THIS appears on your kitchen floor. What do you do?
 

Have sex with it.

/thread

Stomp that thing so hard, it ends up in the basement.

Lick its ass /billay

Your kitchen looks outside.

How about a NSWE in the thread title!!!

Not Safe While Eating!!!

What the **** is that?

Kill it with fire

Camel spiders FTW!


I have actually caught a few of those here in SW Kansas. My HS biology teacher said it was a fire ant, but after that BS email string a few years ago about troops in Afganistan killing these things I figured out what they realy were.

They are a LOT smaller out here, though.

Invite him in. Offer up some fresh crickets. Maybe a cup of tea. Probably chai.

.....

This place is slipping.


Grab the AntiFreeze

LMAO

I'd give it to this guy, record what happens, then charge people to see it.

You BBQ the little ****er.

Nuke it from orbit!

No response from KC.

Must have tried playing nice with his new little friend.

RIP.

Ask it if it would join my wife and I for a dinner of homecooked bread and steak.

I think I saw that thing in Starship Troopers.

Oh yes and if I be so bold, (?) WTF is that thing? It looks like a spider raped a scorpion and this is the result.

Wtf is it?

Close...it's something known as a "solifugae".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

Get it registered to vote /crooks

:eek:

That's a camel spider? Where the hell is your kitchen, Iran?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...1_24_0999s.JPG

Is that your woman giving you a BJ?

Yeah, that must be it.

I'm jealous.

1. Burn the ****ing house down

2. Collect insurance money.

3. Move as ****ing far away from there as possible

WTF planet is that thing from?

I'd put the house up for sale immediately.

Clean the grout?

:spock:

No, it isn't.

I'd shoot it in the leg

You missed a couple steps.

Spiders (or spidorpions whatever that thing is) gives me the creeps. I go full blown nancy when it comes to that.

http://www.buffaloniagararealestateh.../Dressing1.jpg

Bring him in for a look?

I saw "The Thing" and I don't think they ever answered that.

..1....put on my Georgia workboots.
...2....do the twist.

move

I'm pretty sure I'd scream like a little girl then stomp it to death.

NSFW

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My bad, but we both forgot the most important step


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tell it to hold still and then shoot my load on it

It's like Matt Cassel shows up under center of your favorite football team. You hope for a miracle and throw your remote control at it, but in reality it just stays there, mocking you.

LMAO

that ugly ****er's got more short hairs that hooties community soap bar.
it needs stomped.
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Kill it with fire!

They’re actually being found over here, I've heard they’re stowing away in the luggage and equipment being brought back.

I knew a chick in the Navy who had a face like that.

Don’t we all, but that’s just one of those Saturday nights we prefer to forget.

I'd get this glass flamethrower if I can have a choice over one.

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Was this her?

man you gotta do something about that grout

I think that's a MiG weld.

It's the only way to be sure.

I thought the 2 recluses I killed last weekend were bad enough.

Every camel spider thread is supposed to also include this picture.

http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider/spider9.jpg

**** that shit

yeah, no thanks.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y5TwdoOLPT...ion061810a.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...mel-spider.jpg

:LOL:

She has a nice ass

HAHAHAHA.

2nd!!