Does anyone get laid in this city?
 

outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted

You got game.

See these two threads for dating advice:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285421

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285436

it depends.

how firm is your line on the herpes situation?

Every single weekend for the past two years?

You need a radically different approach.

go out with Jim Jones

It might be because of your semi-colon. Dude, go get that waxed.

PUA ROFL

Did you even neg her bro?

PUA failed.

http://www.somegif.com/gifs/13613444771984773266.GIF

I think you have to actually go up and talk to the women first.

If you become Bisexual it will double your chances of getting a date

So let me do a little calculation:

Every weekend for 2 years = 1.5 days AVG / weekend x 50 weeks AVG x 2 Yrs = 150 times

150 times out x $50 per average bill = $7,500 spent trying to get laid with little to no success

One word of advice my friend: ESCORTS!!! :D

lol just off urself already beta we don't want you continuing in the gene pool

I think OP is trolling. You would have to try to not get laid for two years.

"2 years"?
The definition of insanity: Doing exactly the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Get a wing man who knows what he's doing and watch and learn.

Consider it an education that your game sucks. Use your time to get into the top 99% of Status, Money, or charity. Obviously you will never have the learning ability to get into the top 99% of social skills.

Trollolololol

Go hogging!

What's that smell?

Dating advice. Be popular, have access to parties (where approaching women isn't creepy)

Have a masculine jawline and be over 6 foot with a large bone structure and no visible hairloss.

Can I get one here?

I tried everything dude. I've approached maybe 2,000 girls or something

I once tried to AMOG(steal a girl away) from Jamaal Charles while he was talking to her.

I actually successfully pulled a girl away from a picnic table at "Jones Pool" who was sitting next to former safety Tysyn Hartman. She kept commenting that she loved my small facial features (no troll, i think she was a lesbian and dug my lack of masculinity)

Do less.

<img src="http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2008_Forgetting_Sarah_Marshall/008FSM_Paul_Rud_001.jpg" width=400>

:huh:

Yeah - ladies are really into people who are better than the very worst at one thing!

This has to be a troll thread, right?

In the event that it's not, it sounds like you need to stop focusing on how to seduce women and focus more on making yourself into someone who doesn't need to trick women into sleeping with him.

This is definitely a troll thread. OP got some this weekend and is just ****ing w you guys.

Nobody has sex in flyover states

Showing my ignorance here, but what is a PUA?

I think it's "Put Up Ass"

Pickup Artist

Penis Under Anus

Personal Uterus Agitator

Penis Under Arrest

I get laid, and I'm 55 and been married for 20 years.
You need to step up your game, young man....

ROFL

no this idiot never talked to girls he just cried himself to sleep.

im out trying to meet women.

ITT a bunch of bald beer belly guys in nascar cutoff shirts from Raytown telling me how easy it is to get "pussy"

Just slip her some antifreeze

xztop:dating::Chiefs:playoffs

Obvious troll is obvious.

I like this thread.

You started the thread.

I'm not bald!

You are ugly. Ugly guys need to hit on the ugly girls.

Know your place.

I dont see whats trolling about this.

I guess its rare to meet a guy who openly admits to not getting laid. Even my reeruned middle eastern friends will jump to proclaim they get mad bitches, when other judgmental men are around

I've been entertaining this possibility lately. I am texting a lot of my numbers asking them if this is infact the case. They don't seem to want to respond.

You've talking to 2,000 girls in the last 2 years and couldn't close even once? Time for a new hobby.

I found using the internet to date women was the easiest thing in the world. I have very little game in a bar situation. If you use the internet it doesnt really matter if u cant talk t women. If you are attractive you get dates.

He must look like Ron Perlman.

I am not, nor am I getting any out in the country. It's nice guy syndrome. :huh:

Payment is not an approach.

Who told you about me?

Post up a pic, bro. We'll be honest with you. Just ask hometeam. We gave him lots of good feedback on his tattoo.

Need to get a little drunk. Target a gal who is a little drunk herself. Sit down and make out with her for a bit... Before any conversation. Then strike up a casual conversation on her views on female mastrubation. If she engages in the conversation, you should be able to close the dea.....

Wait. Never mind. That's been tried before with no success.

I've got nothin'

What's wrong with you guys? If I was young and single , I'd be pulling from Facebook every night.

No shit. I'm old and have kids. Every time I go out without my wife, I have to beat the chicks off of me and constantly mention the fact that I'm married with kids. I think a wedding ring might be like an aphrodisiac for some of them, though.

Honestly probably decent advice. In situations like this and with drunk girls, it doesn't really matter that much how you look. Basically in a bar or club like atmosphere, it is extremely beneficial to be either really really tall, or just be very very outgoing and just talk and introduce yourself to EVERYONE.

Jim Jones has resurfaced.

Eh...not really.

I've seen some really dorky dudes pull amazing ass. Shit they had no right in getting on any level.

When it comes down to it, it's more about the Spencerian conceptualization of natural law.

Be confident, be the man.

Don't be a pussy.

Girls already have one. They don't want another.

I am getting constantly told im too much of an asshole`

Well, there you go.

/thread

You're more than welcome to meet me at westport this saturday. I will show you how much confidence means.. i have good looking wing's that do the same thing. I think this city is a hard place to score girls, which is why i prefaced the post that way.

heres me at PNL grabbing some girl and telling her to take a pic with me http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps9da931a4.jpg

me today looking really unkept
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps2cc5e430.jpg

I think girls will generally look for an excuse why she doesn't like you when it's really that she doesn't like your looks. Just my opinion. I had one girl pretend to have cancer so that she could break it off "easily" to me to leave her alone

Leading with "It's been two years since I've gotten laid!" when you meet a girl probably isn't doing you much good, either.

awww shiiiiiiii :popcorn:

You look like a douche.

Just kidding. That was rude.

Kill the beard attempt.

Honestly...it's horrific.

You are a decent looking dude.

Other than that, I don't know what to tell you. I don't hang with you, so I don't know if you act like a spaz or are just trying to be a nice guy with the girls and aren't aggressive enough.

As stated, you need to look at this from a pure biological perspective.

It's either you or that douche nozzle trying to hit on the same girl.

Second place is first place loser. She's the finish line. You are running a 9.43. The other guy is a fat ass.

Sacc what happens when a taller better looking guy with a better job is hitting on the same girl as i am

Perhaps. But it was funny as hell

On to the next one... You looking for love or just sex?

you smell funny. try taking a bath and brush your teeth, you dress and act like a gangster, grow up?

texting girls is a crucial element. It's a very strange science but i have a feeling that the guys who get laid a lot are masters at it

And they're getting more action than you.

Get a decent haircut, wear less conspicuous jewelry and shave that facial growth. You look creepy as ****.

Also relax that serial killer smile a bit without going into angry emo brooder look. Rest your face somewhere between those two pics.

Yeah.. I'd ditch that chin strap and wife beater. It looks scummy as hell..