.

You've proven that you're never going to leave this place for any extended period of time no matter what you say or do, so him saying he'll leave is idiotic, because you never would.

He's too dumb to ignore me. He just sent me another God damn PM

I'M VERY ****ING TEMPTED

I'm not even a Royals fan but I'M A FAN OF THIS.

Also, since I added on to my previous post after you responded, I'll put it here again:

Also, you are right that Phobia's vendetta with you led to many of the bannings, but there were probably a half dozen times where you agreed to certain guidelines "Short Leash Hootie" and then didn't follow through with them. As soon as you agreed to those guidelines you accepted playing by a different set of rules.

You put just as much of it on yourself as Phobia put on you. If you thought you were banned for bullshit reasons, don't agree to come back with tight standards, because you should know yourself well enough to know that you are frenetic and obnoxious.

I've gone over a year, twice, without posting. But I've always lurked. Was always upset about being banned but gave up because one person didn't want me here. It's nice that I'm here, now, though. This has been the greatest sports moment of my life...And it's been awesome participating in it with so many Royals fans all year long.

I never agreed to that. That's all a myth. I said I'd try to be more like tk13, I had no idea calling billay a douche after he called me a rapist was ban worthy.

The last time I was perma banned was during the roast thread where he admitted he did it as a joke, but then he reviewed a thread in the mod forum from way back and decided, "nevermind, no joke!" Even though, you know, I didn't do anything at all.

So, please. Don't make me relive this, because I was truly held to rules no one else has ever been held to. And, if you want to look at my post history, I challenge you to find something ban worthy I've ever done on this account.

90% Royals, 5% Chiefs, 3% General sports, 2% BS

You have two kids and are this ****ing weak? I hope your wife is gonna raise those kids with some toughness...and teaches them that team switching is the sin of all sins.

I'm glad you've had that experience. I'm sure you don't get much of a chance in Illinois to talk to other Royals fans.

But sometimes, man, just chill the **** out.

If that's the case then I apologize. It's what the board was told. If that's not true, then I'm sorry.

You should work on your priorities. I didn't switch teams you moron. I stopped following the 49ers.

Been a browns and niners fan since the 80's.

I honestly don't understand. The only times I've gone full Hootie was down the regular season stretch in Royals GDT, you know, kinda like Hamas towards Matheny

Other than that, I'm pretty "chilled the **** out."

I don't want a fake fan dipshit like MA in the WS GDTs. Don't think that's unreasonable even if it won't happen. Don't understand why you wouldn't want to post with Giants fans on a Giants board

The reason it's so angering is because it all stems from one incident that was cleared up years ago. It's over, though. I have no intentions on participating in that shit, anymore. Hell, I can't even talk about the Chiefs because i find the threads so infuriating with all the Alex Smith vendettas and garbage they all inevitably turn into

I'm at a crossroads here because I agree with both hootie and Hama's...

I vaguely remember reading that while it was going on. I think (and I could be wrong) that Phobia's breaking point in that whole exchange was when you made the Athan-Phobia connection references. I think it may have been a little while after you made those comments that he actually went through with it and banned you, but it just kind of came off to me as if that was the turning point...or at least where he made his decision that he was going to ban you sooner or later.

I don't think you should have been banned. I don't really know what the whole Athan-Phobia connection really is, in it's entirety (Phobia worked for Warpaint or something?), but I didn't personally agree with it. And it seemed like your banning was the spark that led to a ton of other bannings.

There is no "ending it" at CP. CP is herpes and any other lifelong STD. Once got/will always have.

LMAO

LMAO The reactions to hootie are what makes having hootie not banned so awesome.

I would like to chime in...

#1 Hamas is being a voice of reason here which is killing me :)
#2 I have seen no drama from Hootie since his return and don;t even consider this thread too much in that regards. Hopefully that continues.
#3 I like Mavericks Ace. I haven't seen him troll to any degree that is noteworthy and to go Simply Red(one of my all time favs, btw) here "he seems nice"

I'm not stepping in to do a damn thing but I would appreciate all parties chilling out a bit and enjoying the glory that is our current situation. Give Mavs Ace all the shit about his Giants that an opposing fan base deserves to give, he seems to be just fine taking it, but I see no need for us to not stay classy about it. Well, classy for CP, you know... so not really that classy at all.

Just how I feel. Take this as opinion not board policy of any kind. As always the actual mods are free to put me in my place, they are in charge.

EDIT: And now KC Native chimes in with more solid insight. What the **** is wrong tonight, I'm not drinking yet and even he is making sense. I need a drink.

Hootie>>>>>>> Mav

i hate to say this but I actually kind of agree. I really hate your avatar. I hate the name "Maverick" anything. In fact, I think they made that song, "I hate everything about you".. about you.

oh shut the **** up jewdog, you annoying bitch

you come in a pretty dam close 2nd to hootie in the most whiny gunt shithead in the Royals game threads.

I told you so
I told you so
haters gonna hate
billy butlers cum taste great!
blah,blah,blah ......

mouthy ****er

This dude is full on ****ing drama queen.

I hate Ugly Kid Joe. Hated 'em then, hate 'em now. That singer was a ****ing tard.

ROFL

Didn't know the name, haha. :#

BTW, just for clarification. The "mods" didn't really weigh in all that much. I decided to give him another chance because Hootie is a good poster who creates very little drama anymore. If there was any mod who was in the neg about him coming back it was me. However, he's proved time and again in the last few months that it was a wise decision. Hootie is a CP industry now, like Clay. Everyone bitches about them but everyone appreciates what they bring too.

Like it or not, Hootie and Clay are like the Middle East. A couple dicks but **** it, we need oil.

Well at least my baseball takes are better than yours.

This

Mav Ace>hootie

QFT

Hahahaha!! Post of the year thus far.

Couldn't find the one where he was dancing like a total douche at a vag-bleeding contest, but close enough:

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I think Clay intentionally trolls quite a bit more though.

You're reeruned. Buuuuuut, you live in Wichita, so I shouldn't expect too much.

Of ****ing course he does. He's big oil! **** him, however my truck gets 19 mpg.

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jewdog? Seriously?

Pretty creative huh?

You know what people do in game threads when Laz posts something reeruned?

Someone just replies, "consider the poster, it's Laz."

lewdog? More like spewdog. Am I right? Right?

Hootie is officially a brand.

He wants to sample Alex's man seed. That's why. I thought everyone knew that.

See, that's good!

:thumb:

Did you say a band? Cuz I think I've heard of him.

Drill baby, drill!

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I actually need clarification because I don't spend enough time in Chiefs threads. But Mav is the one who loves Alex right? I'm not confusing him with the Kaepernick guy right?