Why is Clark Hunt trying to seduce me?
 

Damn.

I've had two dreams about the cHunt in a 3 week span. In the first dream, Clark and I are toodling about town, and he takes me to Arrowhead and gives me a tour of the inner workings of the place which is kinda cool.
Then we're out in one of the surrounding neighborhoods, and this young kid is trying to show off his bling to Clark, and Clark just points over his shoulder to Arrowhead in the background, and gives him one of these: :shrug:

Next up and last night; the cHunt is trying to hire me as an assistant of some sort for the operations at Arrowhead. I'm siting down and having an actual job interview with Mr. Senator Hair. The little bastard tries to trick me; he has a call sent to the desk, asks me to pick it up, and then waits for me to tactfully cut-off the person on the other end who is going on and on about bowling or some such shit. After hanging on the line for a minute, the cHunt looks at me and says:

"I guess you don't want to talk to ME".

Tricky little shit. Anywho, we have some lunch with some other suits and I apparently got the job, though I have no idea WTF it is.

Clark:

I don't love you in this way. There are many out there and on this board who would drop to their knees for you; I am not one of them.

Get out of my dreams, soccer-boy. Go see Zach or something.

Did you jam your tongue down his throat?

Not yet, but who knows? Frankly, I don't want any more cHunt in my dreams.

Disturbing.

I think you really have to understand (and you're the only one who doesn't) that you're really really disturbed.

LMAO

I'm pretty sure thes dreams just mean that you want to have phone sex with Hunt.

I would certainly like to have a nice, little chat with the man. About a GREAT many things.

SD Hate is on the phone with CHunt:

SD: "So....I understand your grand daddy paid to have JFK assassinated?"

FAP FAP FAP....

CHunt: "I can neither confirm or deny that....."

SD: "After a home game, do you throw all the money on your bed and roll around in it?"

FAP FAP FAP.....

CHunt: "Yeah, and I wear my Columbus Crew Boxers when I do it...."

SD: "What's Andy Reid Smell Like?"

FAP FAP FAP.....

CHunt: "Fish Sticks."

SD: "NNNNNN.......NNNNNN......GAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP....SPLORT.....

Denial aint just a river in Egypt. You know you want it.

The real news here is that you're having dreams about Clark Hunt.

NTTAWWT

I expect the full fan fiction to be released shortly.

I have dreamt about his hair for years. /No homo

http://www.kcchiefsblog.com/wp-conte...ClarkHunt7.jpg

He's so dreamy isn't he? I could drench that face.

LMAO

Man I would pay money to see this commercial filmed.

Arrowhead: The only bling KC needs.

I only fap to Tyler Bray.

Face it SDH......

Hes trying to impregnate your mind with the seed of loving Alex Smiff...

Embrace your baby......

guilt: it's a mutha

They'll have fun, fun, fun now that daddy can't take the t-bird away.

That WAS the funniest part of the whole thing.

I think I'm gonna have to make a Clark Hunt GIF tonight just because of this thread.

Reporter: So Mr. hunt, how would you respond to SDH's homoerotic dreams involving you?

Hunt:

Do it.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo...rge_medium.png

"I am sooooooooooooooo ****ed"/Haley

"I knew Cassel was going to be here... what was I thinking. holy mother... that ****ing wap"
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo...rge_medium.png

http://silencedmajority.blogs.com/si...10/riodehs.jpg


Separated at birth.

LMAO

I know we have a burnt out playboy with mental issues as our team owner, but at least he's pimp and he has Elway to cover his ass. You guys have Barbie's boyfriend calling the shots over there.

Every time I see a pic of Pat Bowlen I think, "Shit. I bet that guy has done a mountain of blow and ****ed a million whores."

Seductive.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/sexyclark.gif

ROFL


Ha

:drool: / Sweet Daddy Hate dreams

ROFL

If Clark Hunt can't turn you on, you are clearly dead.

I had a nocturnal emission last night. Clarky in nothing but a pair of crocs and a pierced naval. Silk sheets that I just recently bought too god DAMN IT.