****Official Royals Vs. Twins Gamethread 6/5****
 

Lets go.

Lineups out, I like it.

Gordon
Hosmer
Perez
Butler
Moose
Cain
Lough
Getz
Escobar.

You like having Moose and Getz in this lineup? I'd rather see anyone but those two slapdicks in this lineup.

Finally...

In for 0-1 run.

Surely we can accidently win 1

I have yet to post in a game thread. Tonight, we will win 9-3. You're welcome.

Twins 1-0 for a barn burner-lol

I might changed my name to Dayton Moore's Reckoning.

When does save the Royals start flying banners?

Fire Moore, Fire Ned, Bench Moose!

Team huddle!

They all looked fired up laughing didn't they?

Reps to all of you idiots who continue to watch every night.

We're still in it baby!

It was pretty entertaining.

Welp, we're behind all ready

Well, Lough costs us a run

Not sure what the **** he was doing

Truly unreal.

That ball was hit right at Getz as he was running away from it. I don't think Hudler can call Getz out for ****ing up though, probably because of 2 things. A mandate from the front office and he sees A LOT of himself in Chris Getz, marginal talent.

This team has checked out.

How was that not a swing?

This team consistently plays with their head somewhere other than the game

Lough looks like he was checking out the chicks in the stands. I'm not sure I've ever seen an outfielder stand and watch the ball for a three count before taking off for it

26 pitches already

I firmly believe a lot of thinking about cock.

Getz was running over to cover the runner who was going

Just a terrible, terrible baseball team.

I just woke up from a nap and apparently my posting means nothing to the outcome of the game.

I'm currently filing paperwork.

Someone please give me play by play.

Brett wonders why he said yes.

I like how Hud talks like he was a ****ing HOF player. He's the kind of player you do the opposite of what he suggests so you don't turn out to be like him

Royals still suck.

You are still gay.

it's just ****ed up when you know you're out of the game before you can record 3 outs

Wow

Looked like he started really running once the ball was hit.

So is your butthole.

Hanging curve

Guthrie already looks like he knows the game is over

Nearing 40 pitches

Guthrie isn't getting any corner.

He's already pitched 3 innings this inning, so far

another ****ing walk.....SACK IT UP, you bunch of ****ing pussies!

Uncontrolled hemorrhoid> Royals

great play by Hosmer... and someone throw that ****ing fan out of the ballpark

SIGN HIM TO A LIFELONG EXTENSION!!!

Hos bails him out

Teh Hos. And LMAO at that guy going whew when he saw Hos catching it

He should have punched that tubby Twins fan in the face.

Cy Young starting for the Twinks again tonight?

haha, that was hilarious. Hosmer found the only guy in the park he's better than.

GMDM has to be proud

40 pitch first inning but gets out with bases loaded and only 1 run.

WE ARE....KANSAS CITY!

Are the Royals playing???

Yep

Over\Under on number of pitches to get us out this inning??

10

CY Walters.

Two pitches, one out.

No perfect game for you!

Wake the **** up, Hosmer...you should have been running to 2nd even before the Ump gave it to you

Royals baseball.

Hos with the rip. oh wait.

lol, what a ****ing monkey

Time to start the vodka. No patients tomorrow.

Salvy!

Gawd we scored in the first!

Salvy! Noice

Wow....we scored. Amazing.

Timely hitting. Who are these guys?

It's like this team is so lackadaisical

UHOH!!!!! TURNING THINGS AROUND!!

Is Billy losing weight?

Salvy finally pulled the ball. Nice to see.

Billay lucky he didn't get rung up there

Here comes Moose with his .077 RISP. But he only hits on Wednesday, so maybe he'll do something besides pop out.

Just missed it

Ball won't fly with 95% humidity

Moose hitting the ball better...still needs to hit the weights some though

oooooh....Moose moved a runner.
This is like needing to take a shit for a week. We just farted a little...

Moose with ALL the power he has and he still can't hit it out of the park. What a pussy Mistakeus is.