Body type: a little extra, curvy, a few extra pounds
 

Some people, just cannot except the fact, that they are indeed...ohhh what is the technical term...a "lard ass"

These SIF's are everywhere. These women need to be shamed. If you're fat, that's fine. Click the overweight option- don't try to fool me by clicking "curvy" and then make your photos look like you truly may be just a "little" bigger.

I go for THIS body type

http://s28.postimg.org/licup04u5/Patricia_Arquette.jpg


over this body type... ANY day.

http://www.blisstree.com/wp-content/..._119837176.jpg

Yeah, the look in the 2nd pic is atrocious.

I bet a BJ on the KSU/Texas game last fall with this chick that I had been talking to on POF for a while. Cute face but was great at working the "fat chick angle" with her camera. Needless to say I was not pleased when she showed up to my place.

Then she wanted to have sex and gave me a Magnum condom - I was like "what do you want me to do with this? Put my newspaper in it?"

Not my proudest moment.

The Magnum too big for ya? ;)

That's not what I'm talking about at all.

I remember when I used to use dating sites. They kind of pissed me off, they wouldn't allow people to take a who pics other than face shots. So, you had no effing idea how fat chicks were. And the options were like "athletic" "average" "curvy" "plus sized".

None of the fat asses ever used plus sized. Most of the fat asses even used "curvy". I put up one photo out of like 10 of me at the beach to depict to others my real and actual body type, and they took it down.

The skinny chick? Really? I love that body type. Absolutely love it.

I can't see the 1st pic, so don't know what that is. But I'm guessing it's some Nicki Minaj fat assed chick.

Oh well, and no offense, but don't care. It's what I thought of when I read the limited topic.. and responded.

Carry on with whatever your intent was.. interruption over now.

Remember Smoke, any selfie from an above angle is sketchy.

Also, what is a SIF?

I'm sure you'll find the appropriate curve somewhere on these drafting templates.

http://www.rexart.com/media/alvfc44_lg.gif

Coincidence, we just had a storm here the other day, lots of sticks laying on the ground from the trees in my yard. You can come **** them if you want.

You are talking about these enormous, big, blubbery fat asses who refer to themselves as having a few extra pounds, curvy or a little extra, right?

Isn't that match.com terminology or something? One of my friends used to get laid all the time using match.com, eharmony, adult friend finder and hot or not. It was impressive.

Secret Internet Fatty..I believe

Don't know, didn't try. Wasn't having sex with her!

Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?

Women like the skinny chick have no meat on their buns. Like, you could probably see that chick's bunghole if she takes off her panties...and she wouldn't even have to bend over for her bunghole to be visible. It's strange looking and disgusting, IMO.

I dunno, I don't like fat chicks by any means, but the anorexic look does absolutely nothing for me either.

Yes to both.

I'm not sure a chick can make it any more obvious that she's fat than betting oral sex on a football game.

I'd take care of that.

This is why it's cool to be a man if you have a good personality. Because being able to **** chicks really doesn't matter what you look like.

How is that?

That would be mine..it is considered to be body type......amazing

http://i.imgur.com/vs9DAnU.jpg

That Big Mac looks incredible.

Meet chicks in real life, judge them for yourself.

WINNING

Bingo

AXXXCEPT


areee youu happeeee

LMFAO

I laughed really hard I thought you were talking about putting your meat on her buns and than Rico goes how's that

I believe that's the gay body type. :D

Cuckold

Holy crap that was funny as hell

I had been drinking all day. :shrug:

It sounds like both of you may have misreported select body features in your profiles.

I used to be a guy who would only date skinny chicks until I lost weight. Now for some reason I like "a little extra." But that doesn't mean I like fat. Just curvy.

Ah yes, I forgot. Everyone has a 12" cock on CP.


But me.

I too fell prey to one who claimed to have an "average" body type on a dating site I once toyed with. I saw a pic of her from the boobs up, and she looked great, with DDs. When I saw her in person, it was a horror show. She looked like Jabba the Hut and the DDs looked tiny since her hips were about 3 feet wide. Average, what, I thought, defensive end? Can she stop the run? I went home and changed my body type to athletic from average, because if that woman was average, then I was Thor.

I'd never say I had a dick that big. I'm too modest. I'd probably describe it as "a little extra, curvy, a few extra pounds."

:clap:

I'm interested in what Ohio thinks of this subject.

If online dating had existed during my single days, my youth would have been so much different.

Underrated post.

They should adopt a mandatory screening question. For example: Does anything jiggle when you move?

I like em thick, curvy, big boned, plus sized, a few extra lbs. fat. Idk. I love pussy!! And always liked big girls! Idc what anyone else thinks!

Nothing wrong with bigger girls. Everything wrong with bigger girls lying to you and trying to make you think they are skinny.

Only my cock.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

I've always wondered whether they smell or sweat excessively during sex. Also, how do they, uh, get in cowgirl without shattering your pelvis? Finally, how do you get over the FUPA. It has got to be one of the most nutritious media for bacteria and yeast.

Look at the left arm on the guy on the right. WTF

Dual purpose.

:Lin:

so you were gonna give her a bj if you lost?

Yo ma'ma so fat she appeared in an episode of Whale Wars

And don't even get me started on oral sex. Their labia have enough insulation to incubate colonies of bacteria. How you don't gag when you crack their legs open is beyond me. I would rather suck farts out of a seagull's ass.

Curves rule.

General rule of thumb. Overweight people claim to prefer having sex with other overweight people

She said "extra" twice.....

Bring her in for a look?

I'm also certain cheese curds actually come from the armpits of morbidly obese women.

Prove it! i mean the seagull's thing!


Also, the way i see it the shit you put your hands on day in day out such as doors counters, ect ect food you eat has way more nasty ass bacteria in there then what a chick has going on!

All the ass to mouth you give up and you're complaining about this?? Keep sucking those dicks and you'll never have to find out shorty!!

What if a chick just banged a public restroom's door knob?

I'm calling cross contamination of the most vile kind.

ChiefsPlanet: where every poster's wife/girlfriend is a smoking hot model quality 10...............on a scale of 50

There is an old saying in Mexico:

How do you make a skinny girl fat? You marry her.

Always go for the skinny one, they all get bigger later.

Curvy doesn't mean fat, curvy means voluptuous. Fat is just fat.

Exactly. Because every persons definition of curvy or fat is exactly the same.

Fat or curvy?

That would be fat. Not obese or morbidly obese.. just chub. As in, needs to drop... what 40 lbs?

No scrawny sticks for me.. but I'd say your example is a little too far on the fat side too. Somewhere in between stick and your pic is ideal.

Fat. If you can see ripples or dents then its fat. If you like that then fine, but don't mistepresent.

I'll show you my bikini bridge if you show me yours.

Fat women piss me off

Fat, but not horrible fat.

Not mine. She was a curvy sexy lady before we split up. Now she's a fatty.

Serves the cheating whore right.

Definitely been there and as a result my 'wait, how big is this bitch?' trigger alerts me anytime there's a betting agreement involving sex with someone I haven't already met in person or haven't seen for a minimum of 8 months.

ROFL.....

Priceless...

That's the Dave Lane body type obviously.