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WR Wes Welker has been suspended four games for use of amphetamines
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WR Wes Welker has been suspended four games for use of amphetamines
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Filed to ESPN: Broncos WR Wes Welker has been suspended four games for use of amphetamines, per sources.</p>— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/506937895249522688">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LMAO
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Doesn't really matter, they'll still be dominant.
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LMAO LMAO
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The Donks can just have him serve those games now, right? When he would have been out of action anyway because of his concussion?
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Why not a whole season
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Doesn't matter, theyre still gonna kick the Chiefs ass.
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oops
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He is Mickey Rooney-esk in stature. Now he is hopped up on pep pills like him as well.
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ROFL, what an idiot. Better not see him suing the NFL in a few years, claiming that he didn't know that taking all of those hits and using those drugs would **** him up.
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This is such heartwarming news LMAO
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"Wes, if you want to play for me next year you need to get more speed"
"Coach Fox, umkay" |
He was probably just drinking a beer on vacation.
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Damn GNC I didn't know those vitamins were black beauties.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It'd be interesting to know when Welker tested positive. Amphetamines have no performance-enhancing value in offseason.</p>— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506940845493616640">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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The Donks are eerily similar to the cap cheating, SB winning, 1994 San Fran 49ers.
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Lmao
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He took the phrase "crank" it up for the regular season literally
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ROFL LMAO
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What a little Drug Lord...LMAO
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ROFL LMAO
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.</p>— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506942152643854337">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Loaded with all that money and he chooses the poor peoples cocaine...those concussions must be getting to him
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So much for his golden boy image. :doh!:
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cheating cheaters and their cheating bronco cheating cheaters.
Stay down, crackhead. Test the rest. test the rest. I'm positive that Manning would test positive for Doucheamine. |
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Wait, so he was rollin at the Kentucky Derby? That seems, um, weird?
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Crisco positive |
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Chicken feed is one of the funniest things I've heard for slang for crack and meth heads. Saddest too for that matter.
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Because Welker is a bronco, the only thing about this that surprises me is that when they tested him for Crank, instead of (+) or (-) I anticipated the result to read (Michael Sam)
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We'll eventually learn that he's been snorting cocaine off of Peyton Manning's forehead.
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He shouldn't begin this suspension until he is cleared from his latest concussion.
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What the ****? What a dumbass move.
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They say you can work out for longer and more intense periods. If true, some amphetamines would certainly qualify. |
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Y'know, I bet he gets his drugs from Von Miller.
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They would all test positive for equine STDs
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YES!
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https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/status/506940509005578240
Jay GlazerVerified account <s>@</s>JayGlazer Broncos have known about Wes Welker's 4 game suspension since before camp but were holding out hope on his appeal. |
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Micheal Sam will just be sitting on the PS drooling. |
Excellent news! Welker's a pain in the ass for secondaries to deal with. It will help come week 2 @ Denver. Take all the good fortune we can get. :)
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This does explain the dropsies though. Meth hands.
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I bet a month from now tony romo tests positive for roofies
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It was Molly?
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So I get it now. Marsha Brady supplies Wes with speed laced ecstasy then rats him out to a league source prompting a random test.
Two cheating cheaters from cheating organizations. Looks like Tom just put the Pats on the fast track to the SB. |
I've never rooted for CTE so hard than for this ****er.
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So I take it Brady signed on to do the Matrix 4?...
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He should get at least another 4 games for wearing that hat. Did he get a free bowl of soup with that/Rodney. http://memecrunch.com/meme/TG2A/cadd....jpg?w=400&c=1 |
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Man, why do the media outlets that report on this keep using pics where he looks like a glaze-eyed crack head or a scruffy meth addict? Oh...wait. Never mind.
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Looks like they better test Brady while they're at it.
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Cant believe some one hasn't posted his pic with the blown eyes...
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Spoiler!
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Haha haha. Welker is a druggie.
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All I can say is:
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO |
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What a piece of shit
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NOOOOOOOO!! Not Wes!!!
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Guy's like 0 for 3 in Super Bowls. Thats a good enough punishment for me.. |
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