CBS Sports predicts every team record. AFC West a laughing stock yet again
 

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/pe...-few-surprises


Divisional breakdown

AFC East NFC East
1. New England Patriots 13-3 1. New York Giants 12-4
2. Miami Dolphins 5-11 2. Dallas Cowboys 9-7
3. Buffalo Bills 3-13 3. Washington Redskins 9-7
4. New York Jets 3-13 4. Philadelphia Eagles 5-11

AFC South NFC South
1. Houston Texans 10-6 1. Atlanta Falcons 12-4
2. Indianapolis Colts 7-9 2. New Orleans Saints 11-5
3. Tennessee Titans 7-9 3. Carolina Panthers 8-8
4. Jacksonville Jaguars 3-13 4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-10

AFC North NFC North
1. Cincinnati Bengals 12-4 1. Green Bay Packers 14-2
2. Pittsburgh Steelers 11-5 2. Chicago Bears 7-9
3. Baltimore Ravens 10-6 3. Minnesota Vikings 7-9
4. Cleveland Browns 4-12 4. Detroit Lions 4-12

AFC West NFC West
1. Denver Broncos 13-3 1. San Francisco 49ers 12-4
2. Kansas City Chiefs 6-10 2. Seattle Seahawks 10-6
3. San Diego Chargers 4-12 3. Arizona Cardinals 9-7
4. Oakland Raiders 2-14 4. St. Louis Rams 8-8


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Sorry the formatting sucks. I have tried to override it 3 times now and it keeps defaulting back to that mess.

well if pissco had anything to do with this, then the abortion is warranted.

At least the Raiders get another #1 pick to blow on Jamarcus #2

Sandy Eggo and KC will win more than that. You get to 2 against just Oakland :)

Denver isn't going 13-3 again...

Second place bitches!!!

This prediction also has every team in the NFC West at .500 or better. Has that ever happened in a division?

Flip the Faid and the Chargers and it'll be a fairly accurate prediction of the AFC Worst.

Really reeruned predictions. Basically he's saying, "If you were terrible last year, you'll be terrible again, and if you were good last year you'll be good again."

No thought whatsoever went into these. Did he even do a game-by-game prediction to make sure the records lined up, so that all 32 teams go .500? I see a TON of really shitty records. It makes me think he has more losses than wins.

This: He didn't go out on any limbs here. There are always about 4 teams playoff bound that nobody expected. I hate analysts, they are more flavor of the month than a teenage girl.

Last to second? Great! /true fans

2 divisions in 08. Not as rare as the nfc west below 500 superfecta in 2010.

Looks like we're going to sweep the division.

AFC: 113-143
NFC: 143-113

Doubt that.

just once I'd like them to base predictions on future stats

Prisco should post here. He'd fit right in.

AFC East, even bigger joke.

I have a feeling the Raiders will be a little better than projected. Not much but maybe they get 4 or 5 wins. And yeah , of course the Chiefs will suck as usual !:rolleyes:

Not this year !!!!!

Cards better than the chiefs?

The AFC West has done nothing to suggest otherwise.

Green Bay at 14-2. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Love your outlook. :clap:

Damn how are we going to draft Jake Matthews this year?

Johnny Butt****er from Random Utah University is a far more polished product, is bigger, and plays more aggressively. I think we're better off letting him fall to us in the draft than staying at the top to draft Matthews /Saccopoo

If you notice, only 6 AFC teams at .500 or better.

Just noticed the Colts get a wildcard spot at 7-9. heh

Steelers and Ravens

Aren't there six teams over..500? Colts should be out
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Nope. Only 5 teams over .500. Look again.

The AFC west looks about right.

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I enjoy Prisco's writing because he's a decent beat writer with some solid insider info from time to time.

But as a prognosticator, he sucks ass. These are some of the worst predictions I've seen in the past few years.

Looked again, still six
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Did you see his week by week predictions?

The Chiefs end up beating some pretty good teams, according to his predictions but lose to some really bad teams.

It's senseless.

son of a bitch. I never bothered to look at 3rd place teams. shame on me. LMAO

3 teams from one division though. That rarely happens.

Shit that's the Chiefs way.

Good. That record is cursed.

Kind of what I was thinking as well. Par for the course.

I always love these. Every single one of these predictions come by looking at the previous two/three years, and taking an average of a teams' win/loss.

Hard hitting analysis.

To ten draft pick and we keep our 2nd rounder! Success

CBS can't even predict what programs will get shitty ratings on their own network. They can eat my left ball with vinaigrette.

time for another lineman

broncos will be 12-4
chiefs 9-7 or 10-6
chargers 8-8 yo 9-7
raiders 2-14 two wins at home against chiefs and chargers

I don't know why but I see the Dolphins as being terrible this year. Like 2 wins terrible. I bet the Dolphins have the worst record in the league this year.

How does SD get anywhere near that many wins? I don't see any part of the team that honestly would warrant that optimism

That would make them the Chiefs of this year. They're expected to be much improved, maybe even make a run at the wildcard.

:clap: Rivers will be doing a lot of :deevee: this year.

Eggo will have more than 4 wins. That is a ****ing reeruned prediction

I doubt it.

I think 7 at the absolute best with all bounces going their way.

Their WR's are gimped up and they don't have much team talent to begin with...

no way the Pats win 13 games

The AFC is pretty meh right now.

After the greater part of 15 years of AFC ass-whoopery the NFC is clearly the better conference now...

Denver 13 wins ROFL

Are we surprised by this?

We're pretty loaded dude. There isn't a team on our schedule better than us and according to Vegas we will be a favorite in every game this year but 1.

Von neckbone aand a bunch of meh is loaded? Ohhhhhhkay

On offense...

You're on crack. Better or not you have one of the toughest schedules this year. On top of that you have a $3it ton of "grudge match" games.

Vegas bases lines off popularity and balancing the books. Not talent...

I'm concerned about your right ball. Does that not go well with salad dressing?

If we went 7-9 with Cassel/Orton/Palko (minus Charles), we can go 8-8 with Alex Smith and a healthy Charles. Prisco never knows what he's talking about

We actually have the easiest schedule in the league this year...

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/stor...oncos-panthers

Don't look $3it up on some prediction site - look at the schedule.

You're out of your mind if you don't see the Donks having to doge mines almost every week.

The first 3 weeks alone are the Ravens (won the SB,) Giants (unpredictable as hell,) and a division game vs the hapless Raiders.

I'd argue a 2-1 or 1-2 here. No matter what you beat the $hitty azz team Oakland throws out there.

Then it's Eagles, Cowboys, Jags.

I'd guess 2-1 over that stretch. At best that's 4-2 and we're only 6 weeks in...

I think they are fully aware the Ravens won the SB ROFL

The Donks have a cupcake schedule. Five nearly automatic wins right off the bat against arguably the three worst teams in the league (Jaguars, Faid, Chargers). They should be able to beat the Colts, Eagles, Cowboys, Titans, and at least split the series with the Chiefs. That's 10 or 11 fairly easy wins right there.

I do think they're a regular season fraud and one-and-done playoff team, but that's neither here nor there. If the Donks don't win this joke of a division with ease, it's a huge disappointment.

They aren't.

It seems like the fans and city feel cheated. Like they had bribed every official, greased every palm (and jersey,) and signed Manning and then the NFL somehow made a mistake...

None of those games you mentioned seem scary, we should win them all. The only game I'm really worried about is Week 16 @Houston. The regular season is meaningless for Denver, it's essentially just 16 preseason games for us, the only thing that matters is what happens in the playoffs.

I see what you are saying. I know a couple of those fans here in SUX that are just like some of them on the board. So totally convinced PM will take them to the SB.

Bet one of them $10 he wouldn't make it long enough to play us last year. Lost that one obviously.

Another bet we have is for $100 that he won't take them to the SB. That one is ongoing.

I pray I win that bet and shut up the loudmouth.

Ho Lee ****

Yup talk like that only means Karma is definitely coming your way, I expect Peyton's neck to be snapped in 2 by week 5

I'm so glad that they let you back. It is moments like this that I cherish.

I'm going out on a limb here and say you won't even make the playoffs, but if you do it'll be one and out with Choketon Brokeneck at the helm.

So the Colts (despite having less talent) have no axe to grind with Denver?
The Redskins (and Shanny) have no desire to beat Denver?

By the time you play that Pats that will be division-title-fight time of the year. Manning and Brady ****ing hate each other.

And respect your division or not the last 7 weeks you face all 3 rivals...

....such as this...

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...and this....

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...and this....

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...and this....

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....and of course, a whole lot of this....

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Don't forget Ravens + Doom.

This season is going to be a lot of fun.

I don't want to sound arrogant or anything but none of that means anything to me. The regular season is just something we have to do deal with until the playoffs start. The biggest obstacle for us during the regular season will be staying healthy, not our opponents.

Good luck with that...

Hey, jackknife, I don't know if you realize this or not, but you don't play for the Broncos. You better hope that the Bronco players don't share your ****ed up sense of entitlement. Remember the "dream team" in Philadelphia? That's what happens to teams that think they don't have to worry about the regular season.

God damn you are a king sized douche. You could clear out Christy Canyon's worn out vag and still have enough left over for your boyfriend's ass.

They have 7 teams at 12-4 or better. Since 2005 the greatest # of teams at 12-4 or better.


Wait for it.....5. It happened twice. All the other years it was either 3 or 4.

Boy they really don't like KC do they.

The Dream Team failed because they lacked leadership and focus. With With Fox, Del Rio and Manning we won't have those issues.

Par for the course...

We didn't let him back. He invited himself back.