euphemisms for vomiting
 

First of all you're welcome.

Many people will be "shouting at the carpet" or experiencing a big "technicolor yawn" tonight. I'm fighting off (failing) the flu myself and in the spirit of this party night I'd like some new ones.

Yep this is how I'm ringing in the new year. It's gonna be a great one!

Performing a beer me thread

Talking to Ralph.

Driving the porcelain bus.

Technicolor Yawn.

I like that.

OP much?

:D

Feeding the baby birds, praying to china, reverse digestion process

Riding the regurgitron

YES!

ROFL

Yacking, or if you're at sea chumming.

:clap:

Kissing the toilet

Reviewing todays menu.

Hurling

Blowing chunks


Praying to the porcelin (sp) god




That's all I got, I'm a bit tipsy

Now that one actually does make me want to yell at the yak.

LMAO

Quality

Puked on my pubes last night.

garbleraspHOOwuhhhk

Praying to the porcelain god.

ROFL

Please leave the thread.









:spock:

Just being honest. Sry

ROFLROFLROFL

You didn't leave!

Did you really want me to?

Somehow Argo found a way to make a thread about puking too disgusting.

It seems it doesn't matter if I did anyway.

LMAO

.

New year = puke thread. WTG, Fever! LMAO

Singing to the toilet.

Oh, and... Splattergasping

You're welcome. :)

LMAO

OMFG! Thats a new one ROFL

This is why I'm so goddamn popular.

Dear God. You win at EVERYTHING!

You act as if this is something new.

:D

No. I just sometimes forget for a moment. I'm just a stupid boy.

It happens. :)

Germans love this one...

Pukerschnitzel

Gastro Geyser.

Went to the well one too many times. It happens.

:D

Hey! I resemble that remark

Scared to ask but I have to....

I'm half German and have puked up a few schnitzel in my time. Sometimes words cut deep man

Oh. Well that was boring.

LMAO

edit... in before edit

Sorry. LMAO

I guess I'll let it slide this time. BTW you write like a 3 year old :D

Good God man have some ****ing respect. She's 5.

ROFL

:sulk:

blowing up the dam

cranking the gears

fostering the people

I'm making no damn sense and I can't even blame beer.

"Blowing up the dam" and "cranking the gears" sounds sexual.

"Fostering the people" sounds political.

prevert

yes I meant to spell it that way.

Pfft. :rolleyes:

Fwiw, I held back posting "Gagshatter".

LMAO

euphemism sounds like puke

I euphemismed all over my pubes last night.

Leave the thread.

Leave the thread. Again.

It actually does....

Jugularjiggle

Can I come back yet?

Ok...........wait............................................................. now.

Here.

I think there's a pron called gagshatter.

No wait... it was 2 girls 1 cup.

My bad.

That is a good one. I'm going to write that on my arm.

A real man would etch it with a nail.

don't test me fever

Leave the thread.

my ex actually gave me tons of shit about carving Chiefs planet into my leg, she called me immature and even told my mom

:clap:

It was pretty bad. You needed a hug.

Nah.

OK I wanted to hug you. Thanks for making me say it. Ass.

Why are you still here?

that's nice of you I would have taken the hug

Because I fail.

I wouldn't have lingered toooo long. I might have grabbed your bum though. Just real quick... not gay or anything.

doesn't sound gay sounds like a football thing